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The Chip and Cern Show is a morning radio-style podcast with two longtime friends, Chip and Cern. Hear their perspective, insights and witty banter on all things pop culture, current events, sports, sex, parenting and everything in between. website: www.chipandcernshow.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chipandcernshow/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/chipandcernshow iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/chip-and-cern-show/id1063002917?mt=2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Chipan ...
 
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We both have some solid PTO days coming up, so we are vibing off that, but also chatted about the stress of getting all your shit wrapped up. Chip took his kids to the Clifford movie and it went ok until his 2.5 yo started to lose it. Chip shares his most recent Xmas lights situation which Cern was able to relate to with no problem. That’s all for …
 
We aren't fans of the falling back and temporary removal of time that is leaving Daylight Savings Time. We chat about the vintage fashion that Gen Z is wearing and then ask if we know about bands like Nirvana and played Street Fighter before. We couldn't resist talking about how dumb Aaron Rodgers is for his dishonesty about being vaccinated. That’…
 
Chip’s childhood favorite baseball team the Atlanta Braves won the World Series which is their first World Series crown since 1995. Cern has his Xmas stuff up already and Chip is a little behind. We also chatted about the lack of a need for the spank bank for today’s youth. Hundreds of QAnon dummies showed up in Dallas expecting JFK Jr to come back…
 
The Dodgers were bested by the Braves, so the World Series is underway! Cern gives an update about his busted fridge and we chat about the Bomb Cyclone that crushed Norther California with several inches of rain in 48hrs. We give our hopes and predictions for the World Series. In short, Go Braves! That’s all for this week!…
 
Chip was at a 6 year old’s birthday party and found himself in quite the predicament around the gift. Chip also got caught up in several bits of small talk at this same party and also at school pickup. Cern has some great small talk stories and watch the movie Friday with his son and his son realized there were some memes in that movie. We are old …
 
Cern has diversified his appliances from beyond Samsung and yet he is still plagued with issues. His Kitchenaid fridge had crapped out, so that is the newest battle on Cern’s hands. His good standing does still remain with the HOA. We share a few stories about selling stuff on Facebook Marketplace and Cern shares his good deed. We then discuss some…
 
We are big baseball fans here so we talk about all things baseball playoffs for this season. We are pulling for the SF Giants, but really want anyone but the Dodgers to win. Cern put his Halloween decorations up well before the HOA mandated 15 days. Several of Cern’s neighbors have joined him, so he thinks another HOA notice has been avoided. That’…
 
We start the show with a great story of a kid that hacked his high school’s email system and sent an email about “mandatory penis inspections” which we gave us a good laugh. Cern they shared a classic Chip and Cern Show story about when they ran into a scout that came out to see Chip pitch in high school. We then chatted about the time we went on T…
 
Everyone seems to be enjoying the latest episode where we gave Joe’s wedding a proper recap. Chip scored a receipt which his number was 69 and he tired to cash it in like some lottery ticket. Chip’s neighbor has been taking their garbage to the school across the street, so we dig into that. Cern shares an odd story about a weird guy/stalker that he…
 
Chip shares about this tiny plane experience on a recent flight to Boston, which would have brought fear right to Cern’s heart. Speaking of fear we are scared of the 4-hour boner that all these pill commercials warn men about. Cern heard good things about the newest DC movie, The Suicide Squad, so we both are going to watch that. That is all for th…
 
Chip provides a quick update to the great Guac Gate Sage. If you have yet to hear those you need to get on it! Cern has an upcoming HOA battle this time in HOA Kangaroo Court, updates to follow. Chip was trying to explain baseball to his nearly 6-year-old daughter and it made him realize how confusing the sport is, but we discussed that might also …
 
Unfortunately, the fires have started already in California and getting closer to Cern’s house. Chip watched a bunch of old comedy favorites lately like The Big Lebowski, Super Bad, and Pineapple Express. We shot movie lines back and forth for a while and chatted about our kid’s first days of school. Thanks for listening!…
 
In an effort to not drink as much and not be hungover Chip tried some nonalcoholic beer. It was decent but left much to be desired, mostly a buzz. Cern’s kids have started school, so we chatted about our early years in high school and some funny stories we have. Most of the stories had to do with being clowns and doing stupid things that you would …
 
We open the show with a tangent like usual. Folsom Lake is really low and some old gold mining equipment from the Gold Rush has surfaced. Chip has a story about his Grandma’s Oldsmobile destroying the drive-thru. Cern’s garage door busted and it was a great story. More HOA battles for Cern and it doesn’t look like it is going to let up anytime soon…
 
We started chatting about little reason there is to have cash these days. Then a few stories from our misspent youth. Chatting through some differences in how music was integrated into our lives growing up. Then we needed to know what the kids are listening to these days, so we spun some of DaBaby’s hits, but weren't really a fan. If you have anyth…
 
This weekend was the big Pokemon Go weekend and we both had a blast. Joe, James, the wives, and the kids were all in on the fun. More talk of the upcoming pizza cook-off weekend, but Chip isn’t feeling like he has his dough ready to go and Cern is all dialed in on that front. If you are playing PoGo and want to friend us up drop us an email at chip…
 
We are excited for this year’s Pokemon Go Fest 2021. There are going to be tons of rare Pokemon to raid and hopefully catch. We are getting all stocked up on coins and stuff to really blow it out big on that day. If you want to add us on PoGo be sure to send us a DM on Insta (@chipandcernshow) and we will add you! That’s it for this week’s show. Th…
 
Only a few minutes pass before we are already off the rails and checking out a new music video. Cern is a fan of Doja Cat, so we checked out one of her top music videos on YouTube which was a hit all around. We then dove into the results of the pickle-off and discussed the new upcoming contest which is a pizza-off between Chip, Cern, and Joe. Every…
 
Our good friend Stat Boi Dana joins us this week for a wide-ranging podcast mostly revolving around sports. Spin gate has taken a new life now that the MLB is having umpires check multiple times per appearance. We also chatted about the Annual Pickle Off which is going into its2nd year and everyone is very excited with the exception of Dana who doe…
 
We quickly had to steer away from another pizza making episode, so thanks for dealing with that. We then got chatting about Axe body spray and the wave it made at our high school and how the marketing had the teenage boys bought on the idea that Axe would get the attention of women. A bit ago Cern had a mountain lion in the neighborhood and that br…
 
We discuss the plans for Father’s Day and more pizza oven talk which everyone is excited about the new hobby of pizza. Then we discussed how the MLB has implemented some bs punishment for pitchers who violate the substance policy which was under a lot of heat due to the spin rate issues that are happening in baseball. Also we announced the return o…
 
Cern and Joe both got new Ooni Pizza ovens and unbeknownst to Chip his wife was looking to get him one for Father’s Day. So now we had to turn it into some pizza-making competition. Cern tried to sneak past some different ingredients by his kids, but they caught right onto that. Kid stories and talk to follow. Baseball has a new controversy with ba…
 
We give a recap of the great Cern Summer Pool Party Recap. Cern had the pool in tip top condition, the BBQ was fired up, and the food was bussin’. Kids swimming for hours on end and we discussed how we are dialing back the drinking cause the hangovers once you hit the 30s are rough. Also what do you put on your hot dog? We gotta know. Shoot us an e…
 
Cern has been hard at work building multiple things for around his house including two sheds, but more importantly he is ensuring the pool is in tip top shape for the upcoming Chip and Cern Vax’d n Wax’d Summer Pool Party Kickoff this weekend. We also gave ourselves homework last episode and managed to follow through with it and we both watched Cit…
 
We kick off the show talking about the newest beanball that busted up Kevin Pillar's nose which prompted a discussion about the fail pitcher’s helmet. That somehow got us into Cern coming into Circuit City when Chipper would work there. So many good stories and misspent hours working retail jobs. We then started a nice chat through movies and Cern …
 
Cern has been getting hounded by the door-to-door salespeople, and we discussed a few different tactics to keep these people from constantly bothering and interrupting your life. Chip hosted a nice summer kick-off party for Mother’s Day and all the kiddos put the slip n slide through its paces and ended up killing the thing. Chip went to Costco to …
 
After over a year and a half of no golf we finally got to hit the links! We met in Davis, CA to play a round at Wildhorse Golf Course. The wind was howling and we were losing balls at an alarming rate, but we all had fun. If you know of any good golf YouTubers who can show us a thing or two send those our way at chipandcernshow@gmail.com. Thanks fo…
 
Cern was swapping memes with Chip and a very funny one featured the KC & JoJo song “All My Life” which brought us back to high school so we got to talking all about that. Lots of boner talk for some reason, but it is what it is. Cern catches Antiques Roadshow every once in a while and there was an awesome baseball card collection on there. That is …
 
Cern is brushing up on his golf skills for the big golf event in the next few weeks that everyone is looking forward to. Cern had a few good swings out before the wheels did fall off, but not before winning the second-round event. Cern has been working on his cooking skills and doing some Joshua Weissman recipes and really killing it even the tough…
 
In order to properly celebrate us both getting wax’d n’ vax’d we have a golf outing planned for Chip’s Birthday. Should be a good time, except we haven’t picked up the golf clubs in well over a year. Cern got his 2nd dose of the COVID Vaccine and had quite an interesting experience with the whole thing. We both are very excited that baseball is bac…
 
Cern is enjoying a week off from work and is fully rested up for the greatness that is the Chip and Cern Show. Cern has his second part in his Lowes saga this time trying to secure himself a cart. Turns out Home Depot isn’t that much better and usually has poor customer service too. The Pokemon Go continues and we have increased our PoGo relationsh…
 
We both have really been loving Joshua Weissman’s YouTube channel and have been cooking up some goodies that he has featured on his channel. Then we did a bit of an education session about the controversy around MSG. We relived the once annual BBQ Pickle Off and Chip walked away with this trophy. We the chatted about Cern taking a real ownership of…
 
Cern shares his latest dentist story which will no doubt have you squirming and we discuss flossing habits. Cern is sold on the reasons to get a Tushy and we think that Tushy should sponsor the show for a bit and we would be more than happy to talk about poop. Cern’s pool is going to be the place to be this summer, so we started chatting about that…
 
Cern was lucky enough to get the first round of the COVID vaccine. Cern then had a classic DMV story which tailgated right into one of the strangest Lowes experiences Cern has had. We then talked about trying to get away with not paying for parking in Jr. College and some other stories from around that time. As always thanks for listing and enjoy t…
 
We swap some dad stories about how our kids always have been duping us about different things. We had a blast from the past and chatted about trying to get around the high school internet firewalls to look at boobs with your friends. Then we relive some of Cern’s HOA battles and Chip is predicting there is going to be a big battle this summer with …
 
Cern’s son loves his snakes, lizards, and other things that crawl in the night. The day finally arrived that he got bit by the snake and then tickled by the rat he was going to feed it. We then spin Cardi B’s newest hit Up on YouTube and we enjoyed it. Added to the playlists and show prep mix. A quick trip through all the sports headlines and we wr…
 
Ted Cruz is being a total asshole and ditched Texas to head to Mexico leaving his entire constituency behind. We had a bang-up time playing Pokemon Go during their last event as we all were trying to complete the OG 151 Pokemon which we all ended up doing. We then started talking about old video games and into how kids always are asking a million q…
 
Cern covers his plans for Lent and we both try to sort out what the actual rules are for Lent. A little chat about the snow in Texas and then we started to chat about the Joss Whedon accusations that are out and we were taking the time to throw it back in our old teacher’s face. Low and behold the exact professor we had was quoted in the New York T…
 
We quickly cover the Super Bowl and how disappointing it was, but Cern did win his SB Squares, so that was good. We then watched the “I’m Not a Cat” video a few times because it is just too perfect of a video. Cern brought the newest Megan Thee Stallion video for discussion and enjoyment. That got us going down and somehow listening to some E-40 wh…
 
We did the show before the show, so had to catch everyone up on that. There isn’t much way around Chip’s monster power bill because everyone is always home, all the time. Then Cern shares that he actually owned some GME stock for a few years back in the days of $4.50, but sold it a year or so ago cause it wasn’t even worth paying attention to. Chip…
 
We called in the big heat for this week’s episode! Stat Boi Dana joins us for a preview of Super Bowl LV between the Kansas City Chiefs and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Dana is picking the GOAT Tom Brady, much to Cern’s chagrin who is joining Chip and we are picking the Chiefs to win the Super Bowl. Hear the prop bets, who we all pick, and more on thi…
 
We are back and finally have President Biden in the White House. We were glad there was no major violence and looking forward to some forward progress for this country and its citizens. We went through how the NFL playoffs are shaping up before the Super Bowl in a few weeks. Then we chatted a bit about all the heckles we used to drop in high school…
 
We discuss what a bang 2021 has started off with. What will going down as a day in history. Once we got that off our chests, discuss the general sillyness of the New Years Resolutions. Then the show took a turn for the bukkake. Chip then shares a story about how bukkake was the topic of one Christmas night drunken dinner games. All the mentioned hi…
 
Stop us if you have heard this one before, but Chip is going to battle with Xfinity. WiFi issues still continue to plague his house, so he is ditching the XFi modem/router combo. Chip and Cern both hate Egg Nog despite it being loved during this time of year. Chip tries to find out what the cool kids at the Cern household are drinking for coffee. D…
 
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