The world needs visionaries…teachers…leaders. But the world also needs this guy: Garner Andrews. A dude who barely graduated high school, talking about the intricacies of daily life. If you like hearing people talk in detail about things like...The best apple, boxes, and wigs, then this is the podcast for you.
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Sing it! "It's the least productive dayyy of the year." Happy Holidays.由Garner Andrews
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It's Festivus! Let's get into the holiday spirit.由Garner Andrews
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Did your parents ever leave you in the toy section while they shopped? A lot of this you can't do nowadays.由Garner Andrews
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Do you have what it takes to be a glove box hero? Most people do. That, and is there a right age for slippers? Let's discuss.由Garner Andrews
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Do you have an item in your closet that would be a tragedy to lose? A piece of emotional support clothing?由Garner Andrews
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What vehicles nowadays, do you think will be restored as ol' classics in the future?由Garner Andrews
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What makes you feel like a grown up? Let's discuss.由Garner Andrews
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Garner has more of your Porch Pirate stories to share, but keeps getting sidetracked by talking about his true passion... boxes. And we get visited by Greg the Poet who changes our lives for the better.由Garner Andrews
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It's Porch Pirate season... have you been a victim? Garner chats with people who have been burgled, and somehow we bring the One Chip Challenge back?由Garner Andrews
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Should you be nice to Siri, Google, Alexa, and AI when you ask them questions? Are best before dates a lie? How good are donuts? We'll answer all these questions and more on today's episode.由Garner Andrews
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We break down the worst Christmas songs ever, ask how to get away with not giving your partner gifts for Christmas, and get a "romantic text" that definitely wasn't meant for us.由Garner Andrews
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Are you good at craft sales!? Garner is having a hard time with the social contract of talking to vendors, and feeling obliged to buy something... so his wife kicked him out of a craft sale.由Garner Andrews
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Today we're talking about the weird things your algorithm brings.由Garner Andrews
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Are you proud of all the books you've read, or how fast you can type? Today we're talking about how nerdy we all are.由Garner Andrews
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What's something you've never tried? Or maybe tried too many times? That and we talk acts of kindness and life's mysteries.由Garner Andrews
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Everyone has garbage problems, no matter where you live. Let's talk about your garbage.由Garner Andrews
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Garner's wife made him a pretty sweet advent calendar. That and we discuss what you're hiding.由Garner Andrews
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Every province seems to be weird in it's own unique way. Let's discuss the oddities of your home town.由Garner Andrews
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What words are out of style? We're talking about the words that aren't in our vocabulary anymore, but should be!由Garner Andrews
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Today we're discussing the desire for a simple life. The feeling of watching countless videos of tiny apartment tours and wanting to throw everything you own away.... Or something like that.由Garner Andrews
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Are you a snow blower person? Should Garner become a snow blower person? That and we discuss your sweet work perks.由Garner Andrews
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Garner thinks "grown-up Lego" is stupid... Do you still built it as an adult? And Taylor comes up with a theme for your next house party...由Garner Andrews
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It's Radio Wiener Hour! We're sweeping up all the leftover bits and pieces of conversation, and making radio hot dogs. Delicious!We talk about that time you quit your job, replacing characters on TV shows, and giggling at the best shape of chicken nuggets.由Garner Andrews
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What's the oldest thing in your fridge? Hear about the families that have been passing down expired food for generations, and see if you have anything that will make the Expired Food Hall of Fame.由Garner Andrews
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Today Garner and Taylor are giggling about your carrots that look like pants, and getting creeped out by your spider stories. We're not sure how we got here either...由Garner Andrews
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A couple in Toronto needs lawyers to figure out who gets the Taylor Swift tickets in their divorce. Have you ever been stuck going to a concert, on a vacation, or in an awkward situation after you broke up with an ex? We're talking all about it由Garner Andrews
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Today we're visiting a story about a guy who faked his death and fled to Europe. That and Chantal is kinda weird about water...由Garner Andrews
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Today on the show we're talking about things that are underrated like fresh sheet day and Chantal's new socks. That, and have you ever been a viral sensation? Did you make any money?由Garner Andrews
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In Ontario right now there's a rise in butter theft. Have you seen it on the black market?由Garner Andrews
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Have you ever found a wallet? Do you return it? Be honest... No judgment here.由Garner Andrews
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Today we're talking about the weird things you've found hidden in your basement, maybe things in the walls. "Treasures" we'll say.由Garner Andrews
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We're talking about how often you swear, and who your favourite celebrity swearer is. That, and have you been thinking about changing your identity? Maybe becoming the guy who chews toothpicks or something? Let's discuss.由Garner Andrews
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Is it too early for eggnog? Also, Garner and Taylor answer some of your questions, about anything.由Garner Andrews
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Maybe you refuse the free samples at Costco, or maybe you notice things other people typically don't. What makes you feel smug?由Garner Andrews
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Garner was a victim of crime... A shoe crime.由Garner Andrews
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Did you get some good stuff in that Halloween bag of yours? Or maybe some weird stuff? Let's discuss.由Garner Andrews
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Let's continue talking about your sports trauma. That and is it too early for holiday lights?由Garner Andrews
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A lot of us carry around trauma from our sports days. Like Taylor, who scored a goal on his own team. He turned it around though!由Garner Andrews
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How often do you brush your teeth? Is once a day enough? That and KFC has an interesting new marketing tactic.由Garner Andrews
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Apparently you can be kicked out of book club! Who knew! That and we discuss where you met your sweetie.由Garner Andrews
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Garner talks about the time a scary movie bent your emotional frame, and left you with permanent damage. What movies are you still scared to watch? What's the scariest thing that's ever happened to you?由Garner Andrews
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Garner is now the elected President of Nachos. Also, there are some pretty niche magazines out there, let's talk about 'em!由Garner Andrews
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Did you parents wash your mouth with soap? Or maybe even hot sauce? We're talking about your childhood. Also, No Time to Shazam returns, and we touch on nacho etiquette.由Garner Andrews
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We're talking about free-range kids. The kids who were allowed to swear, maybe even smoke. That and No Time To Shazam returns!由Garner Andrews
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Today we're talking about merging, waving, and bumper stickers.由Garner Andrews
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Do you have a lot of roommates? Or maybe you've rented a strange "room" before? We're talking about your weird living arrangements.由Garner Andrews
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Do you have a forbidden lust for a certain vehicle? Maybe to others it's horrible but to you... It's perfect. <3由Garner Andrews
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Do you like Zoom calls or Facetime? It's not fun being camera ready. Speaking of, grab your stretchy sweatpants, it's Thanksgiving!由Garner Andrews
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Taylor Smith was the victim of a crime. How does it end? We'll find out.由Garner Andrews
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Crazy story: a 74-year-old guy fought off a bear in his house. We'll also dive into whether you, as an adult, still like dressing up for Halloween.由Garner Andrews
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