ALPHANUMERIC! is the world’s foremost podcast dedicated to any and all things relating to ReBoot, the groundbreaking computer animated series from Mainframe Entertainment. Join hosts Christopher Siege, NeoKal, Sniddler, and (later on) LadyGlitch as we discuss every ReBoot episode, video game, board game, and more.
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Presenting the fully produced but unreleased soundtrack to ReBoot, as composed and shared with us by ReBoot, Beast Wars, Shadow Raiders, and Beast Machines composer Bob Buckley. All credit goes to him. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more…
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We discuss the Rainmaker Studios webcomic "Paradigms Lost," the various failed attempts at reviving ReBoot over the years, and the 1997 film Cop Land. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, WHAT ARE YA WATCHIN'?, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/la…
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We're joined by longtime listener and Patreon subscriber GameSpriteMode to talk about our favourite and least favourite episodes of ReBoot, our overall thoughts on the series, answer some listener questions, and address the future of the podcast. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR…
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Megabyte is equal parts John Carpenter's The Thing, and The Borg from Star Tronk in the final episode of ReBoot. Episode Rating: "That Was Easy Enough" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, WHAT ARE YA WATCHIN'?, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.p…
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Bob and Dot are about to get married and then suddenly someone bursts in and yells "I OBJECT!" Episode Rating: "ALPHANUMERIC!" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, WHAT ARE YA WATCHIN'?, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Vide…
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Life's a Glitch, and then you die. Fuck it all, and let's get high. Or do what Bob did and attempt to use Star Tronk transporters and the do-hickey from Cronenberg's The Fly remake to try and separate himself from Glitch to try and win Dot over. Episode Rating: "I don't think so." (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of b…
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Here's a story of a lovely lady who had two very Bobs of her own Episode Rating: "ALPHANUMERIC!" (Siege), "That Was Easy Enough" (LadyGlitch & Kal) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreo…
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We finally find out that "bird," is not, in fact, the word. Episode Rating: unanimous "ALPHANUMERIC!" ***Siege's audio is garbage this episode because of Windows device bullshit. Sincerest apologies*** Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary …
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"Oh-oh-oh, what's love got to do, got to do with it? What's love, but a second-hand emotion? What's love got to do, got to do with it? Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?" Episode Rating: "That Was Easy Enough" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!…
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Bob begins to short out as Matrix and AndrAIa try to stop Daemon's spread, meanwhile we get some flashbacks to Dot & Enzo's dad and his adventures in the Stargate program. Episode Rating: "That Was Easy Enough" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our mont…
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The Net's most dangerous virus is introduced, and she's a cute French chick? 'Kay. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/io8GgVO1MK4 Show …
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Siege, LadyGlitch, and Kal sit down with award-winning composer and musician Bob Buckley, known for composing the music for ReBoot, Beast Wars, Shadow Raiders, Beast Machines, and more. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH CO…
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Merry Christmas! Siege, Kal, LadyGlitch, and guest host Christa spread the yuletide by playing the 1995 Canadian board game "ReBoot Mainframe Board Game" from CanadaGames. We also exchange gifts. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show T…
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Siege, Glitch, Kal, and Sniddler are BACK to talk about the 1998 ReBoot video game from Electronic Arts for the original Sony PlayStation. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book sho…
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Christopher Siege, NeoKal,Sniddler, and Lady Glitch answer YOUR questions submitted on social media and give their overall thoughts about season three of ReBoot. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Be…
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The system is coming apart and yet nothing happens until it all comes crashing down and a musical number ensues. Episode Rating: "ALPHANUMERIC!" (Sniddler & LadyGlitch), "That Was Easy Enough" (NeoKal), "This is Bad, Very Bad" (Christopher). Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB…
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It's game over, man. Game over. Episode Ratings: TOO MUCH ENERGON!, 4.5/5 War Planets, and a low ALPHANUMERIC! (Christopher & Sniddler). Sufficient Energon, 3/5 War Planets, That Was Easy Enough (LadyGlitch). A High Sufficient Energon, 4/5 War Planets, a low ALPHANUMERIC! (NeoKal). Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamb…
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Our heroes siege upon the Principal Office to save Phong and defeat Megabyte once and for all. Episode Rating: Unanimous "ALPHANUMERIC!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show …
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The gang finally returns to Mainframe, only to discover that something is rotten in the state of Denmark. Episode Rating: Unanimous "ALPHANUMERIC!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic…
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Bob merges with Glitch. Yeah? Episode Rating: "ALPHANUMERIC!" (Sniddler), "That Was Easy Enough" (Christopher, LadyGlitch, Kal). Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH…
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The Saucy Mare has it out with the seemingly nefarious "Web Riders" while Matrix tries to keep AndrAIa alive. Episode Rating: "ALPHANUMERIC!" (Sniddler, Kal, and Christopher), "That Was Easy Enough" (LadyGlitch). Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie …
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We're joined by a special guest and suddenly this is an episode of Star Trek: Voyager. Episode Rating: "That Was Easy Enough" (Sniddler & Kal), "I Don't Think So" (Christina), "ALPHANUMERIC!" (Christopher). Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commen…
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Captain Gavin returns and Enzo is an asshole to the Silver Surfer for some reason. Episode Rating: "That Was Easy Enough" (Kal & Sniddler), "I Don't Think So" (Christopher). Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! th…
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AndrEnzo arrive at Mos Eisley and gunfights ensue. Episode Rating: Unanimous "ALPHANUMERIC!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more. https://www.pat…
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Sniddler has the week off, so we're joined by a special guest on this week's episode of The Prisoner, where Enzo has some issues but gits gud. Episode Rating: "That Was Easy Enough" (Kal & Christopher), "ALPHANUMERIC!" (Christina). Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!,…
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Enzo & AndrAIa land in a system populated by DC Universe Online heroes pretending to be Star Trek characters, meanwhile tears can now talk and they real mad? Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast …
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Enzo & AndrAIa are grownups now and help a system git gud. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Show Links: htt…
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It's game over, man! It's game over. Episode Rating: unanimous "ALPHANUMERIC!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazor…
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James Bond references galore. Episode Rating: "ALPHANUMERIC!" (Sniddler), "That Was Easy Enough" (Kal & Christopher) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, a…
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Megabyte attempts to make Enzo look like a loser to the citizens of Mainframe, only for Enzo & AndrAIa to end up in a Looney Tunes game with a cracked out raccoon. Episode rating: "ALPHANUMERIC!" (Sniddler), "A Low 'That Wars Easy Enough'" (Christopher), "That Was Easy Enough" (Kal) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus pream…
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Picking up very shortly after the end of last season, our heroes continue to defend the Principal Office against Megabyte and Hexadecimal. They're saved by a GameCube dropping, which contains the now-classic "Malicious Corpses;" basically, Evil Dead 2 meets DOOM. Episode rating: unanimous "ALPHANUMERIC!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to acces…
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There's a portal to the web above Mainframe, and the heroes and villains work together to destroy it. What Could go wrong? Episode rating: "ALPHANUMERIC!" (Sniddler & Kal), "That Was Easy Enough" ( The Siege) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie comm…
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A web creature starts attacking binomes around Mainframe and suddenly ReBoot becomes The X-Files. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more. https://ww…
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Megabyte, Hex, and the Venom symbiote merge to create Gigabyte, which is 1024 Megabytes. Episode rating: "ALPHANUMERIC!" (Sniddler), "That was easy enough" (Christopher & Kal) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! …
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Hexadecimal gets swarmed by nulls and our heroes decide that IT'S MORPHIN' TIME! Episode rating: "Alphanumeric!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and m…
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Enzo gets a fish girl girlfriend. Episode rating: unanimous "Alphanumeric." Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcom…
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Hexadecimal hacks into Mainframe's "paint program" and uses the city as her canvas in her unending quest to have her talent recognized. Episode Rating: "That was easy enough." Christopher unintentionally launches a new segment; "Christopher's Mental Health Minutes." (1:49:03) We also read a few listener comments. (2:01:11) Subscribe to the Lazor Co…
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Bad Bob: Fury Road We also discover the bizarre connection that makes our off-topic tangents in this episode shockingly on-topic. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUC…
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"What is it really That's going on here You've got your system for total control Now is there really anybody out there Now watch us suffer cause we can't go What is it really that is in your head What little life that you had just died I'm gonna be the one that's taking over Now this is what it's like when games colliiiiiide!" Episode rating: a una…
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YEEEHAW! A bugman Codeblaster shows up in Mainframe looking for Codesmasher Tallon, but because Codethrasher Bugman can't find Codeslasher Tallon, Codegasher Bugman starts wrecking the place to coax Codecrasher Tallon out. Oh, and Bob is a cowboy. Episode Rating: "I don't think so!" (Christopher and Kal), "???" (Sniddler). Subscribe to the Lazor Co…
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We're back! Christopher Siege, NeoKal and The Sniddler discuss the first episode of the second season of ReBoot "Infected," where Megabyte pretends to be an upgrade but has serious downgrade plans for Mainframe. We also read a couple of listener comments. Episode Rating: "I don't think so" (Christopher), "That was easy enough" (Kal and Sniddler). S…
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Merry Christmas, listeners! We've reached the end of season one and the end of 2020 so we decided to record a special holidays-themed episode where we recap season one and name our top three and bottom three episodes of the season. This is our last show until 2021, so Merry Christmas to all, and to all a... 7-8-9? Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreo…
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It's a Megabyte-sized episode where Dot fucks up and gets sad. Then clowns? idk. END OF SEASON ONE! Episode rating: “ALPHANUMERIC!” (Sniddler), a high “I don’t think so” (Christopher and Kal). Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO …
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It's Enzo's birthday and Dot goes all Star Search to help him live it up. Episode rating: unanimous "ALPHANUMERIC" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and…
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Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage Slide, slide, slippity slide With switches on the block in a '65 Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage Slide, slide, who ride? No valley low enough or mountain high Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie co…
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We're joined by a listener as the gang fails at D&D. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Show Links: https://l…
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Ezno tries to git gud by adjusting Mainframe's clock speed to make himself smarter but ends up inadvertently making everyone else go all HURR DURR. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic…
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Our trepidatious trio reviews the seventh episode of ReBoot where Captain Hook kidnaps Bob and Dot steals the S.S. Minnow to save him. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TO…
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Megabyte seeks out a "unformat" (whatever that means) command and Frisket turns it into dogshit. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more. https://www…
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The gang discuss the fifth episode of ReBoot "The Tiff," where Bob and Dot get all bitchy with one another and only a game of Judge Dredd vs. The Riddler can bring them back together. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMM…
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