After admitting his own lethargy, Craig hears your tales of EXTREME laziness...President Barack Obama makes another appearance on Craig's show after being sworn in (finally)...Do you ever think that you should be holding something, but don't have an idea of what that something is? Well Craig's got a special machine for you...Craig unveils his new g…

Boy George was sentenced to 15 months in prison for being naughty, so Craig wants your ideas of what we can change the lyrics of 'Karma Chameleon' to now that "I'm a man without conviction" isn't true...Is Bear Grylls the toughest man alive? In 'Craig's Celebrity News', Craig explains why he thinks so (it involves eating a live snake!)...In a TV sh…

Rather stupidly Craig agrees to let you, the listener, come up with a new game for the show - and gets 'New Loo Roulette' (please don't complain)...Craig agrees with the email that suggests having a whip-round to fund Ben Fogle being fed to one of the animals on TV's 'Animal Park'...Craig's resolution this year is to create more mischief, and he's …

Craig explains his genius plan how, if you're northern, you can keep cool in Summer and get a nice snack for breakfast (it involves mushy peas)...The Top 10 list of genuine comments written in the customer suggestions book of a certain supermarket in Burnley (that Craig has stolen)...If you're a celeb with your own perfume range, Craig unveils the …

Lancashire's premier entertainer (and painter and decorator) Mike Clive is back on the show with is big keyboard...It's VERY foggy so Craig tells you how to have fun in the fog by wrapping your cat in fairy lights so it freaks people out when running around outside, and he convinces a listener to stand in a park being a foghorn to warn others... Af…

Craig wants to know what's the guiltiest you've ever been?...Want to know what a horse sneezing is like? What about a dolphin using an ATM? Of course you do!...In 'Magnificent Mysteries' Craig explains why other people's chips taste better...Craig tries to sell somebody else's holiday photographs he picked up from the shop by mistake (if you have a…

It's the last shows of 2008! Craig introduces the Rock FM Boxing Day Sale. All money goes straight to Craig and items include Access to Rock FMs Vicky Warham, and Polaroids of Hywel & Jamie on the toilet...Craig also wants to know what Xmas presents you'd liked to have received even if they don't exist yet, fave's include: A gold dog, and 'a magic …

It's the day after the Rock FM Xmas party, so Craig decides to tell you all the secrets of who misbehaved. The big one everyone wants to know is what happened to Hywel? So Craig says that if 'Hywel and Jamie's Beard Race' is more 50/50 on Sunday night he'll tell you...The 'See How Long it Takes Cats to Make a Snowman' competition...Craig doesn't be…

Craig brings another useless public service to the show, warning you about the world's most disturbing animals (including flying snakes (!) and shrimp that can create heat that's hotter than the Sun)...Brand New Feature: 'The All Request Half Minute' - How many requests can Craig play in 30 seconds? And is there any point to playing 2 seconds of so…

Kev from Blackpool is on a long bus journey and is listening to Rock FM, so Craig decides to make things more interesting for him...The Internet Hall of Fame features a 'lyrically realistic RnB song'...Craig talks about the puzzling items that he's found under his bed...Craig's mate 'Slaphead Bob' who works in TV has foolishly trusted Craig with mo…

This was the week Sir Cliff Richard failed to get a Number 1 single, so Craig had to put up with increasingly bitter voicemail messages from him...In order to prove that the show is 'fun for all the family,' Craig invents a game for the over 65's called 'OAP Tennis'...Find out which 80's TV mega-star Craig found working at Fulton Services on the M6…

Craig explains why you might be stuck on the M55 (it's being sold to the Germans and loaded onto the backs of lorries)...Jennifer plays the 'Odd One Out Game' and loses...Craig unveils the 'Antiques Roadshow' theme drum n' bass remix...After his latest rubbish stunt in New York, David Blaine is a guest on the show...Craig provides the 'Who Tall Are…

Mr T is back with some more rubbish showbiz tattle, and Craig's not happy he's just reading out pages from the 1982 'Look-In' annual...In the 'Internet Hall of Fame' Craig shows how certain movies would be different if the lead characters just had mobile phones on them...If using a nicotine patch can help you stop smoking, can sellotaping a crisp t…

This was the week Sir Cliff Richard failed to get a Number 1 single, so Craig had to put up with increasingly bitter voicemail messages from him...In order to prove that the show is 'fun for all the family,' Craig invents a game for the over 65's called 'OAP Tennis'...Find out which 80's TV mega-star Craig found working at Fulton Services on the M6…

Rock FM DJ Paul Webster is a very excited expectant father, so Craig decides to sell his unborn baby's name for quick cash...Craig refuses to carry on with the show unless we can figure out what that 'eggy' smell is on the M65 by Junction 3...This week's Mystifying Mystery: Do too many cooks spoil the broth?...Craig declares war on 'Wacky' wind-up …

It was Craig's first week so he played the 'Getting To Know You' game. Todd in Blackburn played the french-horn and Craig won June Whitfield. The 'King of Pop' Michael Jackson popped into the studio and allowed Craig to celebrate his 50th birthday with him. Craig unveiled his brilliant science experiment to make the weather better by getting everyo…