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Episode 195 - Meet the New Boss

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This week's episode is brought to you on location from the National Podcast Convention. Vice President Reacher of HWIDG is expected to take the stage any minute for a rousing speech. Now, keep in mind this comes at a critical time as last night documents were unearthed showing he has been falsifying his mouse-catching numbers to appear far greater than they are. Will he be able to explain the discrepancies or will he ignore the accusations? Here he is, let's see what he has to say:

* Halfassing the Job
* Won't Get Fooled Again
* Moral Bragging (Special Guest CrippledJesus)
* Burying the Lede

If you're going to do a job, see it through to the end. It'll be hard, it'll be costly to do ir the right way, but dammit the sense of pride you have when you can look at something you've made is unmatched. Throwing out something half-done, covered with duct tape and carefully balanced in the one way it won't tip over is shameful. To then sell it for as much as similar works, or even more is downright evil. Showing it as an unfinished work is different, because claiming its done then coming back and fixing it is MORE WORK THAN JUST RELEASING WHEN IT'S DONE.

Like a child and a hot stove, we learn that once we get burned we DON'T DO IT AGAIN. Yet, here we are, on the fourth new Star Trek Series since the end of the TV era and we've still got our usual suspects ranting and yelling about how bad this one is. Of course it is. The stove won't magically be not hot the fourth time you touch it. So STOP TOUCHING IT. You're only bringing more attention to the stove. Maybe if you stopped yelling about how the stove is hot, people would leave it alone.

I am pure of heart. I donate 75% of my annual earnings to blind and deaf orphans in fourth-world countries. I find NPR crass and vulgar. I never take the Lord's name in vain because I have taken a vow of silence that only the highest echelon of Buddhist monks can aspire to. I have self-castrated as to not be afflicted by the obscene and vile thoughts of mankind. I only take-in the most pure of media, such as My Little Pony, and Sonic the Hedgehog. Any chance I get I will crusade against those that stand for all the squalid and offensive. I am Jesus Christ reborn and you're a pedophile.

A man approaches you on the street. He's a street magician and offers to show you a trick. He spins you around and steals your wallet, spins you back around and before you can protest he punches you in the face, dazing you for a few seconds, then pulls a rabbit out of a hat. Ta-da! Isn't that such an amazing trick! Where did the rabbit come from?! "But what about my wallet?" you say. What wallet? There's only the magic trick. No one punched you either. Everyone on the street claps in amazement. What an amazing magic trick, bravo!

All this and more on this week’s episode! Don't forget to join us on DISCORD, and support us on PATREON or by BUYING A SHIRT!

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Episode 195 - Meet the New Boss

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This week's episode is brought to you on location from the National Podcast Convention. Vice President Reacher of HWIDG is expected to take the stage any minute for a rousing speech. Now, keep in mind this comes at a critical time as last night documents were unearthed showing he has been falsifying his mouse-catching numbers to appear far greater than they are. Will he be able to explain the discrepancies or will he ignore the accusations? Here he is, let's see what he has to say:

* Halfassing the Job
* Won't Get Fooled Again
* Moral Bragging (Special Guest CrippledJesus)
* Burying the Lede

If you're going to do a job, see it through to the end. It'll be hard, it'll be costly to do ir the right way, but dammit the sense of pride you have when you can look at something you've made is unmatched. Throwing out something half-done, covered with duct tape and carefully balanced in the one way it won't tip over is shameful. To then sell it for as much as similar works, or even more is downright evil. Showing it as an unfinished work is different, because claiming its done then coming back and fixing it is MORE WORK THAN JUST RELEASING WHEN IT'S DONE.

Like a child and a hot stove, we learn that once we get burned we DON'T DO IT AGAIN. Yet, here we are, on the fourth new Star Trek Series since the end of the TV era and we've still got our usual suspects ranting and yelling about how bad this one is. Of course it is. The stove won't magically be not hot the fourth time you touch it. So STOP TOUCHING IT. You're only bringing more attention to the stove. Maybe if you stopped yelling about how the stove is hot, people would leave it alone.

I am pure of heart. I donate 75% of my annual earnings to blind and deaf orphans in fourth-world countries. I find NPR crass and vulgar. I never take the Lord's name in vain because I have taken a vow of silence that only the highest echelon of Buddhist monks can aspire to. I have self-castrated as to not be afflicted by the obscene and vile thoughts of mankind. I only take-in the most pure of media, such as My Little Pony, and Sonic the Hedgehog. Any chance I get I will crusade against those that stand for all the squalid and offensive. I am Jesus Christ reborn and you're a pedophile.

A man approaches you on the street. He's a street magician and offers to show you a trick. He spins you around and steals your wallet, spins you back around and before you can protest he punches you in the face, dazing you for a few seconds, then pulls a rabbit out of a hat. Ta-da! Isn't that such an amazing trick! Where did the rabbit come from?! "But what about my wallet?" you say. What wallet? There's only the magic trick. No one punched you either. Everyone on the street claps in amazement. What an amazing magic trick, bravo!

All this and more on this week’s episode! Don't forget to join us on DISCORD, and support us on PATREON or by BUYING A SHIRT!

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