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Amusement park in Ohio warns parkgoers to keep mouths closed on the rides because of cicadas. Struggling bargain chain Poundland sold for a pound. Ghana Drunkard Associate warns government to bring down liquor prices or else. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoff…

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman posed as a flight attendant to score more than 100 free flights. Floridaman tried to pay for intercourse at a strip club then called 911 to complain about not receiving services. Ron DeSantis Says Floridians Have Right to Hit Protesters With Cars. Naked Floridaman with a junk pump arrested near Ocala gas station. // SUPP…

Brazilian comedian sentenced to jail for jokes about race, weight and gender. German politician removes clothes and asks citizens to join him on swingers trip in France. New laws punish bad drivers with tech that forces cars to go the speed limit. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffe…

Mule-riding Kentucky man accused of unleashing a raccoon inside bar after being turned away. Leaders of Orgasmic Meditation women's wellness company convicted of forced labor. Students in Nigeria are selling eggs and sperm to pay college tuition. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee…

German cathedral is sorry for having a naked chicken dance production by the altar. Woman in China sends 1,000 kg of onions to her ex-boyfriend's doorstep to make him cry. Reported Bigfoot sighting prompts cannabis dispensary to offer a free preroll for photographic proof. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafne…

TSA urges people to stop trying to use a Costco card as their official REAL ID. Japanese city pays people to stand on escalators for six hours a day. Group protests over goldfish races in San Diego. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Buy MER…

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British Airways flight attendant found naked and dancing in business class bathroom after taking drugs. New mother wins 100-kilometre ultra marathon run despite breast feeding her six-month-old daughter three times on the way. Man accused of breaking into home and licking woman’s toes while she slept. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon…

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Hikers Called 911 Over ‘Dead’ Friend, Turns Out They Were Just High on Mushrooms. Japan finally has a sumo champion after years of Mongolian dominance. Belgians accused of ‘stealing wind’ from the Dutch. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy …

Japan cracks down on weird baby names like Pudding and Pikachu. Cinema ceiling falls on woman during Final Destination: Bloodlines screening in Argentina. 24 year old adult impersonated 17-year-old high school student. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/…

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China’s unemployed Gen Z are proudly calling themselves ‘rat people’ and spending all day in bed. Norwegian man wakes to find cargo ship beached in his garden. Scientists made guinea pigs listen to Adele for seven days and the results are both surprising and worrying. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - …

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Every dog is entitled to one bite, courts rule.South Koreans compete to see who’s best at doing absolutely nothing. A scientific study has revealed that “Sophia” or Sofia is officially the most beautiful name in the world.// SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.c…

Court will decide if supermarket discriminated by not allowing alpaca in store. Kansas Mom Sues Porn Sites Because Her 14 Year Old Son Visited Some. Psychopaths Are More Attractive, Study Warns. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: ht…

Primary school evacuated after student brings in a grenade for show and tell. Pennsylvania kindergarten student handed out Jello shots to classmates. China and Russia Sign Deal to Build Nuclear Power Plant on the Moon. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/…

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Police find naked man in Lowe’s display shed with Vaseline and phone. Airline accidentally serves wine to toddler traveling in business class.Woman divorces husband after ChatGPT reads his coffee grounds and predicts affair. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffe…

Chimpanzees use leaves to wipe bums and clean up after sex, study finds. Fifth Annual European Gull Screeching Championship, attracted 60 seagull soundalikes from 14 countries. United Arab Emirates first nation to use AI to write laws. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://…

If Humans Die Out, Octopuses May Have the Skills to Build the Next Civilization. Man with STD infected multiple coworkers after urinating into water cooler. Exploding birds plague California neighborhood as residents plead for help. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buy…

New York bill would legalize medically assisted suicide in the state. Chess banned in Afghanistan due to religious restrictions. McDonald's now has 21+ policy for indoor dining at Virginia location. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH…

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman gored by a Bison in Yellowstone National Park. Floridaman arrested for placing "Swasticar" stickers on Teslas. Floridawoman urinates on victim’s leg after stabbing and robbing him. Floridaman Uber driver wearing ‘Retired Drug Dealer’ shirt arrested after 24 grams of meth found in car. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF N…

Woman Spends $8K to Look Like a Cat, Now Deeply Regrets It. Squatters wouldn't leave a man's home, so he moved in with them. Texas mother arrested after bringing Jell-O shots to 5th-grade classroom party. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy…

Raccoon caught in driver’s seat with meth pipe in its mouth. American tourist impales himself on a spike at the Colosseum in Rome. United Flight Attendants Keep Leaving Passengers Asleep On Empty Planes. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy …

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Man Sets His Own House on Fire Twice in One Night to Watch Firefighters Work. He let snakes bite him 200 times to create a better snakebite antivenom. Fart spray causes chaos at a local carnival. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: h…

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FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman arrested for having three wives in three different counties. Florida Man Accused Of Touching As Many As A Dozen Realtors' Feet During Open House Showings. Former Disney worker sentenced to 3 years for hacking into park menus and altering them. Florida couple has sex on the beach, but not the drink. // SUPPORT by joining …

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FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida Woman Posed as ICE Agent and kidnapped Ex-Boyfriend's Wife. Floridaman Claiming to Be ‘Jesus and God’ Shot Dead After Attacking Parents. Floridaman who went to prison for impersonating a cop arrested for doing it again. Floridaman Caught with 'Bulky Wallet Full of Cocaine' at Magic Kingdom. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird A…

Mexican President Organizes Song Contest To Counter Popular Music Genre Glorifying Cartels. Maine residents find Easter eggs containing White Supremacist propaganda in park. Oxford academics drank wine out of the skull of a slave woman as late as 2015. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a …

Ant smugglers arrested in Kenya as government warns of new trafficking trends. Trading card series celebrating the humble lives of middle-aged men is popular in Japan. Man, 84, critically injured after falling from cross during crucifixion reenactment. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a …

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918 people play Monopoly in Australia to break the group gaming world record. Unusual request from Seattle local police: Get high with us at the station. Hacked pedestrian crossings play funny audio messages from Musk and Bezos. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeac…