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The smartest icebreakers from the dumbest dudes. Tired of boring small talk that all plays out the same? Impress your next date/your coworkers during a meeting/strangers in the Starbucks line with questions certain to get attention and some laughs. Featuring the unique, labyrinthine mind of the God of Odd (Mr. Conor Fitz [PsyD]) and the easily excitable, humble host (Evan Ciejka) these two friends show you just how easy it is to strike up a conversation that’s memorable, to say the least. Ne ...
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Hoooooooooooboy! Technical difficulties and mental lapses abound in this manic pixie dream episode. Please check out SOS Pro Wrestling on their YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtoktQ66MfEf7k7Y013SDQ R.I.P. Big Cat Questions asked: What's your comfort show/movie? Your application to become a demon has been accepted. What mildly an…
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Our favorite part of YOUR personality? That you have great taste in podcasts. :) Questions asked: What's a mutation you want to see in people? Coffee or tea? Would you rather be a scamp, an imp, or a rascal? What's your favorite part about your personality? Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chill with us on social: Instagram: @th…
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Pet your sabrecat, tip your maid, and roll a joint because we're watching DBZ Abridged, kids. DBZA Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nYozPLpJRE&list=PL6EC7B047181AD013 Questions asked: Of which Pokemon nickname are you proudest? Weed names are dope (lol). What would you call your new strain? You're a unit in a tactical JRPG. What class hav…
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It's officially an annual celebration. Stay spooky, y'all. Questions asked: Your Ouija board session went awry. Who were you calling? Who answered? If you're a ghost, how do you make yourself known to the humans? You work at a staffing agency and Dracula drops off his resume. What type of job do you recommend him for? Needles in the candy is so 200…
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The boys may be back together in body, but in mind, they are anywhere else. Not sorry for the weird energy brought on this one. You know what you're getting yourself into. Questions asked: In money-less society, what is your currency of choice? You can only eat 1 item of food forever. Can't spice it up, but serve in different ways. No judgment judg…
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Despite a broken spine and a looming vacation, the boys are back to answer half as many questions as usual. Questions asked: Carrie fisher was found bathed in moonlight, strangled by her own bra." How are you going out? What's your childhood "When I'm an adult..." desire that you actually do as an adult? Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@g…
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I am in so much pain. We talk about old questions here.由The Answer’s a Lemon
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Don't move; just hug your lizard girlfriend instead. Questions asked: What is the worst tattoo you'd be willing to get? What animal or monster benefits the most from a kaiju-sized upgrade? Be honest: furry or scaly? Everything else about the movie and the acting and plot are the same, what role do you replace with a cardboard cutout of the actor? S…
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Stuff's weird. These questions are weirder. Questions asked: We deserve a new holiday. What's actually worth celebrating? (Bonus: When would it be?) Get ready for GDQ! What video game are you speedruning? Your family's safe. Your pets are safe. You. Are safe. For what three items are you running back into your burning home? If you got one cyborg up…
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How do you celebrate the 4th of July? We do it by talking about which president we'd punch in the face. Questions asked: What song do you listen to just for the opening? Who was your first media-based crush? Pokemon is a well that springs eternal. What gym are you running? Typing and badge name. (Bonus: Describe your team and gimmick.) You're a cat…
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Takin' a break this week. Love ya, bye! Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon Website: theanswerisalemon.com Artwork by @Melindaington Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!…
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How do you celebrate the 4th of July? We do it by talking about which president we'd punch in the face. Questions asked: Which past president would you punch in the face and why? Go-to mixed drink for your poolside summer bash? The ultimate Jimmy Buffett memorial concert opens its curtains. What song are you hoping to kick off the concert? The bald…
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Happy Pride. Buy a knife. Questions asked: What tattoo will you regret not getting? What's the next step in medical science you WANT to happen? If you were to start a road-side attraction, what would it be? What's a concert you are unable to attend, but would absolutely love to see? Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chill with us…
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"What would Kirby steal from an arcade" is the real question. Questions asked: If Kirby swallowed you, what power would he obtain? What's a mild super power you'd have? You are the size of a pencil and trapped in a blender. How do you get out? You have the means -- What cabinet do you steal from an arcade? Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers…
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We're not even sponsored. Questions asked: If you were a Messianic figure, what would be transfigured into you? What is your favorite mythical creature? Non-commercially, what would you put on a billboard? What album/song would you like to listen to for the first time? Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chill with us on social: In…
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It sure is a tour of all time. Questions asked: If you were a toy, what are your 3 pull-ring phrases? You know how some idioms have their meaning changed because people don't use the whole thing or get it wrong? What's your favorite wrong idiom? What classic movie monster would you want to befriend? What's a strange flavor combination that actually…
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It sure is a tour of all time. Questions asked: You're a fighting game character. What are the names of your special moves? You can be a tour guide of any place, real or fantastical. Where are you? How many flower petals are too many? Like James Bonds's License to Kill. What's your License to (blank)? Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmai…
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Look me dead in the eye and tell me "Rainbow Disco Glitter Party Bat" isn't entirely rad. Questions asked: What's your fursona? You work at the zoo. What animals do you take care of? You're a mob in an RPG. What loot are you dropping? What's your least favorite office jargon? Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chill with us on soc…
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Evan's back was getting to him in this one. Questions asked: TBU Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon Website: theanswerisalemon.com Artwork by @Melindaington Thanks f…
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Good God, the boys were hungry in this one. Questions asked: What kind of "I know a guy" guy do you want to be? What fast food dealio do you want to make a comeback? Which food mascot would win in a battle royale against the other brand personae? Gordon Ramsey kicks your door in and demands a meal. How are you appeasing him? Send us your weird ques…
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Just the boys this episode. They talk about all the classics: kaiju, weird bodies, Pokemon. Y'know. Questions asked: What's your favorite kaiju? What would be the name and recipe for a cocktail created by you? If you could do any carnival sideshow routine, what would it be? Which Pokemon do you want be real and be your little (?) buddy? Send us you…
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Sofìa really elevates this episode. Conor and Evan bring it right back down. Questions asked: What is your favorite song not in your native language? What is the least traditionally masculine thing about you? (Bonus: What is the least traditionally feminine thing about you?) Would you rather to perfectly understand your pets or to have your pets pe…
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Are you feeling the love? Or at least whatever we're talking about? Questions asked: You are now Cupid. What are you shooting at your love struck fools? How can someone win you over? What are you leaving on the doorstep of your enemy? What's the best love song? What's something small, but endearing about your partner? Send us your weird questions: …
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Hoo boy, do we hop aboard the Nightmare Skool Bus in this one, folks! Questions asked: How do you feel about liminal spaces? What fashion item/trend do you want to make a return with gusto? If you could make a trading card game out of any subject, what would it be? What do you want to happen to your body when you die? Send us your weird questions: …
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We dip into the past and it just goes to show: we've always loved weird questions. Questions asked: You can have any animal, any size, as a pet. what is it? If you were the god of something, what would you want it to be? What's the worst thing you've ever eaten? Who is your favorite mononymn? Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chi…
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There's weird energy on this one, folks! Luckily, your God of Odd and Humble Host translate it into humor. Questions asked: If you had to live out the rest of your existence as a toy, what would you be? You can either have ketchup on everything you eat forever or never have vinegar again. Which? Bagel or donut? Dogs have had it too good for too lon…
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Holidays, Hallmark, and a hell of a lot of family baggage come up in this one, folks. Happy Winter celebrations to all of you! Questions asked: What non-holiday item/place SCREAMS yuletide for you? What holiday media would you wipe from collective memory? If you play dreidel, what do you want to be up for grabs as the prize? You set an extra plate …
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Con(n)or, noun: The entity resulting from a Dragonball Z Fusion Dance between Conor and Connor. Questions asked: If you were an exercise, which would you be? Overnight, the human race becomes totally chill about public nudity. What's the best and worst thing about this? What is your guilty pleasure video game? What is your go-to snakemeal? The whee…
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So, that's what I did. Questions asked: What's your favorite video game OST? Baths or showers? What is your heel wrestling Persona? If you were cursed to live out the rest of your life as an animal, what would be the cruelest and most ironic choice? Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theansweri…
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Happy Hell Christmas, y'all. Questions asked: Which horror villain gives the best hugs? If you were alive at the time of the witch trials, what everyday activity of yours would cause you to be accused of witchcraft? What classic movie monster would you want to take as a wedding as your date? If you died and your spirit was tied to an existing item …
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May God forgive you for Hyper Winter... but I won't. Questions asked: You’ve been commissioned to write a sequel to a pop song, what’s it called? If you could add a season to the year, when would it be, and what would it be like? You can add feathers to any creature without them. Which would it be? (Bonus: if you want, what bird would you take the …
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I bet Death's a Yoshi main in Mario Party. Questions asked: Who has performed your favorite cover song? (Bonus: what's your favorite remix?) What's your midlife crisis food stand? What genre of henchmen would you have? What game would you play Death for your soul? Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chill with us on social: Instagr…
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Like Bobby Orr, but without the victory. Questions asked: Where is your happy place? What's your favorite lie? You have a monument in your honor made. What is it? You're a tiny, fae-sized person, what fruit or vegetable would be your house? Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon T…
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Check out the artists Evan mentioned: Dr. Rocket Mikey Muffins Sister Wife Sex Strike Who let these boys under the same roof? The God of Odd sojourns in the PNW to visit Evan. They make their partners wait to enjoy a lovely day in Seattle to chat. Hope you're hungry for more because there's a lot of food talked about in this one. Questions asked: W…
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We figure it out right after this, I promise. Down a little sister, Evan and the God of Odd do what they do best: ask each other increasingly strange questions. And argue. Questions asked: What food would you do for an eating challenge? Quantity, not spice. What kitchen spice are you? What's the best beer you've ever had? If you owned an ice cream …
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TW: Violence against animals: 00:53:14 - 1:08:00 Welcome to the Answer's a Lemon! Before we had any planning, equipment, name, or knowledge as to what we're doing. See what Conor and Evan were doing back in the height of the pandemic. Oh, and Erin's there too. Questions asked: What type of bread do you identify as? How many seagulls could you take …
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