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Burr Martin: Nearly News podcast is hosted by me, Burr Martin, the Internet's "#SelfieDad", who was made famous worldwide overnight by recreating my daughters selfies on Instagram. Joined by my wife/co-host of over 30 years, We bring you the strange, odd and downright funny true news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in. We've been compared to SNL's News Update and a great morning radio show. (weekly)
 
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News stories this week include: Foot-race Leads To Shoot-out Teacher Colonizes Student Eggplant Pregnant Man Emoji Man Locks Up His Willy Bride Judges Guests By Present Amount Please Don't Pee In Our Ocean 67, 68, 70 degrees No Sweat Operation Leads To Death Man Tries To Grand Theft Auto An Airplane $8,000 Puppy Kidnapped Officer Chased By Planet T…
 
News stories this week include: Half Naked Monkey Costume helps kids read "Oh, I'm sorry. Was that YOUR kidney?" Firm and Erect Penis Statues For No Reason Influencer Selfie Strikes Again Don't Drop Your Kid Off On A Deserted Island (But I Understand) Please Don't Take Selfies Of Lightning 4 People, 1 Cheater, 49 Stop Lights Naming Your Baby After …
 
We did it! Not only do we have a lot of fun during this show, but we read some of your emails, talk about the origins of the podcast, the inside reasons for things and Taylor stops by to play "Rap or Crap: Canadian edition" News stories this week include: My son, My Uncle England vs Scotland vs Kilt Joker poisons the water Basement Jail Free chalk …
 
Nearly news stories for this week: Rob Riggles Weirdo Ex Post Malone Wastes Money Getting Bezos To Lead Us To Idocracy Men Are Pigs A Whale Of A Tale Stealing Babies....Names Nazi Testicles When Teenagers Barely Leave Home Thou Shalt Not Embezzle Gomert Goes To The Moon 99 Problems But 10 Babies Ain't One The San Francisco Hummer WATCH THIS EPISODE…
 
Nearly news for this week: 7,700 Pennies But A Wheat Ain't One The Penguin Stabs Someone Selling Air As Art Marrying The Sister During The Wedding Lil Uzi Starts To Ooze Hey Fellow Kids, I'm One Of You Judge? Can I Lie Now? A Murder Of Crows Cockapoos A Baby Is Not A Football Oceans 2 1/2 No Shirt, No Shoes, but Mask Texas Hates Cookies Getting A H…
 
We're back in the studio with a fresh week of crazy headlines. This week we discuss: Feeding a child Ethnic Food is now considered a crime. Maybe get a second opinion before cremating Grandma The Ceiling Fan of Blood Washing away $26 million dollars Gender Reveals need to stop When 6 inches is too big When your kid moves out...to the garden. Guns a…
 
Warning* This one goes off the rails a few times and discusses certain body parts like an old married couple would as we try report some of the crazy news stories of the week like Disney changing its rides, which leads us to "Is Gung Ho racist" to a woman stopping a robber with "seduction", looking for fights in a bar, ceiling cat has a friend and …
 
I think one of our funnest shows. First we tackle my work ethic, then this weeks true, odd news stories including gorilla suited mistakes, Moses of Harlem, stabbed with a candy cane and dirty talk gone wrong. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/ Twitter @burrmartin Instagram @therealburrmartin Please rate and review on Podchaser…
 
This weeks news: A Spanish Teacher Gets Spicy On Zoom A 4 Year Olds Giant Amazon Order Politician Drives While Zoom Zoom Covid and the Bee Squad Naked Nerf Is No No Fastest Baby In The West When Your Doctor Gets Touchy Baby Times Nine Taco Bells New Cigg-Lupa Also, a NEW podcast! Join Mike Wren, a money manager, Investment advisor and car enthusias…
 
This weeks headlines include: Dont Mess With Bali as an influencer gets arrested for painting a mask on. 60mph Baby: Delivering a baby in a roundabout. Sex Grenade: Sometimes a grenade is NOT a grenade. Oceans 90: Two elderly people escape a rest home by an incredible idea. Dont Look in the Hole: A man is trapped in a porta potty. Disco is Life: A …
 
This weeks headlines include: Burning For Biden Felony Renting Birthday Scammer Lap-dancing Field Trip Canadian Beaver Cable Meth Lottery Doggie Poo DNA And More! When The Rain Comes Down by Andy Taylor WATCH THE PODCAST ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/CTV9CI_oRKo Watch my other videos at: https://www.youtube.com/heroicposestudio Visit my new and i…
 
A smaller episode this week as life happened while we made Podcast plans. This weeks headlines include: Its Like Cheating On Your Wedding Day Elephant 1 - Poacher 0 A Bazooka By Any Other Name Maskless Moron Makes Mayhem Three Years Of Litter Monk Tries To Get AHead Discount For Heroes And More! WATCH THE PODCAST ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/CTV…
 
This weeks headlines include: Dances With Organs A Trouple of Love Dolls Toppings or Your Life Million Dollar Dollar Store My Savior is Bigger Than Yours When Renting Becomes Storage Burning While Bored and two of the worst people we've ever reported. WATCH THE PODCAST ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/CTV9CI_oRKo Watch my other videos at: https://ww…
 
Laugh for an hour as we discuss: The Mafia Cook Stranded Slingshot Passengers Lil Nas Scares the Straights Shakespeare and Dumber Wormnado Love and Briefcases Stuck Suez Sex Toys Dumper Ambulance Night Light Moans When Crows Attack and More! WATCH LAST WEEKS PODCAST ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/CTV9CI_oRKo Watch my other videos at: https://www.y…
 
WATCH THE PODCAST ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/CTV9CI_oRKo This weeks headlines: A Farting Preacher TrumperGram Ant-alanche Elephant! Leave the kid! Poop Money is a Fraud Motorcycle Uncle Woman And more! With a SPECIAL GUEST STAR! Watch my other videos at: https://www.youtube.com/heroicposestudio Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmar…
 
This weeks headlines: Sperm on the Moon Deepfake Cheerleaders I Heart Roller Coaster Governor Dick Rickets Pant-less Pervs Pickle Utah Blocker Handcuffed Relationship Redneck Disney and much more! Rarely do I say this, but if you've never heard the podcast, this is one we really have a lot of fun with. WATCH THE PODCAST ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu…
 
HEADLINES THIS WEEK: Beware: Wolf Dog Put The Pope Down Naked Teachers Hot Chocolate Bomb Leaving Your Foot Behind Thou Shalt Not Porn Fake Poop Touched Me Dating Apps Are Vaccinated Gay Bugs WATCH THE PODCAST ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/55eEJOrZgWk Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmartin.wixsite.com/burr Facebook: https://www.face…
 
This week in the news: Chicken vs. Groin Amazons Hates Charlie Chaplin Gwyneth Paltrow vs. Covid Shotgunning Pokemon Hit and Casually Walk and more! WATCH THE PODCAST ON YOUTUBE AT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GIbb3SlOsg Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/ Twitter @burrmartin Instagram @therealburrmartin Listen commercial …
 
Join us this week for: Outhouse Bears. Cocaine Cereal. Kidnapping tenants. Cocaine Mandles Greg Kelly is the worst journalist. Black Forest Rambo. Used lingerie. Gender reveal attack. Sexual snowmen. WATCH THE ENTIRE PODCAST ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/9GIbb3SlOsg Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/ Twitter @burrmartin Inst…
 
Join us this week for: A mystery car pooper. Gina Carano says "Nein" to a career. Stealing umbilical cords. Spider eggs in kids toys. A museum asks to keep the "white" customers. Brown cows = chocolate milk Stealing from your girlfriend for your wife. Mexican bologna is a thing. "Scented" masks with that human "touch". An open marriage with your se…
 
Join us this week for: Hairspray glue is a bad idea, a Karen named Karen, tattooed cats and Australia still proves its out to kill us. Also, I quiz Jani on "Canadian City or Canadian Sex Position" You're All I Need performed by Aretha Franklin Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/ Twitter @burrmartin Instagram @therealburrmartin …
 
Its one thing to have another woman on your phone. Its another to have pics of your younger wife. Plus, monkey slave labor is a thing, lying for Covid, being sexy is the only way to get through life and other wild stories from around the World. Plus, the Fast 5 and another happy tune to ring in the new year. And We Danced performed by The Hooters F…
 
Its been a heck of week, but we're back with more crazy stories of the week. Cats vs. Tesla's, horny, horny hippos, Taco Bells OnlyFans site and "Hey, my house now smells like Gwyneth Paltrows vagina." Happy by Danny Elfman Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/ Twitter @burrmartin Instagram @therealburrmartin Please rate and revi…
 
We're back and wow, did the news article not disappoint on return. From puppets with giant ding dongs, Cardi B vs. Peppa Pig, Asian Clam sex, hotdogs for dynamite and more. Join us for this weeks strangest news. Everything Is Gonna Be Alright by Bob Marley Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/ Twitter @burrmartin Instagram @there…
 
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