WAIT! Don’t click off yet, we know the title is extremely bad, but it’s just that it’s the most indicative of the content in this episode. It’s still a funny episode, I promise. After you get over the title it’s actually quite enjoyable audio. Although we will at some point say the title of the podcast IN the podcastShow Notes Page: https://www.col…

You are a pile of steaming hot garbage. You piece of excrement, you are seriously producing more than one ziplock of trash every three years? Wtf is wrong with you? Why do you want our planet to suffer then perish? SmhShow Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/55Video is Better. Join us on Patreon and get a video version of the podcast, exclus…

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s... it’s GrapplePeen! With his incredible GrapplePenis™️, he can launch himself across any distance to save the day! Like now, he’s... he just blew someone’s head open with his Grapple Dick...Follow baby as she navigates the treacherous waters of brown carpeted stairs and cysts enveloping her bodyShow Notes Page: http…

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3Boys, ladies and gentleman, we are here to present: BABY UP, BABY DOWN VOL. IIFollow baby as she navigates the treacherous waters of brown carpeted stairs and cysts enveloping her bodyShow Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/52Video is Better. Join us on Patreon and get a video version of the podcast, exclusive content, and a STICKER! Patre…

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You’ve arrived at limbo. There is no way in, there is no way out. There only is. Of course, I can bring you back to your reality… for a price….$11.99 + taxes and fees. That’s it! Do you have paypal?Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/49Video is Better. Join us on Patreon and get a video version of the podcast, exclusive content, and a S…

The Boombox Holiday has been tradition for years. If only the new kids in town appreciated why it’s important. Now we’re all doomed. Now we- HEY EVERYONE ITS BARNACLE BROCCOLI, here again to SHOW YOU THE LIGHTShow Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/48Video is Better. Join us on Patreon and get a video version of the podcast, exclusive conte…

It’s me! Willy Winchester, here with my secret Winchester fortune! Will you be the first to unlock the mystery’s of my — MIND CONTROLLED. My amazing backstory distracted you for long enough to mind control you deadShow Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/47Video is Better. Join us on Patreon and get a video version of the podcast, exclusive …

“The Truth? You were never gonna sell me those Khakis anyway. I was always going to use my MindBoom to dissolve your brain matter. There simply isn’t a reality in which you made it out of this situation unscathed. Hard to hear, I know. I’ll see you in the other side, Kimosabe”Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/46Video is Better. Join u…

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Hello everybody, and welcome back to Baby Up, Baby Down 2019. Right now we are coming back to Travis’ dog Baby, who is looking down the stairs with longing, terror, and pure want in her eyes. Place your bets now as to what you think Baby will do!Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/44Video is Better. Join us on Patreon and get a video ve…

You see that lemonade shop? It’s owner is criminal undercover as a cop undercover as a lemonade stand salesperson. But what his next victim doesn’t realize is that he’s not selling lemonade... he’s selling The Twilight Zone.Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/43Video is Better. Join us on Patreon and get a video version of the podcast, …

Welp, it’s that time of year again: SUMMER! This summer episode smash has all of your favorite summer thrills and spills: Blind Hedgehog Racing, Baseball Bat Smelling, Who Killed Avery?, And more! Tune in to 98.2 to soak up the sun with our summer themed episode.Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/42Video is Better. Join us on Patreon a…

You walk into your friends room. The walls are painted a different color, it startles you. “No.. Not again!” is all you remember saying before your mind went blank and your sub-conscious took over. When you awake, you find yourself lost in a blighted shell of what your life used to be. Do you have what it take to not get startled?Show Notes Page: h…

Is it a Bird? Is it a Plane? No! It’s Allergy Man and he’s carrying his special blend of Anti-Histamines and Arsenic. Hope you’re not allergic!Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/40Video is Better. Join us on Patreon and get a video version of the podcast, exclusive content, and a STICKER! Patreon: https://cshak.xyz/patreonListen Everyw…

The funny thing about Michelangelo and Michelangelo’s “David” is that it’s extremely hard to tell them apart. Like, shockingly difficult. So just remember that next time you are planning on murdering one of themShow Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/39LISTEN TO OUR EXCLUSIVE PATREON PODCAST – Collision CORNER. Patreon: https://cshak.xyz/pa…

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I’m so close.. all the dots are slowly starting to connect. As I sit here and pore over my notes and the evidence, I find myself wondering if the guy I put away was really the true culprit… or if the new-hire just pinned photos of various household items to my wall and confused the hell outta meShow Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/37LIST…

Welp, we knew it was gonna happen eventually. Quite frankly, I’m surprised we were able to keep it together for as long as we did. But the cracks really start to show on this production, and honestly it can only go downhill from here. It’s been a fun ride, see you babies on the other sideShow Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/36EXCLUSIVE C…

Wait a second, THIS is Dave’s party? I thought he lived in a trailer park. I don’t think Dave could even pronounce the word hors d’oeuvres let alone think to serve them. Oh wait these are pigs in a blanket maybe this is Dave’s partyShow Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/35EXCLUSIVE CONTENT AVAILABLE ON PATREON Patreon: https://cshak.xyz/pa…

Today we discuss the highlights of the Kentucky Derby winners, and in doing so realize that ALL sports should have names like the world of horse racing has names.“Delicious Vicious goes for th- AND HE FUMBLES THE BALL”Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/34EXCLUSIVE CONTENT AVAILABLE ON PATREON Patreon: https://cshak.xyz/patreonListen Ev…

Bonzo and Bonzi are two clowns working in the Las Vegas Metropolitan Area, and only ONE is a registered sex offender! But you don’t know which one *wink* DISCLAIMER: Bonzo and Bonzi are a package deal, you don’t get one without the other. Also, the one who isn’t a registered sex offender has committed far worse sex crimes but simply hasn’t been cau…

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Non-bias opinion here, Cool Ranch Doritos are the tastiest most zesty treat you’ll find on the market today, or my name is D’Andrew DoritoShow Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/31EXCLUSIVE CONTENT AVAILABLE ON PATREON Patreon: https://cshak.xyz/patreonListen Everywhere Apple Podcasts: https://cshak.xyz/apple Google Podcasts: https://cshak.…

Join us on the Red Carpet for all of the “Hollywood” glitz and glamour you could ever dream! We have new comers to America, coming off the plane and looking ready for their new journeys!Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/30EXCLUSIVE CONTENT AVAILABLE ON PATREON Patreon: https://cshak.xyz/patreonListen Everywhere Apple Podcasts: https:/…

The truth? You want the truth? The truth is, we have a myriad of guests on who spice the show up with their unique perspectives and hot takes. Guests including John Mulaney and Seth Rogen!Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/29EXCLUSIVE CONTENT AVAILABLE ON PATREON Patreon: https://cshak.xyz/patreonListen Everywhere Apple Podcasts: https…

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The multiple lawsuits facing the Slide Emporium! come from a place of envy and hatred and are completely falsified. In other news, we are having a big blowout sale! Four slides for one! Come down to the Emporium to get the best slide picks!Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/27EXCLUSIVE CONTENT AVAILABLE ON PATREON Patreon: https://csha…

Hi, I’m Doctor and Professional EasyApple™️ competitive sport player David Knewll. And I can honestly say that the new CryOFF™️ system is the most ingenious piece of art and functional equipment this blighted rock has very seen.Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/26EXCLUSIVE CONTENT AVAILABLE ON PATREON Patreon: https://cshak.xyz/patreo…

This episode is special: it’s the quarter quell! Daring new dares, challenging new challenges, and the stakes are raised 10 fold in this never-before-attempted episode extravaganza! Strap in for 11 hours of non-stop funShow Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/25EXCLUSIVE CONTENT AVAILABLE ON PATREON Patreon: https://cshak.xyz/patreonListen E…

In this episode, we not only teach what and what not to do when selling something the president during his State of the Union address, but how to sell a tree to a construction worker too. It’s the full package!Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/24Listen EverywhereApple Podcasts: https://cshak.xyz/appleGoogle Podcasts: https://cshak.xyz…

Dahmers always comin’ ‘round, gettin’ you down? Well fret no more! With our patented formula of MLM essential oils and swan urine, Dahmers will have to think twice before viciously maiming you and your body.Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/23Listen to the Herfcast Podcast right now! https://www.theherfcast.com/Listen EverywhereApple …

The episode you’ve been waiting for is here!! We finally regale the long- awaited, highly anticipated history of Travis and Elijah’s podcasting career.Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/22Live Stream Page: https://collisionshack.com/liveListen to Collision Shack everywhere: https://collisionshack.com/linksFollow @Collisionshack onTwitt…

Remember how you always wanted to be the three fates from Disney’s smash hit film Hercules? In this episode, you’ll be able to live out your wildest one-eye fantasies.Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/21Live Stream Page: https://collisionshack.com/liveListen to Collision Shack everywhere: https://collisionshack.com/linksFollow @Collis…

Welcome to the season finale of Collision Shack 2.0! It’s been a wild 10 episodes, but sadly it’s time to stop production for awhile. There’s been major stunts, dramatic plot points, and of course: devilish cliffhangers! Join us in two years for the next season!Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/20Live Stream Page: https://collisionsha…

Happy Holidays | This was the first annual Collision Shack #FriendsMas. This was streamed live on our twitter page @CollisionShack. This episode was filmed live, and is around 2 hours long. We had real fun shooting this episode.Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/19Live Stream Page: https://collisionshack.com/liveListen to Collision Sha…

QUICK! How tall is actor of stage and screen and American national treasure Tom Hanks?? Oooohhhh, too slow. You’ll have to be faster than that if you want to take on the gauntlet.Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/18Follow @Collisionshack on Twitter: https://twitter.com/collisionshackInstagram: https://twitter.com/collisionshackYoutube…

Operating systems are now available for the eye. Unfortunately the only two are the mobile versions of Google OS and Windows OS.Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/17Follow @Collisionshack on Twitter: https://twitter.com/collisionshackInstagram: https://twitter.com/collisionshackYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-GOdEY9aBvRyzIm…

This episode is sponsored by Ski™? and Hillbilly Hollar™?! And if you don’t seem to recognize these incredible brands, just listen on. You’ll get itShow Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/16Follow @Collisionshack on Twitter: https://twitter.com/collisionshackInstagram: https://twitter.com/collisionshackYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/chann…

Join us... in the future! On FuturTalk we focus on what’s important, the future! Look forward, with Eleejah and Sivart.Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/15Follow @Collisionshack on Twitter: https://twitter.com/collisionshackInstagram: https://twitter.com/collisionshackYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-GOdEY9aBvRyzImJ8nxMpQFo…

Travis and Elijah explore the wonderful world of recycling bits for your listening pleasure.Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/14Follow @Collisionshack on Twitter: https://twitter.com/collisionshackInstagram: https://twitter.com/collisionshackYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-GOdEY9aBvRyzImJ8nxMpQFollow Travis @TravisFlesher:…

The EasyApple™? is the world’s #1 product to help you avoid getting apple in your mouth. Keep the doctor away in style, buy EasyApple™?!Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/13Follow @Collisionshack on Twitter: https://twitter.com/collisionshackInstagram: https://twitter.com/collisionshackYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-GOdEY9…

We find out the backstory behind Travis' middle name and you get to know some Spongebob Fact or Fictions. Including some very interesting Would-You-Rathers. We are still getting used to our new format and recording style thank you for your patience.Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/12Follow @Collisionshack on Twitter: https://twitter.…

In this episode, we dust off the ol’ microphones and learn how to podcast again after 2 years.Follow @Collisionshack on Twitter: https://twitter.com/collisionshackInstagram: https://twitter.com/collisionshackYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-GOdEY9aBvRyzImJ8nxMpQFollow Travis @TravisFlesher: https://twitter.com/travisflesherFollow Elijah …