we need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen.Following a club statement issued on twitter late last night, your three loyal podcast hosts would like to issue their thoughts on going ons behind the scenes. More to follow.由Tea & Busquets

Another week, another Leo and Luke special for you lucky lot with Ralph off for the second show on the bounce.This one has it all: an uncomfortable title, a cameo appearance from Leo’s neurotic dog, 10 minutes of singing Arsenal’s praises, and our very own alternative ballon d’or shortlist. We're off for the October international break, but rest as…

While Ralph’s in Corfu enjoying the mediterranean hurricane (I know, it sounds like a shit wrestler, but they really are a thing apparently), Leo pops round Luke's mahoosive Farmhouse to eat jammy dodgers and discuss all things football.This week we chat about everything from Ronaldo doing a bad, to Mourinho’s deja vu decline into Moyes-level medio…