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Crispy Coated Robots

Jim Kovacik - Jason Meeker - Joseph Johnson

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"THE FUTURE SUCKS, but Jim, Jason and Joseph intend to change that!"---Each week these three brave pop culture agents (the Crispy Coated Robots) receive orders from the home office in the far radioactive future requesting they submit individual Top 5 lists on various predetermined mundane topics about the late 20th and early 21st centuries.
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Not so small talk~ Find me on Instagram ~ @crispycookiey Selalu ada cerita yang tak dapat di ceritakan langit kepada hujan.. Dan selalu ada cerita tersembunyi dibalik senyum dan disetiap detak jantung yang berdenyut. - Crispy Cookie
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Ladies from Zimbabwe living outchea here in the diaspora, our podcast will discuss anything and everything happening in our world today that has an effect on us as a people, we hope to bring a smile to your face, touch your
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Coming into a new country, meeting a culture far different from what your accustomed to? Yeah, I know that feeling, been there done that and doing it all over again. You can say I am an expert at being “Fresh of the Boat” I’ve gone through different time zones, hopped across countries and learned so much along the way My podcast is going to take you through a journey, filled with interesting topics, witty banter, guests appearances and insightful conversations spiced with some goofiness alon ...
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This episode is the most 70s episode ever made. Jason, Jim, and Joseph roll out the best skating scenes in movies and television. Hell Toupee, the best supergroup that never was. GFD - a bad idea fully realized. Nearly 45 years later and rollerball is closer to being an Olympic event than roller skating. 10 minutes for 10 bucks. Roller Skates + Coc…
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This episode has some fatherly advice! Jason, Jim, and Joseph celebrate some of the greatest dads in TV history. Joseph's Dad still has great advice to share and memorable quotes that Jim can't forget. Jim's Tom Bosley impression is pure Hollywood magic. Jason hedges his bets again to make sure his favorite sitcom gets on the list. Daddy, Daughter …
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This episode is a little lonely and bitter. Jason, Jim, and Joseph reminisce about movies featuring old people. Jason sells out and goes corporate rock. Joseph is mocked yet again for his predilection of foreign films. Jim still hasn't seen more than one Star Trek movie. F.U. is not always a bad way to leave a message Joseph and Jim convince Jason …
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This episode nearly bares it all. Jason, Jim, and Joseph strip down the lists to the top five best underwear scenes. In space no one can hear you scream in your low-cut space panties. The physics of hiding a gun in panties is just not possible. The memorable moment of seeing pink polka dot panties for the first time. Jason tries to convince Jim to …
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This episode has a nice swoop. Jason, Jim, and Joseph comb over some the most impactful hairstyles in tv and movies. Jewfro When the updo goes down Jim goes up. Jim and Joseph reminisce on simpler times when your mom could cut your hair with a bowl. The man-boy haircut. Jason admits to looking like Jerry Garcia at one time, if Jerry Garcia was an o…
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This episode has been replaced by AI Jason, Jim, and Joseph put on their shades to lay out the best summer-themed movies. You old poop! Jason gets a warning for being inappropriate with AI. Jim's Henry Fonda impression sounds very similar to his Jimmy Stuart impression. I betta call my muther! Joseph suffers PTSD from working with fat kids at his s…
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An introduction to Crispy Coated Robots: The only podcast that matters! That’s right, many podcasts are funny and engaging as they entertain, interview interesting guests, discuss vital current events, and ponder deep intellectual subjects… what none of them appear to care enough to do is SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE NUCLEAR WAR TO COME! But hosts Jim K…
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This episode is served best with a nice chianti. Jason, Jim, and Joseph give props to the baddies who got away with it in the end. Joseph is shocked when he realizes the mob isn't the good guys. Jim warns everyone that his Morgan Freeman impression has the upper hand. Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, "What's in the box"? Let's not bring race into this, Ahm…
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This episode's guy want to say bye to your guy. Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay respects to the master of deadpan, Charles Grodin. Chicken pepperoni and pecan pie. Jason hedges his odds with a bold strategy. Joseph reminisce his college days of dressing up like one of his favorite Grodin characters. The turn the show into a PSA for watching more Grodin …
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This episode has bush! Jason, Jim, and Joseph expose some of the best hard "R" rated movies. Chilled white Burgundy, a little caviar, and grass. Forget bareback riding. It is all about riding topless. Before Charles was in charge and Bibleman was preaching, they were two horny teenagers having fun. Joseph learns a lot from Porky's. Jim breaks down …
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This is a Whopper of an episode. Jason, Jim, and Joseph crown the best kings ever. Fleetwood Macrame! Whore! Norman Trollop! Jim reminisces on his first nip slip. Jim is forced to vote for Joseph’s top entry because his mother may be listening. It’s all about the onion rings. Which is Jason’s biggest disgrace: being kicked out of a Christian rock b…
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This episode eclipses all the others. Jason, Jim, and Joseph lament over the worst movies they watched all the way through. DEA! Jim astonishes everyone with his knowledge of eclipse themed songs. The start of the show surprises Jason (again). Jim recalls the movie that took the joy out of sex for him. Jason makes a plea for getting medals for watc…
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1. Why does Joseph like butter? 2. Why hasn't Jason tried to eat eggs like a real man yet? 3. Why doesn't it get any more romantic than watching dogs eat according to Jim and Joseph? Those questions and more are answered in Episode 216 when the Crispy Coated Robots talk about The Best Food On Film!由Jim Kovacik - Jason Meeker - Joseph Johnson
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This episode may cause trauma and require counseling. Jason, Jim, and Joseph break out of the bubble to talk about classic made-for-TV movies. One word: Buttafuco! Ah, the 70s! When date rape and incest were considered family entertainment. Jason makes a case for the hotter Amy Fisher. South Carolina is destroyed without anyone noticing Before Chuc…
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This episode is done without wearing a shirt. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best movies about musicians. Jim praises Jason's rendition of "So Bad" being so good. Joseph Johnson: A fair bigot. Jason 4th pick is great! Too bad Joseph won't let him talk about it. Bologna and boners. Jim admits that he does not like factoids in his pop music.…
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This episode has flesh wounds, hamsters, and elderberries. Jason, Jim and Joseph launch some of the best medieval weapons scenes in movies. Joseph Johnson – Car Destroyed The boys perform a hat trick by offending the French, historians, and moviegoers. Jim offers a connection theory between medieval weapons and sodomy. Captain Picard looks so good …
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This episode should have been about Sexy Space Ladies. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list the best movie scenes from other planets. By Grabthar’s hammer, what a savings. In space, no one looked at what teenage Jim was doing while watching Sigourney Weaver. Carbon-freezing old friends goes well with the smoothness of Colt 45. Jim: The Last Airbender? Earwo…
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Jason, Jim, and Joseph dream of a better world when the Academy awarded the right Oscar nominations. Can you believe Brando lost to a mediocre performance by Bogart? "Stella!" How is Alvy Singer preferable to C3PO? Who is sleeping Au Buffo? Why is Jason is mad as hell and he’s not going to take it anymore? Which actor should have won for the Big F’…
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This episode has booty sweat! Jason, Jim, and Joseph introduce the best opening scenes in a movie. Buckle up! You’re in for a surprise! Joseph surprises Jim and Jason with Valentine’s gifts! Jim describes his first experience with porn at a school’s book fair. Jason pleads a case for the ethics of criminality. Inca-Dinka -Do. I’m an Inca too! So ma…
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This episode wants a lollipop. Jason, Jim, and Joseph prescribe the best TV series to watch while recovering. It's not fair! There was time now. Time to do another Burgess Meredith impression. Don't make Jason laugh. He may throw out his back. Baby, you got a stew going. Nothing puts you to sleep faster than Ice T complaining about murders. How can…
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This episode allows you yo go to the movies... by yourself. Jason, Jim, and Joseph take solace in offer the list of best comfort movies. The NFL angers Jason, makes Joseph cry, and allows Jim to do more impressions. Nothing brings Jason more comfort than Christopher Walken and Russion Roulette. Julius Erving, a great athlete, but even greater actor…
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This episode has music that goes well with salad dressing. Jason, Jim, and Joseph offer the best movie soundtracks ever assembled. Bow, bow, bow , bow bow... Joseph insults strippers with Purple Rain. So many songs about running. No one puts Jason in the corner. Why is the Coal Minor's Daughter singing R&B? Why don't cowboys sing Swahili and more i…
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It’s Episode 206! Best Winter Scenes in Movies and TV! BRRRRRRR! It takes 57 hours to listen to “The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich” on Audible. How far is Joseph into this historical saga? Why isn’t cannibalism funny anymore? Jim answers the most important question, “Is Patrick Schwarzenegger a good actor?” Can Jason do a William Shatner imperso…
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This episode has a lucky frame! Jason, Jim and Joseph roll out some of the best bowling scenes in movies and TV. Jason raves over the amazing Klingon choir. Grease 2 - a great film, but not good enough for the two screens at the Humble Theater. Jim talks about his favorite things in life: bowling, milkshakes, and Daniel Day Lewis. Joseph and Jason …
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The episode that will slap those teeth straight. Jason, Jim, and Joseph the best TV series of the year. Wookie porn for family entertainment. Joseph discovers Mario Bothers wasn't based on a true story. Jason laments about his beloved Jets. Jim announces his upcoming Tunnels Tour in Houston. Why can't Jim get past the first episode of The Marvelous…
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The episode about a powerful force unleashed upon the world. Jason, Jim, and Joseph gush over the best films of 2023. Joseph admits to abusing his friends with texts of movie reviews. The ‘pro sex” films reign supreme in 2023. Jason let’s out his inner Cage. Dutch Ovens and Umpaloompas. Jason turns Jim and Joseph into Swifties. The boys are super e…
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The episode with “Zee Breakdancing”. Jason, Jim, and Joseph rattle off things they are looking forward to in the new year. Jim is shunned by Joseph for not remembering his birthday. Jason and Joseph nerd out over calendars, eclipses, and jingoistic sporting events. Jim and Jason are possessed by the ghost of Maurice Chevalier. Dune 2: More worms an…
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The episode with a "rock n roll attitude". Jason, Jim, and Joseph take on the task of listing the best holiday scenes in movies and television. Joseph reveals the real reason he is obsessed with watching It's a Wonderful Life multiple times each year. Jim describes the week in college he and Joseph lived in Bizarro World. Jason admits to learning t…
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Episode 200: “Prepare to be pelted!” Jim, Joseph, and George debate the Top 5 Romantic Comedies and they nostalgically weigh in on toys from the past. · What does Joseph consider the most dangerous toy he ever owned? · How does Sandra Bullock identify Peter Gallagher when he’s in a coma? · What was the first movie that Jim went on a date with his f…
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Episode 199: “So it all started when I ran over a Happy Meal toy in my car…” Jim, Joseph, and George offer the best musical duos and their Top 5 Personal Holiday Traditions. · A Hall & Oates bass player sighting by the Stu. Co. · Is George a Closet Eggnog-ist? · Why did Henry Kissinger hat The Captain and Tennille? · What is Joaquin Phoenix’s favor…
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Episode 198: “I had all my hate ready to pour onto this movie.” Jim, Joseph, and George reveal their Top 4 movies of 2023 + one stinker. In a year that boasted the release of 180 full-length movies, which will make the cut · Did DC Comics finally crack the code for their feature films? · A sequel to Napoleon Dynamite? · Intermission controversy? · …
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Episode 197: “It’s like a wax museum with a pulse.” Jim, Joseph, and George tackle the Top 5 Guitar Solos of all-time while contemplating the best fictional restaurants in movies. · Kerri Russell turns pie into a Broadway play. · Why did Prince call Journey’s keyboardist? · Shenanigans’ floor plan and making desserts · The 3 versions of LET IT BE ·…
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Episode 195: “More blood, more nudity, more CGI-enhanced penises” For this episode the guys ‘battle it out’ in the debate arena for what is the Top 5 Gladiator stories in film and TV. Also considered is the best use of eyewear in film. · Michael Caine breaks out his old glasses from 1965. · Jim’s humiliating incident with John Lennon spectacles · T…
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Episode 194: “Wow! They have a hit song and they’re a cartoon!” Jim, Joseph, and George discuss songs with food in the title and the Top 5 appearances of motorcycles in film. · Grunge piano and cornflakes · At age 26, who was the first person to win an Oscar for a musical score? · Which quirky pop song inspired John Lennon to return to recording af…
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Episode 193: “Life is too short to spend time crushing graham cracker crusts.” Jim, Joseph, and George debate the Top 5 Movies directed by Ridley Scott. Also discussed are the best chocolate-centric foods. · What was the first ice cream flavor? · What chocolate dessert did French painter Toulouse Lautrec create/invent? · Russell Crowe on a stamp? ·…
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Episode 192: “Once a beanbag chair is punctured, you just have to move away and burn the house down to the ground.” For this episode the boys discuss spy characters (that are NOT James Bond) and best chairs. · Actor/comedian Steve Martin writes an intense terrorist/spy flick that’s not a comedy. · Richard Chamberlain or Matt Damon? · Grace Slick ge…
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Episode 191: “The Essence of Pickles” Jim, Joseph, and George debate pop songs ‘hijacked’ by the movies they were featured in. Also discussed is the worst use/misuse of condiments on foods. · Why is Jon Heder so sweaty? · Was Ned Ryerson behind GROUNDHOG DAY all along? · “I’ve created with my own mouth breadsticks.” · Jim’s first “Food Betrayal” by…
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Episode 190: “The Burst Episode… Where’s the Tylenol?” In this show, the boys compare their Top 5 Movie Outbursts and the best Starburst flavors. · Fay Dunaway for mother of the year? · How did actor Gene Wilder startle Joseph and Jim? · “This is no longer a vacation—this is a quest… a quest for fun!” · Can you roast marshmallows with plastic coat …
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Episode 189: “I don’t like the panties drying on the rod.” Jim, Joseph, and George review their picks for best movies about music; they also debate the Top hand coverings. · Learn the origin of Jazz Hands/Jazz Head. · Michelle Pfeiffer is not faking it. · What did Tom Hanks do to pass the time during the Forest Gump press tour? · What was the first…
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Episode 188: “Not a lot of people have basements in California.” Jim, Joseph, and George debate the best of the best single appearances by an actor/actress in film, and the Top 5 songs · What did Paul Simon’s Julio do that was against the law? · Roger Miller’s contaminated genius becomes the abomination known as the Hamster Dance. · Producer Phil R…
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Episode 187: “You don’t get a lot of sympathy for the Germans in these movies.” Jim, Joseph, and George review and discuss the best War Movies, and schoolyard games. · When is a horse a pig? · How does Shakespeare upset a WWII epic? · Which childhood game dates back to the 4th century? · Learn of all of Jim’s basketball exploits. · Which podcast ho…
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Episode 186: “Yo-yos and donuts are similarly shaped.” The guys discuss the Top 5 Breaking Glass moments in TV and Movies. Also debated are the best yo-yo tricks. · What is the longest yo-yo spin duration on record? · How did karate kicking The Fonz launch Tom Hanks’ movie career? · There’s not enough Yo-yo moments in 3-D movies. · Why is Jan-Micha…
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Episode 185: “Who doesn’t get excited about a bloated animal carcass?” Jim, Joseph, and George debate their Top 5 favorite movies that take place in Joseph’s home state of Louisiana. The best police radio codes are also discussed. · How dumb of a detective are you if you can’t figure out that you were hired by the devil? · How can you tell if the s…
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Episode 184 Best Bomb Movie & Pop Song in Animated Film Should this show just be called the Shrek Show? In this week’s episode, the guys explode with rants and raves over the best bomb movies and pop songs used in animated films, all while verifying, “Howard the Duck is Awful." What act of terrorism involved the band Sparks playing in the backgroun…
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Episode 183: “Bongos and creepy sci-fi… What more could one want?” In this show the boys delve into the world of incidental stinger music/musical cues on television shows and proudly promote their favorite female SNL characters. · Did the Nintendo Wii steal Gilligan’s Island Walking Music? · Was Cesar Romero just phoning it in by not shaving his mo…
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Episode 182: “Mr. Johnson’s Opus: That’s Dumbass Tape!” Jim, Joseph, and George discuss best teacher roles in film and TV. Also debated are the best songs about cars. · What is the easiest Springsteen song to play saxophone to? · Della Reese buys a Lincoln for her drummer/band leader’s birthday. · How many years has Joseph taught in the public scho…
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Episode 181: “When the acting in the videogame is better than in the movie there’s a problem!” In this episode Jim, Joseph, and George debate the Top 5 Live-Action movies/TV shows inspired by videogames; and the second topic: Best Stamps. · Which podcast host sported the ‘Dutch-Boy’ haircut back in school? · The ‘Fat Elvis’ vs ‘Thin Elvis’ Bill Cli…
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Episode 180: “Sometimes I have the impulse to drive into the oncoming traffic on the highway.” Jim, Joseph, and George reveal their favorite Christopher Walken film roles and songs about walking. · Why is Johnny Cash humming? · What is the first song of his that songwriter Sting says that he heard a stranger singing in an elevator? · How did Mel Br…
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Episode 179: “Thanks for the memories…” Jim, Joseph, and George discuss their favorite movies in which the plot centers around memory loss. What are the best historic fast food promotions? · What does MLM & FFP stand for? · Which promo is Joseph’s favorite loyalty rewards program? · Why is amnesia comedy gold? · What was the last movie Jim saw befo…
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