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It’s about to get real loud in here. Loud with FLAVOR. We’re talking sweet, salty, fat, acid, paprika, cheez-its, tarchup, and wasabioli. Suggested talking points: Holistic Hog Time, Reverse Johnny Appleseed, Who Washes the Dishwasher?, Sticky Dylan, Heinz Canada is Watching , There’s Cheez-Its Somewhere Support AAPI communities and those affected …
 
Summer’s here! It’s time to bust out the new splashes and signature scents. Don’t have a signature scent? Not to worry, we’ve got you covered with this lil’ baby. It has a base fragrance of chicken sandwiches with top notes of zinc oxide and kolaches. Suggesting talking points: Beach Horse, You are the Splash, Kolache Church, High Coyote Activity, …
 
Stop everything, we’ve found this year’s one true summer anthem, from one Charles Entertainment Cheese. It bops. It slaps. It rips. It trips. It has us questioning our very existence. Suggested talking points: Catch Old, Wisdom of the Crowd, Ruminating about Revenants, Munch Squad Trap Edition, Chex Mix Circle Support AAPI communities and those aff…
 
We all knew it was coming. Criss Angel, tired of escaping from boxes and chains, has broken free of the confines of Munch Squad with his new Nevada restaurant. One hundred years of crafting couldn't have come up with a better name. So, that’s it. We’ve got to concede naming restaurants for the foreseeable future. Suggested talking points: Ja New An…
 
We’re gonna hit you with the shrink ray, put you in our pocket, and take you on a journey with us. It’s not going to be a very exciting journey, since you’ll be in a pocket and everything. And we’re not sure where we’re going exactly. But it’s a journey. Suggested talking points: ROI On Oranges, My name is Dr Cheese, Pep’eps Place Conspiracy, Tell …
 
Nosy neighbors be damned, we’re about to fire up the grill and make some delicious gipino. Gapino? Cioppino. Shrimp. Suggested talking points: Bone Fleas, Riddle Prison, Joey Bloobs, Rugged Spicy Boys, the Peters Parker, a case of Pepsi Lungs, What Do Babies Care About? Consider becoming a supporter of our show: www.maximumfun.org/join/ Support AAP…
 
You know we’ve gotten into the big league when we get questions from Huntington’s own legend Tim Irr, who has famously been gifted so many handkerchiefs he’s running out of places to keep them. Suggested talking points: Big Fruit, Billy Murray money, BLT Lobbyists, Gut Chunnel, Crank Green Consider becoming a supporter of our show: www.maximumfun.o…
 
We thought it was high time to invite someone who’s actually smart to help us give advice; luckily Jean Grae agreed to be the newest McElroy brother. Jean is so smart that she had the foresight in high school to realize that the SATs are an outdated measurement built on a societal structure that values expedience, instead of like, a test that lets …
 
We always thought that episode 420 would be about the funny weed number. Instead, we're using it to mark 4/20, the date we say goodbye to Yahoo! Answers, a bad website that we will miss very much. Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund:…
 
Introducing the new sweet baby brother, Ron Funches! With this huge upgrade in talent we can finally tackle the BIG subjects like Chopped 420, mysterious chewy candy, celebrity hot dog eating competitions, and cat food for people. Suggested talking points: Trail Mix Jug, Hat Floozy, Ten-One, Anti-Kyle, Cat Clooney, 12 Cats But One Person Support AA…
 
We’ve heard the news that Yahoo answers will soon be no more, and Griffin has returned from paternity leave to workshop things to fill the void. Things like mandatory joking at the office, forklift operator vigilantes, and cake-on-a-stick dessert. It’s a work in progress. Suggested talking points:Rad Face Tats, To Kill a Mocking Turd, Vent Coworker…
 
With Griffin away on paternity leave, Travis and Justin saw the perfect opportunity to share one of their old projects that never saw the light of day . . . until now. Enjoy the raw audio of their abandoned TV pilot for a show where all your woodworking questions are answered. Suggested talking points: Miracle Steps, Grain is the Muscle, Saw Safety…
 
We’re here to answer all your most pressing questions about Krispy Kreme’s clever secret coffee ingredient and sexy typefaces. We also get into the wet: dolphins, and the dry: accidental arson. Suggested talking points: Stucco Rules, Suck it Drywall, Spokesman Shaq, Fire Stop Weekly, Ed Sheeran Ketchup, Pumpkin Mistake Surcharge. Support AAPI commu…
 
We’ll admit it: Of all the organizations to crack open Pandora’s Box to unleash the secrets of immortality, we did not expect Pringles to make the shortlist. But life has a funny way of working sometimes! Life also has a funny way of prolonging itself infinitely on the surface of a curved potato crisp. Suggested talking points: Spring Cleaning, Bab…
 
The time has come for the greatest reveal the Earth has ever known. It’s time for you to hear the new MBMBaM Theme. Also, the rest of the episode is pretty good too. Like, top 200 at least. (Feat. Special Guestpert: Montaigne!) Talking Points: Loose Cannon Service Horse, Tighten Up the Algorithms, The DadLord, The Chicken War Continues, The Good Sh…
 
We finally did it, folks! All the pop culture reboots from 20 years ago we never really wanted are finally coming into being! And we’ve erased the stigmas of sex-related injuries and of giving food to people who need it! Nice job. Suggested Talking Points: Disney Discretion, Banished Bugs, Forbidden Lombada, Break Room Bull, Frasier 2000, The Frenc…
 
This week, Justin passes judgement on Travis's intro privileges. More importantly though, Justin has a new tool that is finally going to make the show good! Suggested Talking Points: The Dirty Side of the Shirt, What the Heck?!, Cougar Announcements, The Science Isn't In! Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://li…
 
Because of storms and power outages we weren’t able to record last week, so it’s time to once again turn to the past for a Best Of episode. If you’re in the market for a crash course in Farm Wisdom, your time has come. Suggested talking points: Farm Wisdom, Sheryl Psy, Dad’s All That, Small Mysteries, Jawbreaker, Racehorse Witchcraft, Kissing Exper…
 
Description: Have you ever eaten a chili so good that it rips your family apart? Just kidding, it's only a song! We also go deep into exploring the mouth as well as butt advertising. It's a very troubling episode. Suggested Talking Points: Chili Songs, World's Best [BLANK], The Chicken Bud, Kick My Jeans Joseph Gordon-Levitt! Ways to support Black …
 
A decision for the ages arrives with little fanfare. A benign Yahoo Answer spawns a flashpoint that will divide and define a generation. The bath is now soup; this much is unavoidable. What you do with this revelation is entirely in your hands. Suggested talking points: McElbucks, A Light Dusting of Power Tool Talk, Dad’s Sad Jams, Watch the Arches…
 
We got secrets! Lots of kinds of secrets. Movie secrets. Food secrets! Outer space secrets. You’re invited to listen in as we divulge these secrets, provided you tell NOBODY about what you learn today. Suggested talking points: Crash Bandicoot Market, Arby’s Walk-in, Matt Damon’s Dookie Potatoes, Jammers, Tuna Mysteries, Star Wars Improvisation Way…
 
Even for us, this episode contains a lot of fast food discussion. Who’s got the good salad? What’s the casualty count in the chicken sandwich wars? Most importantly: How does one turn an abandoned Taco Bell into a loving home? Suggested talking points: Professor Cabbage, Escape Room Conduit, Think Inside the Blood, Wendy’s Widow, The President of B…
 
We realize it’s going to be a while before we’re all out and about, attending hip dinner parties with our fashionable pals. Still, it’s always good to refresh yourself on basic party etiquette, like how to provide a Cheez-It experience that won’t shatter the host’s perception of reality. Suggested talking points: Reggie Notes, Mystery Can, The Hidi…
 
Oh my god what a week. But we're here to sooth your spirits by finding out what national pizza chains have been tweeting about, and also to figure out for ourselves what mood we're going for. Suggested talking points: Ted Cruz Christmas Carol, Viking Slumber, Cactus Bread, Rent-A-Child. To call your representatives and get stuff done: 5calls.org Wa…
 
You were warned that this would be the contents of this episode, and we ALWAYS follow through on our threats. Join us as we choose a mantra and a direction for the new calendar year, and then at the last second throw that mantra and direction in the toilet in exchange for a new one that doesn’t make any sense in the slightest. Ways to support Black…
 
So long, stink year! While we’re not quite ready to provide a sagacious tagline for 2021, we’re more than ready to send off this one with a thorough look back. And also a look forward, and kind of to the side, and also downward. We’re looking all over in this one. Stay frosty. Suggested talking points: Big Moments in Entertainment, Love Actually Ac…
 
It’s Candlenights, we think! We already did ONE Candlenights spectacular for you, but because y’all have been extra good this year, here’s another one! I mean, it’s maybe not “spectacular” as much as it is a regular episode without cussing, but still. Suggested talking points: Little Jumble, Dear Christmas, Salmon Blasters, Cooltown Texas, Haunted …
 
When is beef considered beef and also not beef? To answer that, it’s important you possess a cursory understanding of the many-worlds theory and quantum entanglement — things that we, three super smart guys, totally know about. Now, let’s BURY THAT MEAT. Suggested talking points: Bumbles Bounce, Caricature Staredown, Hot Horsey Sauce, Root Beer Rev…
 
This week’s episode is chock-full of breaking news alerts, most of which send us spiraling hornily into homemade Home Improvement erotic fiction. I swear to God I’ve written this exact description for an episode before. What is wrong with us? Suggested talking points: Tim on Tim, Fog Machine Hacks, Time on the Clock, Fiction Family, KFC Slater, Psy…
 
We weren’t able to record last week, so we dipped back into the Best Of well for the first time in a few years. Hop on in the Time Boat and join us as we travel back to a MUCH simpler time. Oh, you simple 2013 boys. If only you knew. Suggested talking points: Tim Curry Ice Cream Truck, Justin’s Cat Bathroom, Taken Babies, Machete Proverbs, Andre th…
 
I guess we’re on that Christmas Creep? I dunno, seems early to us, but we don’t really have much control over the timing. Suggested talking points: Ebeneezer Christmas, Mail Soup, Mrs. Claus, Whoopsie Cheese, Bookervision, Bite Whales, Delicious Drugs Bars Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blackliv…
 
Boy howdy, we sure hope nobody listening to this episode is a Joker sympathizer. This bad villain keeps messing up EVERYBODY’s stuff in the big city, especially Bruce Wayne — who is Batman! Too bad there’s no way to destroy his body and life without compromising our values. OR IS THERE? (There is.) Suggested talking points: Travis From Space, DeVit…
 
We’ve all been through the wringer these past couple of weeks, but don’t worry! We have a burger, now, that’s gonna fix EVERYTHING. Take a bite, savor its complex flavor profile, and allow its powerful beef juices to do their thing. Suggested talking points: Concessions, Waxy Sex Tongs, Waterbed Secrets, Jacket Half-Theft, What’s the Cups, Chainsaw…
 
We won’t be posting a new episode next week, so you know what that means: It’s Bolitics Time! Snatch up a couple crates o’ Party Bagels and let’s get into the HEAVY stuff! Suggested talking points: Bresident Butt Strike, 2nd Place Costume, Kissing with Beaks, Party Bagels and Business Donuts, Sir David Dragonrider Ways to support Black Lives Matter…
 
Due to some goofed-up settings on account of us recording an audiobook this week, Justin’s coming at you with some rich, booming ASMR-quality sound. Which, really, should only be a problem if he performs an extended, 15-minute-long Dracula impression. We should be in the clear. Suggested talking points: A New Intro, Escape Club, Solo Laugh Track, J…
 
Not now, Zordon. Christ, every time you come around here, we’re supposed to drop everything and mount up? Like, we know Rita Repulsa and her gooey guys are causing trouble, but we’ve got a PTA meeting this afternoon that we absolutely cannot miss. Suggested talking points: Okay Week, It’s a Wonderful Keys, Go Go Grown-Up Rangers, Firefighter Food F…
 
This one’s all boats and teeth, y’all. A lot of boat talk, a lot of cruising the high seas on our Yatch in search of adventure. A lot of teeth chat, specifically about our audience’s artistic dental desires. Boats and teeth, teeth and boats. All the way down. Suggested talking points: Cincinnati Prize Mummy, Grungy Dooblord, A Free Boat, Plastic Ba…
 
We’re having trouble getting in the spirit of the most spooky holiday, mostly because of how spooky every other thing in the entire world is right now. Join us as we down a few Red Lobster bevs and battle the skeleton army, because that oughtta do the trick. Suggested talking points: The Spirit of Spirits, Dinner with Dan, Blueberry Stones, Fake Fi…
 
When we were doing the whole big war, and needed sentient, quadrupedal transportation all hither and yon, they were there for us. Now, in their hour of conflict, it is time for us to return the favor. Saddle up, partners. Suggested talking points: Football Tires, Candy Boys, Teeth for Art, Big Frasier Theory, Crow's Gonna Hacks, Rapidly Aging Nut, …
 
Please, please let us do wrestling. Does anyone know anyone who’s doing wrestling that we could Skype with? We have really, really good wrestling ideas, most of which are based around telekinesis and fantastical incantations. Suggested talking points: Balloon Man, Window Washer Sneakrets, Wrestling Magic, Tye-Dye Whoopsie, Sports Fusion, Oozefest W…
 
This is a big one! Partially because we ask for aid from our Trolls co-star Ron Funches for a question, but also because Justin confesses to fraud, we think? We’re not lawyers, but it sure smells fraudulent. Suggested talking points: Endless PSL Perfection, Pet Friends on the Road, Sensual Chess, Hairy Adidas Legs Pants, Justin’s Little Lie, Kitty …
 
We’re plugged in, okay? Obviously. Like, when young folks see us, they know we know what’s up. We’re cooking beans over roaring campfires like, every weekend, so please don’t pretend that we’re not. Suggested talking points: The Jokering, The NCIS Thinking Hat, The 311 Dragnet, Cowboy Parent Shame, Farewell Food Friends, Good-Feeling Body Juice, Pr…
 
Even after all these years, we’re still learning about each other’s little, adorable idiosyncrasies. Take, for instance, Justin, who has big boy trash bag dead drops all around his house, for some reason? Like he’s the Trash King, we guess? Suggestion talking points: Scorch that Koontz, Justin’s Big Trash Bag, Plausible Mayonnaise Deniability, 10 G…
 
In today’s episode, Justin goes on a righteous and important quest to claim the Birdman’s special burrito, but instead ends up claiming nothing but heart-rending shame. It’s a TOUGH LISTEN. Suggested talking points: Big Eyes Watch, Under the Table and Phishing, The Three-Hat Problem, A Recipe for You, Tony Hawk’s Pro Burrito, Nostalgia Per Inch For…
 
It’s the final week of the MaxFunDrive, so we’ve pulled out all the stops! By which we mean, we talked about Olive Garden, again, for like twenty minutes. Suggested talking points: Old Bill, College Shirt, Toilet Book, Liquid Benefits, Olive Garden Hacks, Wine and Cheese Become a MaxFun supporter: https://maximumfun.org/join…
 
Look, the title’s challenging, okay? We get it. It’s probably not what you’re thinking it’s about, because we’re talking about athletic balls. Maybe that is what you were thinking about? Are we the problem? Yeah, actually, that sounds about right. Suggested talking points: Happy Birthday Bugs, Peart-a Potty, Cello Wrestling, Basketball Announcement…
 
The stakes are awfully high this episode, both for the continuation of our podcasting empire and also for the many cigar-laden orphans Travis has taken under his wing. Did we mention the MaxFunDrive is on, by the way? No presh. Suggested talking points: Mr. Reggie Bigshot, One Chance Trick Shorts, Knife Improvements, An Intolerable Bitcoin Segment,…
 
We’re kicking off our long-delayed, fully-casual MaxFunDrive with today’s episode, and celebrating the occasion by firing an enormous cloud of mechanical space debris toward the unsuspecting surface of our Earth. That’ll teach ‘em! Consider becoming a supporter of our show: www.maximumfun.org/join/ Suggested talking points: The Piper, Accidental Si…
 
In this one, we all take turns being the bad boy! But it’s just for fun — please do not get worried that it’s a permanent thing. It’s one of our skits that we do! None of it is real! Suggested talking points: Heel Turn, Garbage Volcano, Pepperoni Thief, TikTok O’ Clock, Granny Kern, Grindin’ (w/ Hank “Tony Hank” Green), Ice Cream Cocktails, This On…
 
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