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The Chip and Cern Show is a morning radio-style podcast with two longtime friends, Chip and Cern. Hear their perspective, insights and witty banter on all things pop culture, current events, sports, sex, parenting and everything in between. website: www.chipandcernshow.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chipandcernshow/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/chipandcernshow iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/chip-and-cern-show/id1063002917?mt=2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Chipan ...
 
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We started chatting about little reason there is to have cash these days. Then a few stories from our misspent youth. Chatting through some differences in how music was integrated into our lives growing up. Then we needed to know what the kids are listening to these days, so we spun some of DaBaby’s hits, but weren't really a fan. If you have anyth…
 
This weekend was the big Pokemon Go weekend and we both had a blast. Joe, James, the wives, and the kids were all in on the fun. More talk of the upcoming pizza cook-off weekend, but Chip isn’t feeling like he has his dough ready to go and Cern is all dialed in on that front. If you are playing PoGo and want to friend us up drop us an email at chip…
 
We are excited for this year’s Pokemon Go Fest 2021. There are going to be tons of rare Pokemon to raid and hopefully catch. We are getting all stocked up on coins and stuff to really blow it out big on that day. If you want to add us on PoGo be sure to send us a DM on Insta (@chipandcernshow) and we will add you! That’s it for this week’s show. Th…
 
Only a few minutes pass before we are already off the rails and checking out a new music video. Cern is a fan of Doja Cat, so we checked out one of her top music videos on YouTube which was a hit all around. We then dove into the results of the pickle-off and discussed the new upcoming contest which is a pizza-off between Chip, Cern, and Joe. Every…
 
Our good friend Stat Boi Dana joins us this week for a wide-ranging podcast mostly revolving around sports. Spin gate has taken a new life now that the MLB is having umpires check multiple times per appearance. We also chatted about the Annual Pickle Off which is going into its2nd year and everyone is very excited with the exception of Dana who doe…
 
We quickly had to steer away from another pizza making episode, so thanks for dealing with that. We then got chatting about Axe body spray and the wave it made at our high school and how the marketing had the teenage boys bought on the idea that Axe would get the attention of women. A bit ago Cern had a mountain lion in the neighborhood and that br…
 
We discuss the plans for Father’s Day and more pizza oven talk which everyone is excited about the new hobby of pizza. Then we discussed how the MLB has implemented some bs punishment for pitchers who violate the substance policy which was under a lot of heat due to the spin rate issues that are happening in baseball. Also we announced the return o…
 
Cern and Joe both got new Ooni Pizza ovens and unbeknownst to Chip his wife was looking to get him one for Father’s Day. So now we had to turn it into some pizza-making competition. Cern tried to sneak past some different ingredients by his kids, but they caught right onto that. Kid stories and talk to follow. Baseball has a new controversy with ba…
 
We give a recap of the great Cern Summer Pool Party Recap. Cern had the pool in tip top condition, the BBQ was fired up, and the food was bussin’. Kids swimming for hours on end and we discussed how we are dialing back the drinking cause the hangovers once you hit the 30s are rough. Also what do you put on your hot dog? We gotta know. Shoot us an e…
 
Cern has been hard at work building multiple things for around his house including two sheds, but more importantly he is ensuring the pool is in tip top shape for the upcoming Chip and Cern Vax’d n Wax’d Summer Pool Party Kickoff this weekend. We also gave ourselves homework last episode and managed to follow through with it and we both watched Cit…
 
We kick off the show talking about the newest beanball that busted up Kevin Pillar's nose which prompted a discussion about the fail pitcher’s helmet. That somehow got us into Cern coming into Circuit City when Chipper would work there. So many good stories and misspent hours working retail jobs. We then started a nice chat through movies and Cern …
 
Cern has been getting hounded by the door-to-door salespeople, and we discussed a few different tactics to keep these people from constantly bothering and interrupting your life. Chip hosted a nice summer kick-off party for Mother’s Day and all the kiddos put the slip n slide through its paces and ended up killing the thing. Chip went to Costco to …
 
After over a year and a half of no golf we finally got to hit the links! We met in Davis, CA to play a round at Wildhorse Golf Course. The wind was howling and we were losing balls at an alarming rate, but we all had fun. If you know of any good golf YouTubers who can show us a thing or two send those our way at chipandcernshow@gmail.com. Thanks fo…
 
Cern was swapping memes with Chip and a very funny one featured the KC & JoJo song “All My Life” which brought us back to high school so we got to talking all about that. Lots of boner talk for some reason, but it is what it is. Cern catches Antiques Roadshow every once in a while and there was an awesome baseball card collection on there. That is …
 
Cern is brushing up on his golf skills for the big golf event in the next few weeks that everyone is looking forward to. Cern had a few good swings out before the wheels did fall off, but not before winning the second-round event. Cern has been working on his cooking skills and doing some Joshua Weissman recipes and really killing it even the tough…
 
In order to properly celebrate us both getting wax’d n’ vax’d we have a golf outing planned for Chip’s Birthday. Should be a good time, except we haven’t picked up the golf clubs in well over a year. Cern got his 2nd dose of the COVID Vaccine and had quite an interesting experience with the whole thing. We both are very excited that baseball is bac…
 
Cern is enjoying a week off from work and is fully rested up for the greatness that is the Chip and Cern Show. Cern has his second part in his Lowes saga this time trying to secure himself a cart. Turns out Home Depot isn’t that much better and usually has poor customer service too. The Pokemon Go continues and we have increased our PoGo relationsh…
 
We both have really been loving Joshua Weissman’s YouTube channel and have been cooking up some goodies that he has featured on his channel. Then we did a bit of an education session about the controversy around MSG. We relived the once annual BBQ Pickle Off and Chip walked away with this trophy. We the chatted about Cern taking a real ownership of…
 
Cern shares his latest dentist story which will no doubt have you squirming and we discuss flossing habits. Cern is sold on the reasons to get a Tushy and we think that Tushy should sponsor the show for a bit and we would be more than happy to talk about poop. Cern’s pool is going to be the place to be this summer, so we started chatting about that…
 
Cern was lucky enough to get the first round of the COVID vaccine. Cern then had a classic DMV story which tailgated right into one of the strangest Lowes experiences Cern has had. We then talked about trying to get away with not paying for parking in Jr. College and some other stories from around that time. As always thanks for listing and enjoy t…
 
We swap some dad stories about how our kids always have been duping us about different things. We had a blast from the past and chatted about trying to get around the high school internet firewalls to look at boobs with your friends. Then we relive some of Cern’s HOA battles and Chip is predicting there is going to be a big battle this summer with …
 
Cern’s son loves his snakes, lizards, and other things that crawl in the night. The day finally arrived that he got bit by the snake and then tickled by the rat he was going to feed it. We then spin Cardi B’s newest hit Up on YouTube and we enjoyed it. Added to the playlists and show prep mix. A quick trip through all the sports headlines and we wr…
 
Ted Cruz is being a total asshole and ditched Texas to head to Mexico leaving his entire constituency behind. We had a bang-up time playing Pokemon Go during their last event as we all were trying to complete the OG 151 Pokemon which we all ended up doing. We then started talking about old video games and into how kids always are asking a million q…
 
Cern covers his plans for Lent and we both try to sort out what the actual rules are for Lent. A little chat about the snow in Texas and then we started to chat about the Joss Whedon accusations that are out and we were taking the time to throw it back in our old teacher’s face. Low and behold the exact professor we had was quoted in the New York T…
 
We quickly cover the Super Bowl and how disappointing it was, but Cern did win his SB Squares, so that was good. We then watched the “I’m Not a Cat” video a few times because it is just too perfect of a video. Cern brought the newest Megan Thee Stallion video for discussion and enjoyment. That got us going down and somehow listening to some E-40 wh…
 
We did the show before the show, so had to catch everyone up on that. There isn’t much way around Chip’s monster power bill because everyone is always home, all the time. Then Cern shares that he actually owned some GME stock for a few years back in the days of $4.50, but sold it a year or so ago cause it wasn’t even worth paying attention to. Chip…
 
We called in the big heat for this week’s episode! Stat Boi Dana joins us for a preview of Super Bowl LV between the Kansas City Chiefs and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Dana is picking the GOAT Tom Brady, much to Cern’s chagrin who is joining Chip and we are picking the Chiefs to win the Super Bowl. Hear the prop bets, who we all pick, and more on thi…
 
We are back and finally have President Biden in the White House. We were glad there was no major violence and looking forward to some forward progress for this country and its citizens. We went through how the NFL playoffs are shaping up before the Super Bowl in a few weeks. Then we chatted a bit about all the heckles we used to drop in high school…
 
We discuss what a bang 2021 has started off with. What will going down as a day in history. Once we got that off our chests, discuss the general sillyness of the New Years Resolutions. Then the show took a turn for the bukkake. Chip then shares a story about how bukkake was the topic of one Christmas night drunken dinner games. All the mentioned hi…
 
Stop us if you have heard this one before, but Chip is going to battle with Xfinity. WiFi issues still continue to plague his house, so he is ditching the XFi modem/router combo. Chip and Cern both hate Egg Nog despite it being loved during this time of year. Chip tries to find out what the cool kids at the Cern household are drinking for coffee. D…
 
After 50 years of countless attempts at cracking the Zodiac ciphers someone cracked the famous Zodiac 340 Cipher. Chip and Cern cracked it on the air, just by some light Googling, but hats off to the team that cracked the cipher. Lots of kids today won’t realize how to rewind the VCR and the pain of getting a fee at Blockbuster for not returning a …
 
Chip and Cern discuss different strategies to unload your unwanted beers on friends, then Chip realizes he has been duped by his own move. Cern got a beer advent calendar and it looks tasty! Chip and Cern discuss Adam Sandler movies and his recent hit Uncut Gems. All this hilarity and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show.…
 
Happy Thanksgiving to our American Chip Monks and Cern Sluts. Chip got a Sonos, so he won't shut up about that. Chip and Cern talking about Pokemon Go and how much more fun it is now that their kids are into it as well. Chip tells some jokes that a 5-year-old tells and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. If you want a free sticker, shoo…
 
Chip and Cern are back with the 2020 version of the Black Friday show. Chip and Cern discuss their old Black Friday hi jinx, things they are on the hunt for this year, and run through a few of the top Black Friday ads. If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to chipandcernshow@gmail.com, and we will give you one. As always we appreciate you spre…
 
Like the majority of the United States, Chip and Cern were invested in the outcome of the US Election. Similar to over 70 million Americans, Chip and Cern are more than ready for some new leadership that unified Americans with truth, science, and compassion for all Americans. It took a few days to officially call the election, but Joe Biden is the …
 
Chip and Cern are known for having their finger on the pulse of what’s happening now, so the time has come for a K-Pop reaction episode. Chip and Cern pull up some of monster view music videos from Blackpink each raking up more than one billion views! Chip also had a run-in with his kid’s first day back to in-person school. All this and more on thi…
 
Weeks after Chip gets back on Pokemon Go, Cern jumped right on the same ship and Joe has joined on as well. Cern is enjoying a lot of the new features that have been added since Chip and Cern both exited Pokemon Go several years ago. Somehow this convo got derailed and Chip started talking about starting to dip chew when he was in high school, whic…
 
Well with all the Zooms going on in the world this year someone was going to get caught jerking off. Unfortunately for Jeffrey Toobin, of the New Yorker, that person was him. Chip and Cern discuss the cause for someone to be jerking off during a Zoom meeting, which leads to an entire chat about cock pics vs titty pics. I know it sounds like a lot o…
 
If you love Chip and Cern heading back down to Chip’s Distorted Youth and misspent hours in a car with high school Chip and Cern then this is the episode for you. Chip and Cern also discuss the best ice creams, cereals, and crazy rules that Chip had growing up. All this hilarity and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. If you want a free…
 
Chip and Cern are not a news program, so hopefully, you aren’t getting all or any news from us, but the POTUS Trump has tested positive for COVID-19. Chip and Cern usher in the coffin dancing boys, discuss the worst Presidential Debate of all time and some of the NFL’s new COVID policy around violations. All of this amazingly funny content and more…
 
Cern can’t seem to catch a proper vacation for himself and the COVID Summer is no exception. He has been assigned a master bathroom remodeling project which isn’t without its complications and setbacks. Hear this story and more on this episode on Chip and Cern Show. If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to chipandcernshow@gmail.com, and we wil…
 
Chip and Cern discuss plans for a COVID Halloween. Cern is cutting out the middle person and just buying the candy. Chip doesn’t think he can talk his daughter out of trick or treating. Chip had a very sheltered youth, so he missed out on a lot of movies, and his wife is helping him catch up on these movies that he missed out. Chip is forced to wat…
 
A totally random show which is not unusual for Chip and Cern, but here we are again. Chip’s wife thought she saw a shark at the beach on Labor Day, the majority of California is on fire, and Chip and Cern discuss their love and collections of mustards. All this randomness and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. If you want a free sticke…
 
Chip and Cern find out loads of superfans have names for the respective host fan clubs. Chip got lured back into playing Pokemon Go by an ad he saw on the internet. Chip and Cern discuss video games, upcoming releases, and of course a few WAP references thrown in for good measure. All this and more on this episode of The Chip and Cern Show. If you …
 
Chip and Cern are shaping young minds this school semester and helping their kids do some distance learning. Chip is only wrangling TK and Cern has several kids doing different grades including high school. Dropping f-bombs on Zoom, unmuted children and kids leaving Zoom on whilst on “recess,” and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show.…
 
Chip and Cern are covering some of the unwritten rules of baseball, that are in fact actually written down. Be ready for hot takes, baseball stories and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to chipandcernshow@gmail.com, and we will give you one. As always we appreciate you spreading the word wit…
 
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