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A weekly podcast about the things in life that piss us off, or outright confuse the heck out of us. The show is co-hosted by rocker Uncle Buck (based in North Carolina), and Tab Birt (based out of the land of Praying Hands).
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We're making up for last weeks lost power, Chaco is awaiting the arrival of his beloved mother and squeezing in a couple don't gets. Chatting about - Squatter's Rights - Fat Fat Fatties In a just and loving world if you owned a property you could live there, if you didn't own a property you can't live there without some sort of agreement with the o…
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Welcome back loyal HWIDG fans, El Chaco had a last minute rain storm that killed his power so he's missed our episode. Tim and Tab will soldier on though and they are talking about. - Gambling - Theatre Do you have twenty dollars? Would you like to briefly have more than twenty dollars and then no dollars? Well boy do we have a new service for you!…
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Welcome back HWIDG fans to this very special Anniversary Episode of HWIDG. I'm Joined by El Chaco, and the Handlebreaker, we're catching up, and we're talking about... Forgotten Auto-Payments Rewards Memberships Cowards Isn't it great these days how you can give a 16 digit number, a 4 digit expiration, and a 3 digit confirmation code to a company, …
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In a shocking turn of events, Andy and Big Cray Duke have gotten together to keep the streak alive for another week. Taking us to 351. This was completely of their own volition. They're talking about; The Modern Popularity of Jeeps Pulling Trailers People Who Don't Close the Copy machine Jeeps are a national past time, these days those the manufact…
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Tim is once again live in person in the most dangerous city in America. He's still gun shy on the toilets, the table is a green screen, and we're talking about. The Speed of Nine to Five Inhumans In this corporate hellscape we live in, many are trapped in a cubicle or office for 40 hours every week. Most people don't actually have 40 whole hours of…
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Welcome back our buddy El Chaco this week. His internet is sabotaging him again, but we're pushing through and talking about False Finalities Toxic Masculinity It's becoming pretty clear nothing will ever end again. Franchises must continue forever so that another buck can be squeezed from the stone. Does it really mean anything anymore when a char…
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Buck is back this week, and we're unpacking some childhood trauma in this struggle sesh. So pull up a bean bag, light up a doob, and get ready to slappa da bongos bruddah. Shovel Leaners Crying About Working Conditions When push comes to shove these days, you can count on just about everyone around you to do absolutely everyone around you to go out…
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Tony is on this week, and he brought his disavowing boots. So let's see how many times we can make him wish he had never done that thing which I use to black mail him into doing my bidding. Not Believing in True Stories Film Actors Guild When a movie says that it is "Based on a true story" that means everything in it is completely factually accurat…
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Tim is back this week, despite St Louis best efforts to destroy him. He's technically a biohazard and he's raging against, - Being Nostradamus - Flopbusters Humanity on the whole seems to have completely lost the ability for pattern recognition over the last few decades. Maybe it's attention spans being near zero, but it doesn't take an incredibly …
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Here we go again fans, Buck is back this week and we're talking about, Being the Autistic Expert Life on Easy Mode Idealized Society Fantasies These days if you want a lot of irrelevant amount of information about a niche topic, you can get Chat GPT to write all about it for you. In the before times though you had to talk to that weird kid who knew…
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Welcome back HWIDG listeners, we're shot out of a cannon this week, and railing against. Human Rights TM Bar Trivia These days everything seems to be a human right, unless it actually benefits the individual, then it's a dangerous lie and needs to be stopped. It's so exhausting being beaten with the cudgel of rights while the ones that matter are c…
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Tony is back just in time to plug our episode of Talking about Tapes Reviewing Tomorrow Never Dies. And Tomorrow shouldn't die, but you know what should die? Universal Studios Bicyclers 2: Electric Bike Boogaloo There is a common sentiment these days that the 80s feels like it was 20 years ago, but it is actually 40 years ago. Along with that comes…
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Tim is live in the Most Dangerous City in a America! His tank is bone dry, but his issues runneth over. We're talking about; - ADHD Content - "We" Projects Everyone is so hyped about being neurodivergent these days, it only makes sense that content be made specifically for those people. The internet being what it is though, it doesn't stay in its n…
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Buck and Chaco have taken the reigns while Tab is out of town. They're doing better than the last time thankfully and they're talking about... Reciprocal Review Systems Celebrating Needless Death The social credit system we have now is even more dystopian than the government enforced one in West Taiwan. At least there you know it exists, here we've…
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Buck is back this week, and by some miracle of dead soldiers we were able to record in the early afternoon instead of 8 in the morning. Praise the lord of death and globohomo! - Poorly Timed Relief - Enlisting in 2023 - Timeshare Peddlers It seems to me that every time I get a really good solution to a problem, it just goes away naturally robbing m…
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El Chaco is back this week for a record breaking episode. We're all fired up and talking about; - Cities - Cultures that Don't Plant Trees City folk would have you thinking that life is amazing being in a little pod a bus ride away from work. It's not cities are awful. Rural Wyoming has never been on the top 100 dangerous places to live in the US, …
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Tim is back from another month on the road. He's sweaty, his knees are weak, his eyes are wide, and he's raging about Swamps Things not for the User Why did people think living in swamps was a good idea? What pioneer felt the humid hellscapes of Florida and South Carolina and thought, "This is where I build my destiny!" Now generations later, meth …
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Welcome back HWIDGents and ladies, Tony is back this week and he's disavowing a storm especially, - Rushed Origin Stories - The Writer's Strike Where did Indy get his Hat? Where did Han get his gun? Where did Jack Sparrow get his compass? Where did Superman get his glasses? Who could possibly care about the answers to these questions? If it were im…
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Welcome back HWIDG fans, it's sunrise and buck is on his way down, Tab is on his way up, and they're both working on problematic terminology, incorporating more of it into their daily vernaculars. You know stuff like... - People Who Don't Warn About Speed Traps - Thinking Taxes Work In this world of Defund the Police, the best way to defund them is…
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El Chaco is back this week, we're riding off the WATP/TDS Philly high, and we're talking shop about those that ruin your days. - Expert Liars - Women in the Workforce In 2020 it became clear that most of those around us aren't good honest people. They are at best NPCs devoid of anything but the current programming they've been fed, at worst though …
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Here it is HWIDG fans the biggest episode of the year, we've got all 5 co-hosts in one mega spite requested episode. We're taking a big dump on podcasters. We did have some technical issues on this one though, somehow a setting got changed and now dynamically inserted ads are all over the episode. Please bear with us as we boomer it out. And be sur…
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Tony calls in from his new set and we're talking about Cheap Poster Frames Disposability It's 2023 shouldn't we be able to quickly and easily frame a poser and expect the frame to last more than 10 minutes? Of course not. All we get any more is trash. Short of spending a worthwhile amount of money, on something you got likely for free, is absurd to…
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Tim is back this week and we've broken out the bloodwine and started shouting about. - Bliss - Lack of Codes These days it seems more and more like everyone around us lives in a self imposed hell worse than death. They hyper focus on the horrors of mankind, and there are legions of miserable people ready to refill the hog trough of misery with new …
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Joel is filling in for Buck this week, and we're talking about some stuff that may get us removed from Youtube, mostly... - Democracy - Unprofessional Development We live in a world of dolts, dummies, and the easily programmed. It is due to this democracy has failed us, even you reading this now. Do you research what you're voting for? Of course no…
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Welcome back HWIDG fans and non-fans alike. In order to listen to this episode we need to collect some personal data. First off how would you respond in the following situations? - Guessing the Killer Too Early - Recruitment Portals In whodunits the fun is trying to guess which person commited the crime, that's where they came up with the term. The…
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Tim is back from another whirlwind adventure in the southwest. He's rootin and tootin, and about to take a shot, oh no the target somehow sensed that the shot happened and jumped 20 feet to the right... - When Bandits Jump 20 Feet - The Cattle Call - Premature Praise We live in a world of empty vessels. People who have nothing happening inside thei…
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El Chaco is calling in once again, and it's time to discuss the ongoing war! That's right the War between original Mountain Dew and Mountain Dew Code Red. So pick your colors and get ready to join the frontlines of Cultural Vandalism Mandatory Workplace Harassment Training We've seen now year after year the slow destruction of our culture. From the…
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Buck is back in action he's riling up ghosts, ghouls, and demons and he's opening a can of Mountain Dew Code Red on... Mandatory Overblown Cutesy BS Work Meetings Entitlement These days everything is Mandatory, they add that tag onto things as if the everything else at your job is optional. Hey did you do your Mandatory Clocking in on time? What ab…
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Tony is back again this week. He's got a big disney hate boner going and we're talking about. - Geriatric Action Stars - Algorithmic Content These days it seems there's hardly anyone in that 30-80 bracket that is breaking in to new action star roles. No instead we just keep trotting out old men in front of the audience so boomers can feel like thei…
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Tim is back from the hell of the lone star state and we're talking about, Loyalty Programs Fanbaiting Are you earning points in the app today? What about your loyalty card? Do you want to share your email for coupons and exclusive deals? All of this nonsense to save a buck, to pretend that your miserable experience is somehow heightened from the mi…
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Tab is at the end of his rope this week, so he called in the old guard to cover the episode. Buck and Chaco are back in form for a rip roaring episode that absolutely won’t get us banned from the internet, and they’re talking about - Brainwave F*ckery - Mistaken Unprofessionalism The age of AI has begun and rather than train it to be better, they’r…
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Tim is squeezing us in before he heads to hell itself in San Antonio, so he's ringing us out with what might be his final issue. Blank Space Therapy Advocates Design is like pretty much all artistic works these days, it's design by committee, zero risk, control the flow of info, and lesser than the works that came before. So now we get big blocks o…
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Welcome back fans to this extra beefy episode of HWIDG. El Chaco is on the loose and we're talking about some minor annoyances, Conspiracy Haters Water Conservationists A lot of conspiracy theories are bunk, some seem unrealistic but then get proven later, others are obvious truths that we're misled to believe are false. In any case why is it that …
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Tab didn't plan well so we threw this episode together last minute. The joke is on us because Streamyard decided it didn't need to record Tab or the Sound Board for the second half of the episode. So instead we've got the processed straight youtube feed to deal with while we complain about... Unresolved Glitches Above and Beyond as the Expectation …
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Tim is back on the show and we're talking about new year new me, and our resolutions this year are going to blow your mind, things like, Observed Holidays Tulsa King Just because a holiday falls on your normal day off, does that really mean you need to get an extra day? Commerce needs to commence, people have shit to do, and more importantly they n…
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New introductions are made in this Festivus episode of HWIDG. So grab yourself a bagel, and get ready as we air some grievances in the name of our patron saint, Frank Costanza... - X-mas - Kicking Out the Ladder - Fake AI Movies While we weren't looking a secular group snuck in during the night and cut the face off of your favorite holiday and tape…
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Tim is back on the show and we're doing something different this week, it's like an old episode of HWIDG fully stocked. We're coming in hot and talking about - Holiday Parking - Jingle Bells - Fake Snow - Wednesday It's that time of year, blow out deals on garbage you don't need and 320 million other Americans wandering around aimlessly in departme…
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Gabbin about Godzilla Returns! By spite request we spend until 39:48 talking about Shin Godzilla with the one and only Justin Silverman! Tony has nothing to say about the film, but Justin sure does! Then Tab and Tony sit down and talk about... Dating App Ads Spotify Wrap Up You're on the internet trying to wheel some snipers, this one has a beeg a …
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Flashback, it's 2016 again, Buck and Chaco are the hosts of the show and a very special guest is in studio to whine and complain he got cucked. That's right Madcucks comes out from his alley way, if he sees his shadow it means there will be 6 more years of Dick Masterson being more successful than he'll ever be. While he figures that out the hosts …
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No Hate November is winding down this Thanksgiving but we're still going strong, much like Chaco's internet this week. The Academy of Podcast Affiliates is sitting in so we're trying to clean things up while we discuss; - Hayes Code Movies - Star Trek: The Original Series In 1934 it was clear, movies were terrible. Rather than doing the right thing…
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This is it HWIDG fans, 6 whole years of uninterrupted content and we're still going strong. The show has under gone a lot of changes, including the latest change with No Hate November which we continue discussing... - Logan - Being Organized - Star Trek: The Next Generation So many franchises end after a few sequels bomb, the ratings drop, or an ac…
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No Hate November continues and for a second week in a row the co-host comes in hot with a REWORKED Don't Get. I personally disavow all of these shenanigans. I'm bringing in real Do Gets and these clowns try and stay the course, how embarrassing. - Representing Yourself - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine The constitution guarantees you a right to a speedy…
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It's November and that means it's time to be thankful. Thankful for this podcasts consecutive running streak compared to other podcasts on the See You Next Tuesday network. We're very thankful and that's why we're talking about Running Water Star Trek: Voyager You spend 40 years thinking you're a wild animal caged in society. Every day is a struggl…
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Just a heads up, we weren’t able to use StreamYard like normal this week, Joel was without power or stable internet when recording rolled around. Luckily we were able to work around it, so his audio quality left something to be desired. Towards the end we start getting RF interference from an incoming storm, it’s not awful, but it’s noticeable. In …
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Tim is back on this episode and we're stark naked and fully armed ready to open fire at anything that's - Dumb Audiences - The Decline of Trick or Treating Spending the last 3 years watching a lot of movies I've come to see that older films on the whole are better than others. Of course you have some real stinkers from the past, but think about how…
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Welcome back HWIDG fans the rotation continues and Tony is back, the studio is more festive, and more importantly we're talking about... - Horror Movie Eye Violence - Ghost Tours It's a deep seated human need to protect our eyes. They're the windows to to soul, but more importantly without eyes it would be a lot harder to pee your name into the sno…
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To make up for last weeks extended episode this one is truncated, but still packing all of the HWIDG spice you know and love. Uncle Buck is on the horn and this week we're talking about... - Sideways Accusations - Armchair Entertainment Directors As humanity continues its slow decline into self destruction one of the earliest markers we missed for …
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The internet holds for another day in a third world country, and out friend Joel Chaco is back again to burn off 5 years of back issues starting with, Bad Shuffle Algorithms Puerto Rico We all have favorite songs, and favorite artists, and there are those songs we can listen to over and over again. Too many times and it drives you crazy. Science ca…
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