【老友记精讲】307: 谁给钱，谁就是爷 Mr. Big Shot

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Dr. Green: Hello, baby.
Rachel: You remember Ross.
Dr. Green: Um hmm.
Ross: Nice to see you again Dr. Green.
Dr. Green: So! How&`&s the library?
Ross: Ugh, museum.
Dr. Green: What happened to the library?
Ross: There never was a library. I mean there are libraries, its just that I never worked at one.
Dr. Green: You know what&`&s really good here, the lobster. What do you say, shall I just order three?
Ross: Yeah, if you&`&re really hungry. It&`&s a joke, I made a joke.
Rachel: Yeah, actually Daddy, Ross is allergic to lobster.
Dr. Green: What kind of person is allergic to lobster? I guess the kind of person that works at a library.
Ross: It&`&s not a library...
Dr. Green: I know! It&`&s a museum! What, you&`&re the only one around here who can make a joke？At least mine was funny.
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Rachel: Aw honey, stop! It&`&s not that bad.
Ross: Yeah. Op! Uh oh! I think your Dad must&`&ve added wrong. He only tipped like four percent.
Rachel: Yeah. That&`&s Daddy.
Ross: That&`&s Daddy? What, doesn&`&t it bother you? You&`&re a waitress.
Rachel: Yes, it bothers me Ross, but you know, if he was a regular at the coffee house, I&`&d be serving him sneezers.
Ross: So?
Rachel:So. Ross, I&`&ve bugged him about this a million times, he&`&s not gonna change.
Ross: Do you really serve people sneezers?
Rachel: Well um, I don&`&t.
Dr Green: All right kids, ready?
Ross: Thanks again, Dr. Green.
Dr. Green: Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, I think I forgot my receipt.
Ross: Oh em, you don&`&t need that.
Dr. Green: Why not? The carbon, it&`&s messy, I mean it gets on your fingers and causes, the, the ah, night blindness.
Dr. Green: What is this? Who put a twenty down here? Huh?
Ross: Oh, yeah, that would be me, um, I have, I have a problem I I tip way too much, way, way, too much, it&`&s a sickness really.
Rachel: Yeah it is, it is. We really, really have to do something about that. I know.
Dr. Green: Excuse me, you think I&`&m cheap?
Rachel: Oh Daddy, no he didn&`&t mean anything by that, he really didn&`&t.
Ross: Nothing I do means anything, really.
Dr. Green: This is nice. I pay two hundred dollars for dinner, you put down twenty, and you come out looking like Mr. Big Shot. You really wanna be Mr. Big Shot? Here, I&`&ll tell you what, you pay the whole bill, Mr. Big Shot, all right?