Mike and Robyn fail to land a sponsorship as Mike talks about civilizations taint and Robyn talks about her neighbor that masturbates in the window.

Robyn yells at Mike. Mike yells at Robyn. Somewhere in between they discuss portfolios, finding your future ex, and LeBron James.

Mike and Robyn, who are both having not-very-good weeks, talk about how they hold their shit together. Spoiler: we talk about basketball a little.

Samantha Bee saying the word, ‘c*nt’? Whatever. Oh, you care? Oh, wow! You’re outraged! Alright, we can talk about that but can we also talk about the immigration piece she was doing on ISIS separating children from their parents?

Mike and Robyn learn to compromise.You’re in a forest. You can feel your feet pushing down the dirt with every step. You spot a lanky tree that consumes you. It’s a Sequoia sempervirens. You know this because you love the details. As you get closer you gaze at its long trunk and it floods your heart with love. But out in the not-so-far distance is …

When you’re young home can mean something as simple as your bedroom. But as we get older, life happens. Home starts to take on a new feeling. Is home where you hang your hat? Is home a person? Mike and Robyn talk about their complicated relationship with home in this episode of Earn Yr Death.

You see that dark place? The one you've spent your whole life avoiding? It's time you confront it. Don't worry, you won't be alone. Mike and Robyn live there. They made friends with the darkness. They know that we're all going to die. And they're not afraid. You know why? Because they're earning their death. How about you?…