Planet Arcana is a tightly edited, tarot-flavored, retrofuturistic D&D podcast. Homebrewed cup of 5e, served by 2 DMs. Dungeon Masters J and B are accompanied by good friends Skye, Peter, and Shaun as they work their way through a seedy world of Androids and Humans. New episodes every other Wednesday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Roadtrip Fool-182 continues! Celestine checks a 4000-year old voicemail, and Simon’s mom puts him on notice. Nicky talks family history and contemplates becoming a brand new thing. Babe-ra gets closer with their parents. Honestly, Honeypot is fine. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early acces…
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Bonus Episode! J & B are joined by Nick Gralewicz to play his currently crowdfunding game, A Perfect Rock: a planet-building adventure RPG about finding a new home. Support A Perfect Rock here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/deepdarkgames/a-perfect-rock Opening and closing music is Wanderlust by Scott Buckley – released under CC-BY 4.0. www.s…
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The Fools continue to delve into the past in hopes of recovering a name lost to the present. Simon rallies the troops, Celestine gets an A in debate class, and Uncle Nicky is as good a parent as he is a Guardian. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Keep …
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ROAD TRIP! Put fresh batteries in your Game Boy and use the bathroom now, because we are NOT stopping once this nautilus hits open water. Pangolin petting zoo, here we come! Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, fake vomiting sounds, insects (spiders). Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Kee…
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BREAKING SCOOP - Your top news stories from all around the 5th Collide, with host Tweed Blazerly. NEWS AT THIRTEEN - A measured take on the big players of the 5th Collide, with host Finale Thirteen. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Keep up with the discussion by joining our Discord. Find our offic…
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Tensions reach a boiling point in the underwater city. Celestine is suspicious while Simon swoons. Team Sprocket’s self-appointed protector brings some flirty party uncle energy. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Keep up with the discussion by joining …
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It’s time for the Fools to say goudabye to Midmoss, and head south to keep a promise. The journey is sprinkled with tender brieunions and fondue farewells, but Simon and Celestine know they feta keep moving. Beneath the deep bleu sea, Team Sprocket grates on their nerves, and someone cuts the cheese. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. S…
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Life goes on, and the Fools throw around Edict’s authority in search of Calamanite’s full name. The party put out an ad for a third. Thelonius is a jerk Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Keep up with the discussion by joining our Discord. Find our offi…
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Following the destruction caused by the hummingbird, the remaining Fools depart Troponeo Vega to return their fallen friend to his home. Special thanks to Brian Flaherty https://www.manysidedmedia.com/ & Harlan Guthrie https://linktr.ee/harlanguthrie for additional vox. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planet…
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A Fool's Errand is live RIGHT NOW on Kickstarter! Visit https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/strautmaskreplica/a-fools-errand/ to learn more and help us make the game. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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In a time before the Big Oops, Sparky, Scrutiny, and Colt .45 get caught up in Monophonic Voltrilect’s plans to sabotage The Amplifier. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, animals in distress. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Keep up with the discussion by joining our Discord. Sound eff…
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With the arrival of another Great Beast, we once again take a trip to the past… Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, animals in distress. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Keep up with the discussion by joining our Discord. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nik…
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The last course has been served and it’s time for us all to withdraw to the laboratory. Everyone grab your gimlets and head downstairs for some light after-dinner conversation. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Keep up with the discussion by joining ou…
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“Will you walk into my dining room?” said The Orchestrator to the Fools. “My table is set and it would so please me to have you for dinner.”. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Keep up with the discussion by joining our Discord. Sound effects from Nikko…
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R-r-r-r-r-round two of raucous recapitulations. This instalment will cover the events that have transpired from episodes 66 to 74. The end is approaching quickly, my friends…. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, insects. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr…
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Set your dials and gather 'round, kids! It is time once again for another rousing recapitulation from B. Rod Castington. This instalment will cover the events that have transpired from episodes 55 to 65. If that talking post had ears... Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, natural disasters. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for earl…
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Feed swap! This week, enjoy this episode from My First Dungeon. -- When you sail the rustling waves the most dangerous thing is neither pirates nor leviathans, it’s a whisper… Featuring: Elliot Davis as The Firefly Brian Flaherty as Whistlin’ Abby Hepworth as Izora Noordin Ali Kadir as Dr. Ezra Carcoss Kendrick Smith as Bats J Strautman as Cherry B…
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RECHARGE! This is our after-hours show where we discuss the events of THE NETWORK DEFENDERS! Even after the final recording, the cast continues to find new ways to protect the networks. Our game, A Fool’s Errand, is crowdfunding in late 2024! Sign up here so you don’t miss it: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/strautmaskreplica/a-fools-errand Wa…
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Planet Arcana presents The Network Defenders: the first instalment of our new mini-series entitled “A Fool’s Errand”, a story built using our new game system of the same name. WHO DEFENDS THE REALM OF COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS? The Network Defenders have long been a subtle protective influence over the realm of dreams and data. Now, half the Network…
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Planet Arcana presents The Network Defenders: the first instalment of our new mini-series entitled “A Fool’s Errand”, a story built using our new game system of the same name. WHO DEFENDS THE REALM OF COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS? The Network Defenders have long been a subtle protective influence over the realm of dreams and data. Now, half the Network…
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Planet Arcana presents The Network Defenders: the first instalment of our new mini-series entitled “A Fool’s Errand”, a story built using our new game system of the same name. WHO DEFENDS THE REALM OF COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS? The Network Defenders have long been a subtle protective influence over the realm of dreams and data. Now, half the Network…
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Our heroes are on the run once again, as they attempt to avoid Diplo pursuit and rendezvous with Harley. En route, the crew receives a call with some unsettling news. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, car horn SFX. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Keep up with the discussion by joinin…
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The next episode coming out, Episode 74, will be our last before we take a summer break from the main campaign. We're introducing a new mini series called, "A Fool's Errand" featuring our upcoming game of the same name. This first instalment will premiere on YouTube at 8:30pm EDT on June 25th and will run 3 episodes, biweekly as normal. The pre-sav…
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The crew witnesses a high-stakes family reunion while endeavoring to answer the age-old question: How many Boys would a big box blast if a big box could blast Boys? Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Keep up with the discussion by joining our Discord. S…
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A drug dealer, a cowboy, and a former fey walk into a casino… Wait… have I told you this one before? Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Keep up with the discussion by joining our Discord. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nik…
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Alright everyone, hop out of the jacuzzi, wring the Worcestershire out of your shorts, and huddle around the whiteboard. We’ve got a heist to plan. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Keep up with the discussion by joining our Discord. Sound effects from…
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The Fools head back to where it all began: Troponeo Vega. Crater and Celestine encounter some familiar faces. Simon gets in touch with his roots. Warning! Episode contains Dad jokes, Dad themes, general Dadliness. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Planet Arcana supports a ceasefire in Gaza and a free Palestine. Consider donating to Doc…
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The crew debates the ethics of consensual goat milking before continuing to search for Calammonite’s name in Celestine’s memories. Crater ensures everyone maintains a low profile, while Simon unlocks a personal side quest. Celestine leaves his mark. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Planet Arcana supports a ceasefire in Gaza and a free…
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J and B were guests at Breakout Con in Toronto this year! The two of them sat down and talked about their experience running the upcoming and under construction Planet Arcana TTRPG, "A Fool's Errand." To keep up to date with this project, look for updates over on patreon or in our official discord server. Patreon: patreon.com/planetarcana Discord I…
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The Fools make their way to another creation point in hopes of plumbing Celestine’s memories for Calammonite’s full name. Edict’s people apply pressure to a Tutor resisting the use of RAT. Simon calls Mom for help. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Planet Arcana supports a ceasefire in Gaza and a free Palestine. Consider donating to Do…
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The crew skedaddles out of Lonestead to put as much distance as possible between themselves and Calammonite. Celestine recalls old facts, while Crater gets a personal history lesson. Simon excels in art class. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Planet Arcana supports a ceasefire in Gaza and a free Palestine. Consider donating to Doctors…
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It’s Fools v. Dumbasses in the most anticipated Raptor RallyCross event in the history of Lonestead. Buckle up, cowboys - the race is ON in 3… 2… 1… Content warning: swearing, violence, insects, drug use. Planet Arcana supports a ceasefire in Gaza and a free Palestine. Consider donating to Doctors Without Borders: https://www.doctorswithoutborders.…
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The crew return to Lonestead and enlist Ma’s help enacting their effluvia-soaked ransom plan. Crater takes the youngens out to the talkin’ post to provide some sage emotional advice. Celestine gets his game face on for the race, while Ma and Pa race to the movie theatre to get… you know what? That ain’t your business. You leave them be. Content war…
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The “100% Modern Ghosts” Kickstarter launches on Feb 13th, 2024! If you'd like to support B’s game, find it here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/bmarsollier/100-modern-ghosts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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In search of the Composite Couple, the crew journeys into the Networks, where new truths are revealed and old suspicions confirmed. Crater receives a moonlight visitation. Simon struggles with his sense of self. Celestine still doesn’t like Reap. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Planet Arcana supports a ceasefire in Gaza and a free Pa…
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Lost in the tunnels of The Underhush, the crew must put enmity aside and accept a small measure of help if they are to evade the Denamed and escape before Simon becomes one himself… Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cine…
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RECHARGE! This is our after-hours show where we discuss the events of Episodes 61 and 62. Check out this sneak peak of some of the exclusive bonus content you'll get by supporting our Patreon. For early access to episodes and more exclusive bonus content like this, follow this link! Patreon.com/planetarcana Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo…
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Separated from their magic, the crew continue their search for The Underhush. Like, SUPER cautiously and without ANY unnecessary risk. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com…
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Crater, Celestine, and Simon head into a new kind of danger as they travel north to Peridot Peaks, in pursuit of the mysterious beings with no True Names, and Steeljaw’s PIP generator. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's C…
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With Simon still adjusting to his human body and Celestine left on the workbench with his innards exposed, the crew must help defend Steeljaw McGraw’s hideout from unknown and unnerving assailants. For Crater, things get even steamier than usual. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access …
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The crew is treated to a less-than-warm welcome, an unexpected reunion, and some long overdue good news. Crater and Simon discover Steeljaw’s stash is high in saturated RAT. Steeljaw gets Celestine to open up. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound ef…
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Celestine is drawn back into an old rivalry, and enlists Crater and Simon to help him settle the score. The crew makes their way to the fissure to keep their appointment with Steeljaw McGraw. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, insects (mosquitos). Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound…
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Crater catches up with one old friend and breaks some news to another. Simon receives an intriguing offer. Celestine has himself a bit of a think. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt…
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A drug dealer, a cowboy, and a spider walk into a farm… stop me if you’ve heard this one. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://crea…
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As calamity befalls Paragarden, Crater and Celestine must escape the city to somewhere they can rest, recuperate… and attempt a resurrection. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, natural disasters. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [htt…
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We are pleased to be joined once again by our dear friend, B. Rod Castington, for another remarkable recapitulation. Tune in for a deep dive reminder of all that has transpired from episodes 37 to 54. You’re in for a whale of time. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, medical horror, brief themes of abuse. Support us at Patreon.com/planet…
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4000 years in the past, Quintessa Sombra tags along with a bookie, a Spectre, and an old sea captain, as they explore the Pitch Black… and attempt to rob an Arcana of its Relic… Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinemati…
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Celestine, Crater, and Rriot remain atop a flooding Paragarden. But for now, our story takes us… elsewhere… Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by…
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Grab your axe, load up your gun-arm, and spark up some of Ma’s good weed. It’s time to fight a Namesferatu. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by…
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The crew enters the Network manifestation of Lux’s office building, and must reach the top to face the Namesferatu himself. But along the way, their path upward is filled with memories, revelations, and the juice of a horny elevator. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, spider (28:51). Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early acce…
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