We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe “Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam ”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - J ...
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Morning talk! We tell you things about these three men that are not facts!由Fully Functional Parents
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And dating adults in high school?! Gross!!由Fully Functional Parents
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A little Mystery Science Theater!由Fully Functional Parents
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And sweaty backs?! And bad super powers!由Fully Functional Parents
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Cause he’s straight out of a bodice ripper! And the last time Lunch Lad will report?!由Fully Functional Parents
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From our FIRST season! You can hear the fireplace crackling! Enjoy!!由Fully Functional Parents
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And the great saw acquisition of 2024! David’s finds on Facebook Marketplace!由Fully Functional Parents
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And my delicate hands! And David’s parents’ fear of the… rain!!由Fully Functional Parents
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She really did very little… and David has photo albums made!!由Fully Functional Parents
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And renaming our house: Red Oaks! And bumper stickers!!由Fully Functional Parents
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A bunch of stupid stuff! And some really really deep stuff too.由Fully Functional Parents
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Rerun Saturday! Is our future capri pants and golf shirts? And what do you think about time travel, High Grant and Colin Firth? And accidentally thinking about Rollergirl’s kid sister!由Fully Functional Parents
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He bops to the music and he ain’t nuts! And a gross story from David’s youth! And Chinese Fire Drills: offensively named but fascinating?!由Fully Functional Parents
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And AI is our future! Let me teach you all about it! (Psych!)!由Fully Functional Parents
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And Adam Sandler’s voice!由Fully Functional Parents
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Memories that I thought were meh were good!由Fully Functional Parents
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And I AM Phoebe!由Fully Functional Parents
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Rerun Sunday! Marketing geniuses have convinced you to eat crap and to feed your kids crap!! Way to go, marketing geniuses!!由Fully Functional Parents
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If Kamala is doing it, I’m doing it!!由Fully Functional Parents
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And has a kid ever stared through you?!由Fully Functional Parents
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The best worst game show ever! And changes to the u-scan?!由Fully Functional Parents
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Brand names all the way for FFP! And our kids are nice to each other!由Fully Functional Parents
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Remember when I was diagnosed with cancer? remember that thing growing on our kid’s neck? Remember when our kid had a seizure? What a year!!Oh and David’s too helpful! Stop helping, David!!由Fully Functional Parents
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A-A-Ron!! Learn all about an issue David is facing! And how spray deodorant just can’t cut it!And the Zanket! It’s patented, don’t steal our ideas, Uncommon Goods!!由Fully Functional Parents
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And I was a townie!!由Fully Functional Parents
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And wine people! And discount beverages! And AI assistants suck!由Fully Functional Parents
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And where did Aunt Susan’s casserole go?!由Fully Functional Parents
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Reason #976 why David is incredible! And where did that sock come from?!由Fully Functional Parents
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Another double episode! Cause I went to a conference!由Fully Functional Parents
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And who cares about flouride?由Fully Functional Parents
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And Velcro gets a bad rap!由Fully Functional Parents
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Cracklin Oat Bran and Donuts!由Fully Functional Parents
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Remember that time David took a bunch of 9 year olds to the Bandits game?由Fully Functional Parents
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We ramble all the time! And we’re good at it! And we don’t know what adverbs are!!由Fully Functional Parents
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You know you’ve been there! And more corporate America stuff!由Fully Functional Parents
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Lyric Lowdown! And the future of advertising!由Fully Functional Parents
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Reconsider Your Words! (Again!)由Fully Functional Parents
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And how to cheat!由Fully Functional Parents
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I’m very filthy.由Fully Functional Parents
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It will sweep the nation!由Fully Functional Parents
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And do YOU have a wishing well in your yard?!由Fully Functional Parents
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Another guessing game that goes on too long!!由Fully Functional Parents
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And what’s your cell phone app pattern?!由Fully Functional Parents
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Roll with the changes you guys!由Fully Functional Parents
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Also known as…. And what’s the deal with mothballs?!由Fully Functional Parents
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He’s dead wrong! And Liz’s bike love!由Fully Functional Parents
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Check it! Cause it’s bad!由Fully Functional Parents
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And David hopes I want to wrestle him?!由Fully Functional Parents
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And we fight about the dishwasher again!由Fully Functional Parents
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