Episode 191 - My Strange Gengar Addiction (feat. Justin Silverman)

Here's What I Don't Get

It's time folks. Time to get your mask on. That's right, state governments all over the country are getting into these Mask mandates, and we for one could not be happier. The Mobile Armored Strike Kommand are heroes known worldwide, and yes, every citizen of the United States should be required by law to always be watching an episode of M.A.S.K though in cases where this is not possible, a citizen can show an item of M.A.S.K branded apparel or official Kenner action figure. Remember, M.A.S.K is the mighty power that can save the day against the evil V.I.R.U.S, and you can help them by:

* Transferring Services
* Why They Still Make Star Trek
* Pretending You Care

While pondering on the seemingly decrepit system that internet relies on, we at HWIDG made a startling discovery. In those lines that connect houses and buildings to the World Wide Web lies an extremely complex system of tiny little humans that carry your information back and forth. These tiny athletes run their tiny little legs from your laptop directly to the WankHub server and ask the search bar for all the listings for "sexy cowboys licking mustard off their nipples" and they precariously balance all of those video preview thumbnails on their back while they race to you in the blink of an eye. Where would we be without these unseen heroes? Well, you would be in a library defacing pictures of cowboys.

The biggest way to get an audience is to go away. It seems crazy but time and time again, people have proved that when their favorite thing goes away for 10-20 years and comes back, they come in droves to support it. Star Trek's problem is that it aside from the gap between TOS and The Motion Picture, it never went away. In fact, the longest break between any 2 Trek productions was the 4 years in between the end of Enterprise and JJ's wretched mess. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, and Trek really needs to go away. Just go! Leave us until we need you again.

We here at HWIDG know that 75% of our listeners are men, and there's only one thing that men truly care about: their balls. Did you know that repeated podcast listening correlates with increased chances of testicular cancer? It's true, look at this single study done by a guy who really likes balls. Therefore, to raise awareness, HWIDG is committed to buying expensive velvet plush seat cushions specially made to cradle the sack gently and risk damage to the boys. We care about your hacky-sack and you should too, so we are offering these HWIDG-branded cushions at a discount of 10%, because hey, we care about your coinpurse too.

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