Matt Forde and Matt Dyson bring you all the action from Saturday afternoon's football. If by action you mean mucking about, making fun of footballers and generally not knowing what's going on, then this is the show for you.
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Matt Forde and Matt Dyson open with a riveting discussion about balaclavas before delving into some rather sordid baby noises.
The guys are back with another big edition of RNR Football. Today Dyso finally indulges in the sweet tastes of a white chocolate Cadbury Creme Egg. We found out what ruined a party you attended with some very out there input from our listeners. The boys were also joined by special guest Tom Davis!
In the first show of 2023, Matt Forde and Matt Dyson discuss their Christmas indulgences and talk (in detail) about Dyson's festive kidney stones, whilst also slagging off Cadbury Creme Eggs. Featuring special guest, Jon McClure of Reverend and the Makers.
In our final show of 2022, Matt Forde and Matt Dyson throw their support behind Folkestone Invicta after our Gloryhunters game was postponed AND chat to the man behind the famous 'Jack Grealish Calves' calendar!
Matt Forde & Matt Dyson spoke to the enemy ahead of the Eng/France game, and an old favourite makes contact in the RNR Seance!
Matt Forde and Matt Dyson take us on a journey of corrections, as we discover what our listeners have been pronouncing wrong throughout their lives!
Matt Forde is joined by Paul McCaffrey for an enlightening discussion about things that people have been hit in the face by.
In this bonus bitesize episode, Jay Lawrence steps in for Matt Forde and Matt Dyson and is joined by England footballing hero, Terry Butcher to chat Italia 90 and the World Cup.
Matt Forde is *eventually* joined by Matt Dyson for an enlightening discussion about rabbits and their droppings. Yes, quality content as usual. Featuring special guest Tim Vine!
Matt Forde and Matt Dyson travel the country with an intense discussion about British motorways!
Matt Dyson returns alongside Matt Forde after his Corfu exploits, which involved him getting into a bar fight alongside his 3-year-old son (May not be entirely true). Featuring special guest Lloyd Griffith.
Jay Lawrence is back giving the lowdown on the last London game of 2022: the Denver Broncos vs Jacksonville Jaguars. Who needs to do what to win and what is going on with Russell Wilson?! Plus which teams are the big over and under achievers of this season??
Matt Forde is joined by Paul McCaffrey for a deep dive into the world of Coalville and more specifically a punk band named ''Pizzatramp''.
Matt Forde is joined by Chris Scull whom t ogether embark on a journey through the history of cinema and call out one of the world's most popular film franchises. Plus Gloryhunters takes a shocking turn! Featuring special guest Bianca Westwood.
With big boss Roger Goodell fanning the hopeful flames of NFL fans in the UK, Jay Lawrence and Sky Sports' Cam Hogwood discuss whether a division in Europe is actually realistic. Plus the outstanding NFL game in London between the Green Bay Packers and the Chiefs. And whether or not Matt Rhule's Carolina Panthers tenure was under done, over done, o…
After Matt Forde hilariously and childishly hacked Matt Dyson's Twitter account, the duo open an intense discussion on the best old school hacks.
Well maybe not the BEST but definitely an intriguing one! Jay Lawrence is joined by BBC Radio 1's Nels Hylton to talk the Green Bay Packers vs New York Giants game in London, Jalen Hurts MVP candidacy and why Seattle Seahawks fans are happy without Russell Wilson. Plus Week 4 Awards!
Matt Forde and Matt Dyson investigate the popularity of tinned mackerel as our Gloryhunters journey with Woking begins...
Jay Lawrence gives you the run down of the Week 3 upsets and talks about the one thing on (nearly) everyone's lips right now: the NFL is back in London. Minnesota Vikings vs New Orleans Saints. But who does Jay think has the upper hand?
Matt Forde is joined by Chris Scull who steps in for the flooded Matt Dyson! In this episode we discuss Producer Liam's 'claim' that he once shared a beer with famous actor, David Bradley.
Jay Lawrence is joined by Sky Sports' Cameron Hogwood and Ash from NFL Endzone to talk all things NFL Week 2. They talk Dolphins exploding, Bengals disappointing and why one former England manager should be managing the Denver Broncos right now. Plus Cam gives away his Week 2 awards!
The Matts are reunited to talk all about how to deal with queue jumpers, their opinions on all-inclusive holidays, little lies, plus the pub landlord Al Murray provides the half time entertainment. Also, do not swallow chewing gum.
Jay Lawrence is joined by Sky Sports' Cameron Hogwood to talk all things NFL Week 1. Jay and Cam pick three things they're bursting to talk about - from New Orleans Saints 'tightback' Taysom Hill, the return of Giant Saquon Barkley and how the Manning Cast is just unbelievable TV. Plus how will Cam do on the Week 1 quiz?…
Fordey & Dyson nearly fall out over a huge confectionary debate - red or green sweets, which are the best? Plus they talk about getting people's names wrong.
Matt Forde and fake Matt Dyson (Jake Lambert) bring the latest Football drama, whilst also discussing some weird night-time injuries. Susie McCabe joins for a half time chat!
Matt Forde and Matt Dyson, broadcasting mid-heatwave delve into the murky waters of ''Binge Creaming''. Plus comedian Jake Lambert pops in for a chat!
Matt Forde and Matt Dyson welcome in the new Premier League season, with their beloved Reds travelling to Newcastle. After years of trying, we can proudly announce that Roy Keane (actual Roy, not Matt Forde's impression) is on the show to provide his very own edition of Roy's Rants. Meanwhile, Half Time Entertainment is provided by comedian and Lee…
In our final show of the season, Matt Forde and Matt Dyson narrate the curtain closing of the Premier League and discuss the annoying habits of social media. Featuring special guests Jon Richardson and Colin McCredie!
Matt Forde and Matt Dyson gripped with Play-Off fever attempt to record a podcast whilst watching their beloved Nottingham Forest LIVE on the TV! Featuring lots of chat about naughty school kids and teachers. Plus we're joined by Nottingham legend, Jake Bugg.
Fordey & Dyson are back with the final day of the Championship season, they discuss Gary Neville's late night cereal eating habits and leaving things early. Plus they give away an incredible Champions League Final prize, and comedian, George Lewis, joins for the half time entertainment!
Matt Forde and Matt Dyson discuss unusual and weird injuries, and listener Darren takes the crown. Featuring special guest Jake Lambert.
Matt Forde and Matt Dyson descend into the murky waters of public urination and discuss Dyson's unusual phase. Featuring special guest Chris McCausland.
Matt Forde is joined by "Super-Sub" Chris Scull for a discussion about moustaches. Plus they're joined by Hollywood's very own Nicolas Cage to chat about his new movie, Cornish Pasties and Nottingham Forest.
Matt Forde and Matt Dyson spend far too much time discussing each others dental hygiene before delving into Dyson's secret life living next door to a Punk rocker. Featuring special guest Andy Parsons.
Matt Forde and Matt Dyson, giddy with a big Notts Forest result and the return of club football, are talking about smells. The worst smelling place you've been, the smells that take you back, the worst smelling animals. Plus the great Tim Vine joins for half time entertainment.
Matt Forde and Matt Dyson, driven to insanity due to the International break begin an intense discussion on spotted celebrities and badgers unusual diets. Featuring special guest, Nish Kumar and the viral goalkeeper sensation, Charlie Clarke.
Matt Forde and Matt Scumrat Dyson reflect on the Everton protester and discuss places where they've been stuck.
Today Matt is joined by Chris Scull, they talk about annoying habits, steak & ale pies AND Matt's new pink suitcase. Enjoy!
Matt Forde and Matt Dyson ask one of life's eternal questions...what have you touched that you shouldn't have? Brace yourself.
Matt Forde and Chris Scull take a look back on the best and worst re-brands and whether the product suffered from it. Featuring special guest Gary Delaney.
Matt Forde and Matt Dyson open up a can of secrets as we delve into the mysterious food combinations of our dear listeners. WARNING it does feature people eating cat food. Featuring special guest Nathan Caton
Yes we made the Superb Owl joke, don't judge us. Jay goes through what happened in the Super Bowl between the LA Rams and the Cincinnati Bengals and what happens next!
The Super Bowl is here! Who is going to take it; the Cincinnati Bengals or the Los Angeles Rams? Jay Lawrence runs down his five talking points ahead of the game, including Aaron Donald, Rams draft policy and Joe Burrow's three seasons in the NFL.