Tina’s SON is a bit of a TROUBLEMAKER in SCHOOL, but he’s still a GOOD kid at HEART…RIGHT? Well, Dean, the PROFESSIONAL classroom BULLY, calls Tina to let her know her SON is MISBEHAVING AGAIN…So this time he’s going in the BOX until he learns his LESSON! Will Tina approve of Dean’s IN-THE-BOX thinking?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/list…

Bob and his WIFE just MOVED, but the MOVERS were LATE, took TOO LONG, & LOST a bunch of JEWELRY! Well, Dean, the delivery DELINQUENT, calls Bob to say working LATE means OVER-TIME so let’s talk MONEY! Will Bob CRACK under the PRESSURE?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

David’s dogs BARK, but not ALL THE TIME, but according to his neighbor ONCE it TOO MUCH! Well, Dean, the LEWD landlord, calls David to say Dean and David’s neighbor have become GOOD FRIENDS, if you KNOW what I MEAN, and those dogs are keeping Dean’s HEAD OUT of the GAME! Will Dean have to get some EAR PLUGS?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com…

Matt had the CITY out to TRAP and REMOVED 7 RACOONS from his HOUSE, and he thought the SERVICE was FREE! Well, Rog, the CITY WORKER from HELL, calls to let Matt know that taking those RACCOONS away costs $100 a POP! So, either Rog needs some MONEY from Matt TODAY, or else Matt’s gonna have 7 FUZZY new ROOMMATES! How HAIRY does this CALL get?! Liste…

Henry just put in a brand-new SPRINKLER SYSTEM, and he even went through the proper channels and got APPROVAL from the CITY…Or so he THOUGHT! Rog, the RENEGADE city planner, calls Henry to let him know he needs a PERMIT to put in that SPRINKLER, and since he doesn’t have one, he has to pull it ALL OUT and START AGAIN! How long will it take until He…

Lori’s had to RE-SIGN her MORTGAGE DOCUMENTS 3 TIMES and she’s had it ENOUGH! Well, Dean, the FINANCIAL FIEND, calls Lori to let her know she’s going to have to sign her paperwork…AGAIN! Oh, and by the way, there’s a $250 FEE to PROCESS IT! How much of Dean’s SPECIAL CUSTOMER SERVICE can Lori TAKE?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati…

Anna’s SON got into a FIGHT with another BOY in the neighborhood, and the FIGHTING KIDS led to FIGHTING PARENTS! Rog, the other boy’s DAD, calls Anna to say her SON may have STARTED IT, but he’s here to FINISH IT! How HEATED does this call get?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.由Houston's Eagle

Molly got a new MERCEDES, but the DEALERSHIP gave her the wrong LICENSE PLATE, so the COPS thought she STOLE IT! Well, Dean, the CONDESCENDING customer service rep, calls to ask Molly to RATE her SERVICE and to CHARGE her some extra HIDDEN FEES too! How much of Dean’s CRAP will Molly TAKE?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Martha has 7 HORSES on her 5-ACRE PROPERTY and they all have plenty of ROOM and plenty of HAY, or so she THOUGHT! Rog, the RUDE Humane Society REP, calls Martha to let her know owning 5 ACRES means you can ONLY have 5 HORSES! So, either she EVACUATES 2 of her EQUINES FAST or Rog will be RUSTLING them HIMSELF! Will Martha be able to HOLD all her HOR…

James used a CHECK to pay for a TRUCK REPAIR, but the SHOP says they never GOT IT, and he’s been FIGHTING it for WEEKS! Well, Rog, the SENSITIVE sales rep, calls James to try and sort things out, but James is not feeling very COOPERATIVE! Will this call bring TEARS to YOUR eyes, or ROG’S?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Mark’s EX left him some FURNITURE that’s getting REPOSSESSED! Well, Dean, Mark’s LANDLORD, calls to say the REPO guys are here for the FURNITURE, but after hearing about DEADBEAT MARK, Dean’s thinking of adding an EVICTION to Mark’s REPOSSESSION! Will Mark have a POT to PEE IN after Dean’s done with him?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf…

Karen has been FIGHTING a HOSPITAL BILL for 7 MONTHS, and the DOCS even called a COLLECTION AGENCY on her! Well, Dean, calling from desk 842, is here to listen, in DETAIL, to ALL of Karen’s problems…And then completely IGNORE them and demand she SHUT UP and PAY UP! Will this call put Karen BACK in the HOSPITAL?! See omnystudio.com/listener for priv…

Lance’s NEW HARLEY is ORDERED, on the WAY, and he’s ready to RIDE! Well, Rog, the SLIMY SALESMAN, calls Lance to say his BIKE got WRECKED during an ACCIDENT while in ROUTE, but not to WORRY, there will only be a SHORT DELAY of 8 MONTHS before they can get ANOTHER ONE to him! Will Lance have to BUST some HEADS to get his BUSTED BIKE?! See omnystudio…

Regina’s COMPUTER was BUSTED so she sent it away for 3 MONTHS to get FIXED, but it came back still BROKEN! Well, Dean, the KING of CUSTOMER SERVICE, calls Regina to ask how SATISFIED she is with her NON-FUNCTIONING computer, oh and by the way there’s a $49 STORAGE FEE for the 3 MONTHS it was here NOT getting FIXED! How HEATED does this Call get?! S…

Tony’s WIFE ran into a WALL leaving the GALLERIA PARKING LOT, busting up her TRUCK almost as much as the CONCRETE! Well, Dean, the master MASON, calls Tony to say his wife’s CRAPPY DRIVING is going to COST him $800 to REPLACE the WALL she SMASHED! How do we get from BROKEN WALLS to BROKEN BONES?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Shannon got back from a TRIP, but the AIRLINE didn’t get her LUGGAGE to her until 1AM, without even letting her know they were COMING! Well, Dean, the KING of COURTESY, calls to tell Shannon she’s on the HOOK for an $89 fee for the “SPECIAL LATE-NIGHT COURIER” they had to HIRE for HER! Will Shannon have to PAY UP?! See omnystudio.com/listener for p…

It's Dean & Rog's INFAMOUS Birthday Scam! Who are they driving CRAZY today?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.由Houston's Eagle

Someone CLONED Martin’s BUSINESS PHONE a while ago, but he thought the TROUBLE was BEHIND HIM. Well, Dean, the phoneline PHONY, calls to accuse Martin of CLONING his OWN PHONE! And until Dean gets things figured out, he’s shutting off Martin’s SERVICE! Will Martin HAVE a PHONE to be SCAMMED ON?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Pam’s WINDSHIELD WIPERS keep STOPPING RANDOMLY, but she got them fixed under WARRANTY, so no worries RIGHT?! Well, Rog the Roughneck repairman, calls Pam to say WARRANTY or NOT, she owes him $190…Maybe she just needs a MAN to explain it to her! Will Pam be calling her Lawyer after getting off with the GUYS?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy …

April cut though a PARKING LOT under CONSTRUCTION and got into a BIG ARGUMENT with the WORKERS! Well, Rog the CONDESCENDING contractor, calls to tell April not only did she DISTRACT his DUDES with her CRAPPY DRIVING, but she’s also going to have to PAY to have the lot REPAINTED! Will this call DE-CONSTRUCT April’s SANITY?! See omnystudio.com/listen…

Scott put together a HOMEMADE boat port out of PVC PILE and TARPS, and it’s just as BEAUTIFUL as it sounds! Well, Rog, the HOA HITMAN, calls to say either Scott’s pile of CRAP goes TODAY, or Scott does! How HEATED does this call get?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.由Houston's Eagle

Dean & Rog's infamous Birthday Scam, who are they driving crazy TODAY?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.由Houston's Eagle

Audrey’s been having SERIOUS ISSUES with the company handling her CAR PAYMENTS, and every time she calls them to settle things, they put her on HOLD! Well, Dean, the collection SPECIALIST, calls Aubrey to put things right, RIGHT NOW…Oh, wait could you HOLD PLEASE! Will Audrey’s PATIENCE be put to the ULTIMATE TEST?! See omnystudio.com/listener for …

Tonya’s SISTER borrowed her CREDIT CARD and ran up a $1,400 tab, but Tonya only got $140 BACK from the CREDIT PEOPLE! Well, Dean, the KING of CUSTOMER SERVICE, calls to tell Tonya her card is HER CARD, and she can’t be LOANING it out whenever she WANTS! How much will Dean DING Tonya’s CREDIT RATING?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat…

The one and ONLY Dean & Rog Birthday Scam! What crazy CRAP will they get up to this time?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.由Houston's Eagle

Dean & Rog's infamous Birthday Scam, who are they driving crazy TODAY?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.由Houston's Eagle

The one and ONLY Dean & Rog Birthday Scam! What crazy CRAP will they get up to this time?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.由Houston's Eagle

Bonnie’s CAR got BACK INTO in a DRIVE THRU, and when she left the SCENE, the person at FAULT was taking the BLAME! Well, Rog, the big bad INSURANCE MAN, calls to tell Bonnie being BACK INTO is somehow HER FAULT, so she’s on the hook for ALL the REPAIRS! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

The one and ONLY Dean & Rog Birthday Scam! What crazy CRAP will they get up to this time?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.由Houston's Eagle

Nathan has been getting a monthly BOX of CIGARS in the mail that BELONGS to the PREVIOUS owner of his NEW place…But old Nate decided to KEEP and SMOKE them instead of FORWARDING them! Well, Rog, the cigar CONNOISSEUR, calls to tell Nathan the free ride’s OVER…and now he OWES Rog for EACH box of STOGIES he’s SMOKED! How far will Rog GO to get his CI…

Wednesday on the Celebrity Birthday Scam, Emily works at a HEALTH CLUB, so she’s dealt with people at their BEST and their WORST…But nothing like THIS! Today, ANNE NICHOLE SMITH calls Emily looking for some help LOSING WEIGHT and a BUDDY to do a PORN WITH! Is Emily DOWN with Anne’s kind of EXERCISE?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat…

Chris drives a SEPTIC TRUCK and sometimes he parks it in his neighborhood OVERNIGHT when he wants to save a TRIP! Well, Rog, the NIGHTMARE next-door, calls Chris to say he must have CRAP for BRAINS if he thinks no one can SMELL his POOP TRUCK…So either it GOES, or Chris DOES! How HARD does Rog PUSH things this time?! See omnystudio.com/listener for…

Dusty’s leasing a place with a DEACTIVATED security system put in by the previous owners, but even though it doesn’t WORK he’s still getting BILLS for it! Well, security expert Dean calls Dusty to say the SYSTEM is working just FINE, heck Dean can see Dusty RIGHT NOW talking to him on the phone in his UNDERPANTS! Will Dusty have to PAY for the PRIV…

Al had his ENGINE BLOCK replaced, but the SHOP did some EXTRA WORK for FREE, so Al thought he made out like a BANDIT! Well, Rog, the Customer Service SUPERSTAR, calls to tell Al NOTHING’S free in this world, so his FREERIDE is OVER! Will Rog give Al a BREAK or a HEART-ATTACK?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Jack used an AUTOMATED PARKING LOT downtown, but when he tried to PAY the machine was FROZEN, so he thought he got to park for FREE! Well, Dean, the PUSHY parking attendant, calls to say just because it was THEIR FAULT Jack couldn’t pay doesn’t mean JACK to Dean! How does this call about PARKING PAYMENTS get way too PERSONAL way too FAST?! See omny…

Wednesday on the Celebrity Birthday Scam, Monica works in PEST CONTROL, so she knows how to deal with CREEPY CRAWLIES and CREEPY CUSTOMERS, but nothing like THIS! Today a VERY friendly ALF calls Monica with a ROACH problem, but instead of asking HER to take THEM OUT…ALF askes Monica OUT for a night on the COUCH! Will the LITTLE HAIRY ALIEN get LUCK…

Michelle’s KEY FOB stopped working 2 days after she got her BRAND-NEW CAR, she got it fixed, but the NEXT DAY it died AGAIN! Well, Rog, the KING of CONDESCENSION, calls from the service department to tell Michelle she just doesn’t understand CARS…Maybe she should ask her HUSBAND! How does Michelle like Rog’s special brand of “customer service”?! Se…

Dennis’ SON got into a no-fault CAR ACCIDENT at SCHOOL, but the kids decided to not get the INSURANCE INVOLVED! Well, PAPA BEAR Dean calls Dennis to say his car is NEWER and BETTER so insurance or NOT Dennis is paying for Dean’s DENT! How HEATED does this call get?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Arin had a WILD NIGHT getting DRUNK at a MOTEL that he can’t really REMEMBER! Well, Rog, the Hotel’s HOTHEAD, calls to say Arin DESTROYED Rog’s Grandma’s beautiful PAINTING on his DRUNKEN TIRADE and he’s on the HOOK for $560 to replace it! Will this call be Arin’s perfect PICTURE of PAIN?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Jake got some LAB WORK done recently and thought that if he IGNORED the BILL his INSURANCE would take care of it! Well, Dean, the BIG BAD insurance man, calls to say they covered MOST of it, but Jake STILL owes $9.38…And he better SHUT UP and PAY UP or else his coverage is CANCELLED! Who will BLINK first in this CLAIMS conundrum?! See omnystudio.co…

Wednesday on the Celebrity Birthday Scam, Angela works at the BANK, and since she’s dealing with OTHER people’s MONEY, customer service is KEY! Well, TODAY, the always UNPREDICTABLE Mel Gibson thinks poor Angela OWES him some CASH…And you DEFINITELY DON’T want to MESS with MEL’S MONEY! Will Angela be able to keep her COOL?! See omnystudio.com/liste…

Natasha is a bit artsy, so she has a bunch of HOMEMADE WIND CHIMES in her backyard that she’s VERY proud of! Well, Rog, the NIGHTMARE neighbor next door, calls Natasha to say her wind chimes are LOUD, UGLY, and OBNOXIOUS and she needs to take them DOWN before he comes over there does it HIMSELF! How does Natasha handle Rog’s thoroughly UNCONSTRUCTI…

Dena was OVER CHARGED 3 times for a POOL TABLE, and she’s just about at the end of her ROPE! Well, Dean, the Customer service Cretin, calls to say if she doesn’t PAY UP Dean and his boys will have to REPOSSESS it! How far does Dean go to get his MONEY?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

On Wednesday’s Celebrity Birthday Scam, Nichole works at a SHOE STORE so she knows how to figure out what customers WANT, but THIS CALL will put her PEOPLE SKILLS to the ULTIMATE TEST! TODAY, Ozzy Osbourne, the MUMBLY Prince of Darkness, calls poor Nichole looking for SOMETHING but is sure isn’t SHOES! Will Nichole need a TRANSLATOR fluent in OZZY …

Jerod’s neighborhood has a NEW garbage pickup company, and they just can’t get the TRASH picked up ON TIME, so sometimes Jerod leaves his trash can out for the next day. Well, Rog, the HOA rep from HELL, calls to say Jerod needs to start taking in his trash EACH day or else he needs to START looking for a new place to LIVE! How much TROUBLE can one…

It's Dean & Rog's infamous Birthday Scam! Who's getting SCAMMED today? Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.由Houston's Eagle

Wednesday on the Celebrity Birthday Scam, Dave works at a BANK so people FREAKING OUT about their FINANCES is nothing new, but this call might be too much for him to HANDLE! The famously FRANTIC Shia Labeouf is on the line, he’s lost his MONEY, and he wants it BACK, but he’s not feeling very HELPFUL! Will Dave FIND Shia’s ACCOUNT or LOSE his MIND?!…

Adam stayed at a NO PETS ALLOWED Air BnB, but snuck his DOG in anyway, what a REBAL! Well, Dean, the Air BnB BUTT-HEAD, calls to say he KNOWS about the DOG because of his HIDDEN SPY CAMERAS in the living room, kitchen, and of course BEDROOM! How personal does this CREEPY CALL get?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Tonya’s car Dashboard has BUBBLES all over it like the thing has have been on FIRE! But no need to worry it’s under WARRANTY…Right? Well, Rog, the RENEGADE REPAIRMAN, calls to say Tonya’s ugly GLASS HEART, which she had hanging from her rear-view mirror, caught the sun and caused the damage, so warranty or NOT, she’s on the hook for the PAYMENT! Ho…

Rachel still has her Christmas DOORMAT out because SHE likes it, and no one can SEE it RIGHT? Well Rog, the Springtime GRINCH, calls Rachel to say the HOA sees ALL…and it’s time for her TACKY doormat to be PUT AWAY! How does Rog go from PUSHY to PERVY in record time?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…