*Voted Buffalo’s Best Podcast in 2022, 2023 & 2024!* We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe “Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Bi ...
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Ladies room talk! And buying old stuff from the Buffalo Bills stadium: how far would you go?!由Fully Functional Parents
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Our kids are going nuts and we’re tracking it! And our house is much nicer inside than out!由Fully Functional Parents
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Male birds and their showy colors! And you should sleep more, you idiot.由Fully Functional Parents
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And hand gestures are really quite stupid!!由Fully Functional Parents
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Join us for the party of the year!由Fully Functional Parents
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We enjoy another stranger’s bar mitzvah on YouTube! And I’m bad at using remotes! And David loves a lady in pearls!!(A rerun from our second season!)由Fully Functional Parents
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And theme songs! And AI!!由Fully Functional Parents
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And I love grandpuppies too! But I hate murderously Biden!?由Fully Functional Parents
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Do it with us now! And promote our podcast. Share it with at least three people a week or DIE!!由Fully Functional Parents
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And the story of Left Eye Lopez is sadder than I thought. Maybe don’t listen to this episode…由Fully Functional Parents
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More LinkedIn lies! And what girls wear!!!由Fully Functional Parents
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Rerun Saturday from our first season! Listen to that opening!!!由Fully Functional Parents
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Why Enrique doesn’t take off that hat! And homemade chocolate treat?!由Fully Functional Parents
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And we visit Canada! And it’s New Years Eve!!由Fully Functional Parents
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David’s got one true love!!由Fully Functional Parents
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A car chase witnessed only by me! And Dave and Leo go to the game!由Fully Functional Parents
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And college kids being jerks to townies! And check out David’s company: Local Landmarks!! You’ll be glad you did!由Fully Functional Parents
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And he’s gonna dominate!! Cause it’s as easy as it looks!And I miss Stratego! Anyone have it and I can borrow it?由Fully Functional Parents
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Cause I can’t stop eating Chex Mix!! I can’t stop! And did you know I’m actually two people?! David fills my head with nonsense about how cool that is- and I eat it up!!由Fully Functional Parents
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You decide! And will you ever come over for dinner again?由Fully Functional Parents
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And I can’t wink back!由Fully Functional Parents
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Not really but maybe someday?!由Fully Functional Parents
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David screws up his job! Big time!!由Fully Functional Parents
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I can’t handle the gossip! And how do you prepare for an interview? Well, first you PREPARE!!由Fully Functional Parents
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Cause our kids grow up too fast! And enjoy it all! Cause our ancestors didn’t get the same chance. Learn about them and your family’s past, it’ll give you perspective and will scare you into a great life!! And yes, chocolates for Valentine’s Day!由Fully Functional Parents
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And stinky crotches! And responding too quickly to a text!由Fully Functional Parents
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And Presidents’ Day!! And wooden teeth!由Fully Functional Parents
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And the butt silencer! Be careful, we talk like 5 year olds about bodily functions, you sure you want to hear this?!由Fully Functional Parents
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A proposed art project! And David finds a treasure!由Fully Functional Parents
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Ladies room gross outs, AirPods are a sign of a jerk? And holiday shopping is for the birds!由Fully Functional Parents
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And judging bad drivers!!由Fully Functional Parents
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David’s incredible bizness idea! Get in line, the wait will be worth it!由Fully Functional Parents
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Work holiday parties abound!! And do we like em? Don’t think so!由Fully Functional Parents
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And don’t think for one second that a Thanksgiving would pass without complaints about the food! And should we embarrass our kids? Yes! And no, you can’t chew celery to lose weight!由Fully Functional Parents
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And no complaining about my complaining: garlic hands!!由Fully Functional Parents
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I barely got out alive!And where is Thunderfingers now?And my mom killed my birds.由Fully Functional Parents
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Would he not know how to do it otherwise? And gross findings on our lawn!由Fully Functional Parents
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Thankful for many things! Not ALL things but many things!!由Fully Functional Parents
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David is a recess monitor during a Category 4 hurricane! And Katie’s there too!由Fully Functional Parents
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Catching puke, relationship coaching, the Lottery: we’ve got room to improve!由Fully Functional Parents
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Female prison guards fall in love too easily! And once again, Billy Joel impresses!!First season?!由Fully Functional Parents
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Let me tell you how it went!由Fully Functional Parents
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And no complaining about my complaining: wife version!由Fully Functional Parents
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And that time David’s parents wore Nix the Shiks shirts!由Fully Functional Parents
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Using Jergens liberally! And no Xmas decor until AFTER Thanksgiving!!由Fully Functional Parents
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Watch Nobody Wants This on Netflix! It’s good! And we know the number one stupid human sign! And David’s incredible mathematical theory!!由Fully Functional Parents
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Why are people always abandoning their shoes?!由Fully Functional Parents
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A double episode of morning talk!由Fully Functional Parents
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And she’s going to work!由Fully Functional Parents
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A trip to NYC and pickle sucking!由Fully Functional Parents
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