The Dicey Bastards crew are here to answer YOUR questions. That's right- YOU! You're content now, baby. Dicey Bastards is a hilarious actual play comedy adventure where comedy writers go head-to-head in D&D 5e. Ridiculous characters battle their ridiculous destiny in a quest for glory and wonder! Featuring MK Gibson, Drew Hayes, Rick Gualtieri, Rob…

With funds depleted, the crew spitball ideas for making some fast cash. A contact at the local adventuring guild might just have the answers... This episode is bought to you by The Last of the Flying Lizards, an audio adventure packed with magic, fire and laughs bought to you by the voice behind Bill the Vampire. ON SALE NOW AT AUDIBLE: https://www…

Now that X-Men '97 has run its course, it's time for the geek vultures to pick at the bones of it's most belly-top wearing casualty! What hit and what missed in Marvel's latest retro offering? This episode is bought to you by The Last of the Flying Lizards, an audio adventure packed with magic, fire and laughs bought to you by the voice behind Bill…

With some likely candidates selected, it's time to test their abilities in the heat of battle. Luckily Stan has an army of kung fu sex workers ready to stretch them out! Dicey Bastards is a hilarious actual play comedy adventure where comedy writers go head-to-head in D&D 5e. Ridiculous characters battle their ridiculous destiny in a quest for glor…

It's Mother's Day! So here are a bunch of dudes to mansplain the day to you. Who is the best Mother? We fight it out! This episode is bought to you by The Last of the Flying Lizards, an audio adventure packed with magic, fire and laughs bought to you by the voice behind Bill the Vampire. ON SALE NOW AT AUDIBLE: https://www.audible.com/pd/B0D2M3WNDT…

It's show time! Everything is in place for Stan and Jorcerer to handpick their team of adventurers, but with some of the questionable talent on display they may have their work cut out for them... This episode is bought to you by The Last of the Flying Lizards, an audio adventure packed with magic, fire and laughs bought to you by the voice behind …

Klaudia has a dilemma. On the one hand she's dead, but on the other at least she's staying out of trouble. However, she might get better yet with a little help from the animal spirit kingdom. Follow the adventures of six comedy fantasy authors as they go head to head in a world of magic, might, and mayhem!…

While Stan and Jorcerer are away, Moog Faceeater strolls into town. For an orc stuck in an elf's body, every day is an excuse for violence and self loathing... Follow six comedy writers as they go head to head in a world of might, magic and mayhem! Don't forget you can support us and get more content at www.patron.com/authorsanddragons…

It seems that Jorcerer's domestic freedom may have a price tag attached. Can the guys cut a deal with an angry wife and a local magical mafioso? Follow the adventures of six fantasy authors as they go head to head in a quest of swords and chicanery!由Authors & Dragons

Stan Dandyliver will need the help of an old companion if he wants to make a success of his new quest, but can he rescue Jorcerer the Sorcerer from domestic bliss? Fantasy authors go head to head in a comedy adventure set to Dungeons and Dragons 5e rules.由Authors & Dragons

Two years have passed since the doomed adventures of the Salty Bastards crew, and all Stan fights these days is self pity. But the appearance of an enigmatic stranger might just shake him out of his funk...由Authors & Dragons

Gibby, John and Steve check in on media. How is media doing? Has it been up to much? How is it feeling? Wait, is that a Roadhouse remake? Hahahaha okay.由Authors & Dragons

With the new season on the horizon, the fellas take some time to hype another big event for 2024. But what will DigiCon include? You Decide!! (within reason.)由Authors & Dragons

Gibby returns with his delightful general knowledge game show! Has Steve sobered up enough to get a question right? No!由Authors & Dragons

Just as the situation seems to be in hand, Jorcerer decides to take things in hand. Can the Bastards get away clean? Or extremely dirty?由Authors & Dragons

The crew interview some of the key artists behind the A&D experience- JLD, Sandy Butchers, and... Robert Bevan? What makes an artist tick? Find out!由Authors & Dragons

With the final battle on the horizon, how the guys feel about wrapping up such an iconic game? And what comes next?由Authors & Dragons

Steven and Aileen of CarousHELL and Shingles: The Movie fame return for another exciting horror comedy project! Who dies? Who lives? Who learns the true meaning of Christmas? Back it today to find out! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/meowychronicles2/curtains-for-christmas由Authors & Dragons

As the town descends into murder and madness, can the Salty Bastards restore order, or at least kill someone they don't feel too bad about?由Authors & Dragons

Glamour! Ritz! Glitz! Nobody cares! The crew run down the Oscar nominations in an effort to see if any joy or magic still beats in their dead, dead hearts.由Authors & Dragons

With untold power at their fingertips, and a very narrow linguistic line between salvation and disaster, will the heroes be able to make their wishes a reality?由Authors & Dragons

Where is Gibby? Who is this be-hatted fellow with his cunning questions? The crew get put through the nerd ringer as they try to answer easy questions while drunk.由Authors & Dragons

With only a little help from some convenient power pills, can the crew avoid becoming ghosts themselves in this familiar looking maze?由Authors & Dragons

It's time to guzzle down some oily balls as Sandy Butchers joins the crew to talk about their hopes for 2024! Check out Sandy's stuff at www.sandybutchers.com由Authors & Dragons

Gibby, Rick and Misty talk about some of their top TV picks for 2023 while answering the questions of YOU! (Maybe not specifically you.)由Authors & Dragons

Rick and Gibby discuss the new wave of giant monster related content, complete with a trailer react. Who is Mini Kong? Where is his junk?由Authors & Dragons

Stepping into a completely original test of skill and cunning, the crew begin to have some doubts about the originality of said test of skill and cunning....由Authors & Dragons

Gibby, Steve and Bevan come together to discuss what really makes the season special. Exclusion.由Authors & Dragons

The gang get some time to catch their breath and recover, but it's not as relaxing as you'd think as their dreams begin to seep into reality... Don't forget to check out our merch on teepublic!由Authors & Dragons

Gibby, Steve, and Bevan check in on their old friend television, only to find out the shine has dulled on many of their favorite media affairs. Not Bevan, though, he thought it all sucked anyway.由Authors & Dragons

Gi Gi splashes down unexpectedly, just in time to face a Moog / Hilda hybrid!由Authors & Dragons

Gibby returns to discuss some of his unpopular opinions with Rachael and Misty. Warning- opinions may enrage.由Authors & Dragons

Disaster immediately engulfs their latest escapades, but the adventurers give not a single damn. Onwards and downwards!由Authors & Dragons

A surprise gift for RE Carr results in an emotional unboxing. Gibby joins in to talk Isekai!由Authors & Dragons

MK Gibson joins us with some surprise news! Also, what is the name of your Transformer genitals?由Authors & Dragons

Gibby joins Steve and Bevan to impart sage perspective on internet drama. Gastro Intestinal warfare ensues.由Authors & Dragons

Gibby joins Rick and John to get nerdy about the latest cardgame obsession. We are of course talking about the time they each lost a pinky finger in an underground poker tournament.由Authors & Dragons

Side Quest time! Gibby and Emily join Steve and Bevan to discover where they draw the line on issues such as male to female ratios in randomized orgies, and whether it's ever a good idea to have telepathic powers. We're asking the questions everyone is too afraid or more likley too employed to ask.由Authors & Dragons

The gang happen upon a seemingly harmless village. Then they pay attention and realise all teh harm that can potentially come to them.由Authors & Dragons

Featuring Matt Dinniman, Amy Langdon, Jeff Hayes and Actus! Judy Black takes us through a talent show with a potentially fatal edge. Can our heroes talent their way out of certain death? Recorded live at A&D Con '23 Portland, Oregon!由Authors & Dragons

The OG A&D crew return for a mind-bending quest DM'd by Steve Wetherell. Recorded live at A&D Con '23, Portland Oregon!由Authors & Dragons

The crew wake up to an unusual distraction from their quest. And where Moog go? Recorded live in Portland, Oregon.由Authors & Dragons

The boys are back in town! Unfortunately the town is full of people who may need to be murdered. Recorded live at A&D Con '23 Portland, Oregon.由Authors & Dragons

Freshly hungover and jet-lagged, the crew reflect on a wonderful con experience at A&D Con '23.由Authors & Dragons

Some new characters arrive in Mashel's world. Is one of them unhealthily obsessed with his child sister? Of course, you fool!由Authors & Dragons

The gang take on a selection of internet non-problems while we wait for tasty tasty con content.由Authors & Dragons

Steve and Bevan get nervous (and oblivious) about A&D Con, and take some time to eulogize an unlikely American national treasure.由Authors & Dragons

The boy who lifted returns! Steve is pleased to see that mashel's strick all muscle no magic policy is in full effect. But is murder also on the cards?由Authors & Dragons

Some A&D Con veterans step in to bemoan what they're missing out on! Speaking of which, do you have your A&D con ticket yet? Go to www.authorsanddragons.com/adcon to find out more!由Authors & Dragons

What if Harry Potter simply crushed freeweights instead of being sad about his dead parents? Drew and Steve take on a riotous new anime! Watch along to keep up with the discussion, or join our youtube channel to watch us live!由Authors & Dragons