Hey, all! I know it's been a bit over a month since we last posted. Things have been wild and we still don't know when we'll be back, but we do plan on starting episodes up again as soon as we can. In the meantime, why don't you join us over on Discord at the link below? We love each and every one of you and really miss this. Thank you for being so…

Get more at patreon.com/podsematary! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1582134931198615552CW: Rape, Incest, Suicide, Domestic ViolenceIt’s Halloween Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey watch some pretty bad Halloween movies, unfortunately. There is yelling. The Classic Film: Halloween 6: The Curse of…

Get more at www.patreon.com/podsematary! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1579246708701085696It’s Hellraiser Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey once again explore the further reaches of experience!The Classic Film: Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992)"An investigative reporter must send the newly u…

Get more at www.patreon.com/podsematary! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1577078428536143874CW: Rape, Sexual Assault, Antisemitism, Racism, Homophobia, Harm to AnimalsIt’s Psycho Men Week on Pod Sematary and OUR 500th MOVIE!! Chris & Kelsey were going to see a punk show to celebrate but they had to …

Get more at www.patreon.com/podsematary! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1574149430466387969It’s an Addams Family Double Feature on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey gladly feast on those who would subdue them!The "Original": The Addams Family (1991)"Con artists plan to fleece an eccentric family using a…

CW: Child Abuse/Molestation, Rape, SuicideIt’s Creepy Bromance Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey have been keeping the wrong sort of friends lately.The Classic Film: Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986) "Arriving in Chicago, Henry moves in with ex-con acquaintance Otis and starts schooling him in the ways of the serial killer” (IMDb.com). T…

Get more at www.patreon.com/podsematary! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1569075721519374337CW: AlcoholismIt’s our second Birthday Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey use a ouija board for their birthdays and resurrect defective children's show animatronics!The Classic Film: Don't Panic (1987)"On h…

Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1566193505340313600It’s Birthday Rituals Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey watch some birthday-themed horror centered around sinister rituals for Chris' special day!The Classic Film: Alison's Birthday (1981)"A young girl is subjected to…

Get more at www.patreon.com/podsematary! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1564105932811825152CW: Suicide, Sexual HarassmentIt’s Splintered Reality Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey awaken their inner mall goths and get freaky with time and space.The Classic Film: Donnie Darko (2001)"After narrowly…

Get more at www.patreon.com/podsematary! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1561549628025147393CW: Suicide, Rape, Rape CultureIt’s Back-to-School Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey pledge school societies where they live by the melodrama and die by the melodrama.The Classic Film: The Skulls (2000)"Fo…

Get more at https://www.patreon.com/podsematary! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1559333171828641795CW: Homophobia, Harm to AnimalsIt’s Predator vs. Prey Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey get to the choppah! The Classic Film: Predator (1987)"A team of commandos on a mission in a Central American …

Get more at patreon.com/podsematary! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1556480922513391616CW: RapeIt’s Matrimony Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey went to a wedding this weekend, so they're in the mood... for wedding-themed horror!The Classic Film: Hatchet for the Honeymoon [Il rosso segno della fo…

Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1554240987651665920CW: Suicide, Rape, Homophobia, Child AbuseIt’s Serial-Kidnappers-in-Masks Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey talk to strangers... and dead kids!The Classic Film: Kiss the Girls (1997)"Police hunting for a serial kidnap…

Get more at patreon.com/podsematary! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1552106330491461634CW: Sexual Harassment, Sexual AssaultIt’s Undying Ladies Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey go on a hike, meet some dead celebrities, and learn to flamingo dance.The Classic Film: Death Becomes Her (1992)"When …

Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1549195416930885632CW: Suicide, Sexual Assault, Sexual Harassment, HomophobiaIt’s Meta Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey are self-referential and silly. Don't think too hard about it.The Classic Film: Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)"Th…

Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1546314325794508800CW: Child Abuse, Harm to AnimalsIt’s Firestarter Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey try a double helping of the Stephen King adaptation and start bleeding from all sorts of places. The Original: Firestarter (1984)"A co…

Get more at podsematary.com! Back us at http://patreon.com/PodSemataryRead our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1543801002284838912CW: Spousal Abuse, RapeIt’s American Independence Day on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey celebrate the 4th respectfully and neither kick the tires nor light the fires. The Classic Fi…

Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1541216980711067648CW: Rape, Suicide, TransmisogynyIt’s Urban Legends Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey round out the trilogy in a two-for-one episode to surprising results!The Classic Film: Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000)"A film school…

Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1538690146630979589CW: RapeIt’s Monster Investigations Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey don't blame the actors for this very ranty episode of listener recommendations (Thanks, Aaron & Will!).The Classic Film: The Night Flier (1997)"A r…

Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1536176582443732992CW: Rape, Abuse of a Child with Disabilities, Harm to AnimalsIt’s Father's Day on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey get back-alley plastic surgery and second families. Look, it's all very confusing. The Classic Film: Stepfath…

Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1533580965510930432CW: Suicide, AlcoholismIt’s the Devil's Day on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey read their bibles because what else are they going to do locked in this elevator?The Classic Film: Damien: Omen II (1978)"Damien the Antichrist,…

Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1531125076254347264 CW: PTSD, RapeIt’s Memorial Day on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey honor our nation's fallen military personnel by watching two movies with very different vibes all about military experimentation on human bodies. Don't wor…

Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1528570437608697856CW: Homophobia, Transphobia, SuicideIt’s Graduation Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey celebrate their graduation by spending the night in a furniture warehouse with a killer! SHOCKING FINAL ACT TWIST: They killed anot…

Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1525966818828922881CW: Suicide, Homophobia, IncestIt’s Prom Night on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey awaken a 47-year-old, bitter, undead prom queen and kill their sisters to take their families! The Classic Film: Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night I…

Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1524976256625758208It’s Friday the 13th on Pod Sematary! Time for the fifth entry in both the Friday and Scream franchises! This week, Chris & Kelsey hallucinate famous killers and, by the end, become the killers themselves.The Classic Fil…

Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1521367932260937733CW: Rape, Abortion, Addiction, Eating DisordersIt’s Mother's Day on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey learn about the perils of motherhood and all the demons that come with it.The Classic Film: A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: Th…

Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1518658176890982400It’s a Stepford Wives Double Feature on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey make perfect robot versions of each other, but the replacements just run off together. The Original: The Stepford Wives (1975)"Joanna Eberhart has come…

Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1516188837134798852CW: Domestic AbuseIt’s Earth Day on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey give off good vibes and talk in a very positive manner about plants—but are sure not to feed them!The Classic Film: Little Shop of Horrors (1986)"A nerdy f…

Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1513644794572017664It’s Resurrection Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey have maybe seen one too many zombie movies, so it's a good thing both of these are pretty great.The Classic Film: Day of the Dead (1985)"Trapped in a missile silo, a…

Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1510826161894428673CW: Suicide, RapeIt’s Haunted Dwelling Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey just moved into their new home, so they're taking this week to... I don't know, scare themselves? The Classic Film: The Sentinel (1977)"A young …

Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1508220345366372352CW: Sexual AssaultIt’s April Fools' Day on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey commit a prank that—believe it or not—goes wrong! The Classic Film: The Burning (1981)"A former summer camp caretaker, horribly burned from a prank …

Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1505308331241582596CW: Sexual Assault, Animal CrueltyIt’s Purge Night on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey are executing righteous justice that vindicates their bloodlust. Have a safe night!The Classic Film: The New Kids (1985)"A brother and si…

Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1503916860626006016CW: Sexual Assault, Transmisogyny, SuicideIt’s St. Patrick's Day on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey are in space now for some reason, investigating the source of the Dracula mythos. The Classic Film: Leprechaun 4: In Space …

Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1500935014724292619CW: Suicide, Sexual Assault, RapeIt’s Meat Cute Week on Pod Sematary! Chris and Kelsey (and Amanda!) find true love in post-apocalyptic, old-timey, future France and do a little choreographed dance for the camera. The Cl…

Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1497748354796687369CW: Drug Use, Sexual AssaultIt’s Nosferatu Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey celebrate 100 years since the premiere of Nosferatu by traveling far away to the land of robbers and ghosts.The Classic Film: Nosferatu: A S…

Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1495864290250661888CW: Suicide, MolestationIt’s Presidents' Day on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey can see the future and the future is fighting a mummy with JFK!The Classic Film: The Dead Zone (1983)"A man awakens from a coma to discover he …

Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1493129598921428993CW: Emotionally and physically abusive relationships, Manipulation, Gaslighting, Suicide, RapeIt’s Valentine's Day and that means it's Toxic Relationships Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey play couples-therapists to m…

Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1490810936692666371It’s Vampire Week on Pod Sematary! Chris, Kelsey, and special guest Bob fill some squirt guns with holy water and take in a Tim Cappello concert on the beach.The Classic Film: The Lost Boys (1987)"After moving to a new t…

Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1487529498874724359CW: Sexual Assault, AddictionIt’s Ghostbusters Week again on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey wrap up the franchise (for now) and get into serious conversations about the function of the proton pack. The Classic Film: Ghostb…

Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1485773811412705283CW: SuicideIt’s a Creature Feature Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey finally find out why he's called Pumpkinhead when his head isn't shaped like a pumpkin!The Classic Film: Pumpkinhead (1988)"After a tragic accident,…

Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1482969576170090498CW: Suicide, Hate Crimes, Police BrutalityIt’s Candyman Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey dip their toes into the race discussion before immediately admitting that they don't have the expertise required to discuss it …

2021 was yet another dumpster fire and Chris and Kelsey are looking on the bright side by paying tribute to the best movies they watched last year! Plus, our personal Top 10 lists and the 10 movies on which we disagreed with the critics the most!To listen to these episodes and check out their individual source credits, click the links below:10: htt…

2021 was yet another dumpster fire and Chris and Kelsey are saying goodbye by paying tribute to the worst movies they watched last year! Plus, our personal Bottom 10 lists and the 10 movies that divided us the most!To listen to these episodes and check out their individual source credits, click the links below:10: https://bit.ly/3FVKFcs 9: https://…

Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1475600062050971658CW: Sexual Assault, Rape, IncestIt’s New Year's Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey spend the last show of the year looking for someone to kiss at midnight. The Classic Film: Angel Heart (1987)"A private investigator is…

Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1472667488622055431It’s Actually Christmas Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey make this holiday season musical!The Classic Film: The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)"Jack Skellington, king of Halloween Town, discovers Christmas Town, bu…

Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1470235584107094025CW: RapeIt’s our first Christmas Horror Week of 2021 here on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey sorta just meander from kill to kill with no real focus or driving force.The Classic Film: To All a Goodnight (1980)"A group of te…

Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1467992229373526030CW: Rape, incestIt’s Amityville Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey botch an exorcism and inherit a theater!The Classic Film: Amityville II: The Possession (1982)"A dysfunctional family moves into a new house, which pro…

Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1465075447973113859CW: Rape, Sexual Assault, Child Abuse, Domestic Abuse, SuicideIt’s Movies-based-on-Stephen-King-novels-about-women-stuck-in-a-single-location-and-harassed-by-dogs,-both-of-which-star-primary-actors-from-E.T. Week on Pod …

Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1462558898255122437CW: Suicide, Drunk DrivingIt’s Thanksgiving on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey are thankful for two more movies that are only tangentially related to the holiday. The Classic Film: Blood Rage (1987), aka Slasher, aka Nightm…

Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1460049282979926017CW: Suicide, Sexual Harassment It’s a Ghostbusters Double Feature on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey find out what it is to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar this day, I can tell you!The Original: Ghostbusters (1984)"Th…