Just two fun-loving neurodivergent everyman, Max & Mike, making sense of this crazy world as Bro's do-- together. Expect: - The Most Hilarious Business Ideas You've ever heard ("Pegging for Vets", "Bucks for Cucks", "Bug Drugs", "Wrestling with Difficulties", "Baby Burgers", etc) - Rotating Comedic Segments ("Out in the Wild", "UnCancelled", "You know you have Autism when...", "Ideas for Going Viral", etc). - Max & Mike's Guide to Self-Pleasuring - And Tasteful does of Transphobia
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Hosted by comedians Ava Smartt and Arielle Isaac Norman, Gender Fluids is a podcast based out of Austin, Texas about the wilder and more grotesque elements of sex and gender. The goal of the podcast isn't to educate you, but you may just learn something while listening. So sit back, slip a butt plug in, and enjoy two friends talking about whatever happens to be on their perverted queer minds. Not for the faint of heart, weak of mind, or lame of soul!
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Ad Reads: IPads for Developmental Delays; Drunk Uncles Consulting. Max shits the Bus. Max shits on a job. Mike shits all over his landlords stairs. Other tales of glorious shit. The legend of Big Slam (and his run-ins with the Law). Max's extra dimensional Glory Hole idea: "Por-Tussy": Mussies, Bussy's, and more. One Business name: two very differe…
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Big thanks to our Sponsors: Euthanasia of the Homeless & Gaslighter Cool Aunt's & Uncle's that Listen to Gender Fluid. Max got Married; and holy shit, did it get weird... Uncles stealing Food at your wedding. Old people who Pee strange in public. HTDL: Hot Teacher Defense League. Dealing with Fatties on planes. Cousin's that JO your friends. Dead b…
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Max and Mike are back at it. Another hilarious ep. Ad Reads: Mighty Oak Penis Clinic. Extra Terresterial Girlfriend Experience. How are we not cancelled? Drunk Driving Stories from Hell. Cuckholds on Message Boards vs. Bar Fights. Our Singular Goal: Getting on Rogan (first: 200 downloads) Business Ideas: Tidal Wave Marketing. Blackface as a Service…
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Max and Mike are back at it. Big thanks to our Sponsors: "Pegging for Vets" & "WWD: Wrestling with Difficulties". Pet Peeves from the Spectrum: Playing-up for Sympathy. Go Fund Me's for the Mentally Ill. Strategies for going Viral. Having Bill Cosby on the Pod. Talking Jewish Faith with Mel Gibson. Business Ideas You Need to Hear. "Your Racist Neig…
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Episode 4 - Handjobs, MudWrestling, Wrestling with Differences, Baby Burgers, And So Much Other Goodness
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Max and Mike are joined by Brian - The Man with the Golden Dick. Big thanks to our Sponsors: Baby Burgers and TGV: The Gay Vaccine Lost Arts: Romance Languages, Handjobs, and Mud-Wrestling Niche porn recommendations from Cousins & Uncles Why White Collars jobs should encourage combat Adorable Black Babies and...White parents? You know you have Auti…
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Max and Mike are back at it. Today's Agenda: Our Sponsors: "Bug Drug's" & "Bucks for Cucks" You know you're old if you Jerked off to magazines Are Blood Donation Center's afraid of "gay blood"? Generation Gaps: Smear the Queer vs. a Good ole "Busey" Jerking so much you injure yourself; and then jerking more Blood donation Centers that give HJ's & V…
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Mike and Max crush this episode. Expect to learn: Ball of the Pod Names - Gender Fluid vs. Cousin Lover Amazing Business Ideas Drugs for Bugs Downs to Fuck Hidden Camera - Fake Sex Change Cum-on-me-titty (Community) First Handjobs for the Homeless vs. Squirters Prevent Shootings Handicap Ramps ("I'm talking half-pipe... I'm talking shooting them ou…
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Max and I Mike discuss the most important issues of our time, including: What podcast names honor both our autism, substance-abuse history, and minor Transphobia? Business ideas for Degenerates ("Pegging for Vets", "Cucking as a Service", etc.) Canadian Chicks with Dicks who break Women's Powerlifting records…
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We're back! In a new studio, and we're hitting the ground running. We talk bout someone cutting off and eating a guys penis, the legacy of Mr. Hands, tons of gay news stories, why Dylan Mulvaney blows and not in the fun way, and the Fetish of the Week is Stalag Fiction (post-war Nazi exploitation porn)!…
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The positions people take when dancing are super interesting, Ava has been banned from Tinder and just about every other dating app at this point, and the Fetish of the Week is twins (kinda).
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We have onlyfans and fansly accounts you should check out, what makes a pedophile, people don't think about being offended too much but we talk about it a bit, Arielle has a new woman in her life and we hear all about it, tittie transplants and dick transplants should be a thing and Arielle wants them, virtual reality sexual assault is a thing now …
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Dudes in the NBA definitely fucked during the 2020 quarantine season, Ava is starting to be more into submissive guys, Arielle is entering a Daddy phase, furries aren't in our school...yet...but we can hope, Kendrick Lamar's song Auntie Diaries is good and if you don't like it you're fuckin dumb, Arielle talks about passing as a woman, we read some…
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Ava's sister got married and it was amazing, we recorded a bit about late term aborions well before the Roe v Wade decision and it's even funnier now imo, we talk about onlyfans and how we interact with stuff like that, and the Fetish of the Week is Munging (ewe).
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Arielle saw a great billboard while driving in the middle of nowhere, Ava thinks you should have to tell the kids you are teaching that you are gay, Arielle played a game of spin the bottle with a whole lot of cool people and a couple lames, Ava hosted a badass orgy and is already planning another, Arielle gets used at a club and loves it, we resta…
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One benefit of us not seeing each other as often is when we do, we GO OFF. This is a long one, but such a good one.
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Lots of people ask us why we're still friends and you should listen to find out why, Arielle got everything she wanted from a dom in NYC, the Fetish of the Week we recorded got deleted so it's just GenderWiki W, also a bunch of other stuff.
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Arielle is going to NYC to do some shows and get dommed by a hottie with big boobs, castration comes up in several different contexts, consensual poly based eugenics may save the world according to Arielle, Himbos are wonderful and Ava wants one please, Gender Wiki V and you should go to our Patreon for the full segment, and the Fetish of the Week …
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Ava has a new idea on how to convert kids to being gay and trans, we loved to play as opposite genders in tabletop and video games as kids, Arielle has to get fucked while ovulating or it feels like she hasn't been getting enough sleep, we do GenderWiki U, and the Fetish of the Week is gloryholes!
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Arielle talks about small town pride celebrations, she also tells a story about doing comedy in Birmingham, stuff about going undercover as a boy at an Air BnB, GenderWiki T, & the Fetish of the Week is anesthesia.
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Matt Damon's stopped saying faggot, and Da Baby said some homophobic shit, Ava got catcalled and liked it, Arielle is switching genders with The Girl, we should all learn to talk about ourselves as different people, sometimes we see some people and think some fucked up things, Gender Wiki S, the Fetish of the Week is armpits!…
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Gender Fluids Live is this Friday at Creek and Cave! If you're in ATX you should come. 11PM.
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Ava had to take a shit on the side of the road, if you're gonna catcall do it well, foreskin calamari joint coming to a city near you, Arielle had fun questioning a dude on stage during a show, just fucking roast us already don't be a bitch about it, Gender Wiki Q, the Fetish of the Week is tarot reading.…
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Update on our summer sex contest, get at us if you wanna participate, pedophiles should all be able to visit an island to fuck kid sex doll or other suitable child alternatives, don't be a fuckin creep to your friends like Arielle's was, Arielle tells a story about a heckler, & the Fetish of the Week is primal play.…
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We are having a contest to see who can go down on more people in July, come to Gender Fluids Live, Arielle spontaneously hooked up with a woman for the first time in a while, we do the GenderWiki Ps, and the Fetish of the Week is nipple torture.
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What type of furry would we be?, some people want to unpotty train and wear diapers, out July sex contest is rapidly approaching, we talk about our favorite sex/drug combo, Gender Wiki O, and the Fetish of the Week is sleep deprivation.
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We should train animals to detect what gender someone is or is not, Arielle watched some ASMR porn and was not pleased, Ava is tired of being called an activist, wanna make some quick money in Vegas?, we do Gender Wiki N - check out our patreon for the full segment, and the Fetish of the Week is mummification.…
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People need to wipe the fuckin toilet seats after using them what will it take for us to fuck you?, poor Elliott Page and his bangs, Kevin Spacey is making a cumback movie, we do the Gender Wiki N, the Fetish of the Week is ASMR porn.
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Arielle can finally poop outdoors, orgasmic meditation sounds dumb as hell and tantric people can have a weird vibe, we do the M section pt 2 of Wiki Gender, and the Fetish of the Week is seizure sex.
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We're back! Listen to this for an idea of what to expect from the podcast.
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We are still alive, just taking some personal/self-care time off. We'll be back soon though!
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Weapons of Ass Destruction will hopefully be our new sponsor after they hear our endorsment of the Butt Baby Big Brother, why aren't people getting pregnant to get the the COVID vaccine then having an abortion?, lots of talk about Wet, Ass Pussy, Arielle was recording outside so there is some background noise, the Fetish of the Week is snot.…
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The Family International is a wild church we highly recommend joining if you like forced fem stuff. The Fetish of the Week is corrective/detransition rape.
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We are recording seperately now because Arielle and The Girl is driving around the country in a van spreading gayness across the land. Be careful who you meet up with on grindr dates or you may get your balls eaten, don't drink a bottle of wine on an empty stomach or you may shit yourself, road head is cool and you should do it, we do the wiki J, a…
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Self harm alternative guides that don't include sex in are dumb, The Algorithm has learned Arielle's preferences really really well, Rosario Dawson may not be a transphobe but then again maybe she is but probably not, and the Fetish of the Week is fleshlights filling different holes.
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Elliot Page came out, Ava's butthole is still busted, Thanksgiving happened, and the Fetish of the Week is Vore with a twist.
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We'll talk about Elliot Page next week when everybody else gets done sharing their unoriginal opinions. Arielle hear about a blind dom, Ava got a new strap on harness that's good for DP and she goes through her dick bucket list, there are only 15 lesbian bars left in the US, we do the Gender WIKI entry for Gender Fluids, gay marriage being legal ha…
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We should end gender, don't assume people wanna have sex if you have a hot tub, and everybody loves putting toothbrushes inside themselves.
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JFK got pegged for sure, rimming in the 8th century was totally fine, Ava had an anorectal fistula, and the Fetish of the Week is partial birth abortions.
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Kinky comedy shows should be a thing, we read through the Cs on Wiki Gender, and the Fetish of the Week is cat rape or just cat sex.
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We're giving away some awesome butt toys, Ava had a sex party and cool stuff happened, we go through the Bs on gender wiki, and we have another edition of trauma or erotica!
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We look back through some of our tshirt ideas, chinstrap beards and bad facial hair is discussed and leads into some stuff about a trans school shooting, we talk about and then watch Cuties and kinda nail it, and the Fetish of the Week is tampon insertion.
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Arielle lists a bunch of new ways to identify and strangely enough we enjoy all of them, Ava talks about farts, we do Erotica or Trauma, and the Fetish of the Week is getting hugs at funerals.
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Ava got fake nails for the first time, Arielle has really gotten into trimming The Girl's body hair, people have different ways of scheduling sex, & the Fetish of the Week is celebrities.
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Ava's experience of having feelings for Lilly is way different and better than she thought it would be, Arielle's fist should be a model that doctors use to design vaginas with, hanging out with peope tha are like you is important and powerful, getting into the zone while bottoming is a mind altering experience, a cuck gets caught being a cuck, mar…
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Ava watched Enter The Void and the abortion scene spawned a weird future situation in her head, Arielle thinks there should be new punishments for people who fuck up in various ways, Ava went on a date with a transgirl and had a really lovely experience, & the Fetish of the Week is limp dicks!
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Arielle tells us all about these new badass and super well thought out rules for Mormons getting baptized, there needs to be a new wave of men's rights or meninism or something to do with men not being stuck in their rigid little boxes, and the Fetish of the Week is the word retarded.
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Ava made some porn where she went to bimbo school, some thoughts on doing sex work vs being a sex worker, a listener wrote in about liking vore, kid fuckers are using zoom to share child porn now, and the Fetish of the Week is rape baiting.
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Ava is in love now, spanking people is God's way, let us masturbate to your trauma.
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