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Two Nerdy Idiots take fans and listeners on a fun and ridiculous ride to review every episode of the hit DC Comics television show Smallville. Theme Song: Save Me by Remy Zero Follow us on Twitter: @SomebodySave_Me Episodes also available on Youtube, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Amazon Music, Pandora and all other available streaming platforms. Contact: somebodysaveme1938@gmail.com DISCLAIMER: We do not own nor do we pretend to own any music or videos that are played during the episodes. ...
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"You're not crazy, Kal-El" Smallville finally jumps back into its Phantom Zone(rs) plot as Clark gets ambushed into an alternate reality within his own mind. A man known as Dr. Hudson attempts to convince Clark that he is a human with mental illness and that his entire alien life is a made-up fantasy. In this new world Martha is married to Lionel, …
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The Hooded Young Justice League One of the most iconic and memorable episodes of Smallville has arrived, so of course we had to do another video for you all (check out our YouTube!). Bart makes a surprise return in Metropoils after saving Chloe from a gunman. Clark is happy to see his lil bro bro, but he suspects he’s up to no good. Come to find ou…
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xoxo, H2Hoe Drama comes back with a splash in this gossip, team up-filled episode. What other way to make it better than to have Megan, a.k.a. The Nurse, return to be our special guest host. Linda Lake, a controversial gossip journalist who can turn herself into water, eavesdrops on Chloe and Lana's conversation about how Clark is the reason Lana h…
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Smallville Presents: Mole Man & The Open Border Policy Smallville goes political this week when Clark befriends an illegal immigrant kid named Javier, who has just ran away from the sinister Jed McNally farm down the road. With the help of Chloe, Clark finds out McNally is a certified meteor freak and has been burying any of his illegal immigrant w…
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White Noise: Smallville Edition Looking for Static Shock? Well, keep looking because all we got is Bautista and a fellow nerd from Belle Reve. Former Level 33.1 patient, Bronson a.k.a. White Noise, escapes and immediately kidnaps Lex in order to expose his secret meteor-infected experiments. With Lex being trapped in another frequency, due to Brons…
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D.A.R.E.: Smallville Edition Shout out to the OG DC Comics drug boy, Speedy! (iykyk) At the sake of his mental health, Oliver starts testing a new "super" drug that greatly enhances his strength and healing capabilities. As Oliver gets addicted he begins to ruin his relationship with Lois and with his peers, while also getting caught up in Lex's co…
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Raya returns...with Bow Wow? We're back to the Phantom of the Week trend this season as another phantom prisoner, Baern, finds a new host body in order to track down Kal-El, a.k.a. Clark. While Baern is on his hunt for revenge, Clark is visited by Raya after thinking she was dead. Now that they have reunited, they team up in order to stop Baern fro…
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Time to get totally r-worded! White kids, bullying and saying the r-word? Sounds like Kansas alright. After attending their high school reunion, Lex and Oliver's past comes back with a vengeance after Oliver's friends die "accidentally". While Oliver thinks Lex is behind it all, Lex is just casually reliving his high school trauma. Clark and Chloe …
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"Green Arrow Bandit"...C'mon Lois! One of the most iconic episodes is finally here to be reviewed by your two favorite hosts, and it still holds up! Already having introduced Oliver Queen back in episode two of this season, we are now officially introduced to his vigilante side. After a series of robberies involving black market jewelry, one of whi…
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C.K. v Gloria's Seeds: Who you got? Smallville goes #EcoFriendly with a new season trend: Phantom of the Week. After a bizarre murder/kidnapping, Clark finds himself going up against a super hot, plant-controlling alien...from the Phantom Zone. Lex and Lana are fighting over what they're wearing to the Dark Thursday Ball charity event. Lois tries t…
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Super Sick. Super Sneezes. Super Breath! After almost two seasons, our boy C.K. adds another power to his arsenal. In the aftermath of Zod's chaos, now dubbed "Dark Thursday", Clark has spent the week going into overdrive in order to help cities all over the world recover from the catastrophic event. Due to his prior exposure from the Phantom Zone,…
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A Smallville Special: The Stories Nobody Asked For! Today the Two Nerdy Idiots dive deep into one of the Smallville Legends stories: The Oliver Queen Chronicles. Join us in reviewing this 6-part "mobisode" series on the early life of Oliver Queen before his first live-action appearance next week on episode two, "Sneeze". Also tying into our next we…
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KNEEL BEFORE ZOD. The start of another new season with the conclusion to Smallville's three-part episode beginning back in season five. After Zod has taken over Lex's body, everything has fallen into chaos. With Clark now trapped in the Phantom Zone, who is left to save the world? You guessed it... LANA LANG! Lana teams up with Lionel, Martha and C…
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The Award Show, Pt. V Welcome back to our end-of-season award show! The Two Nerdy Idiots return with all the great and worst moments of season five along with a variety of categories, some old and some new. We also bring a new special guest host into the mix to help be the tiebreaker. Thank you again to all of our fans for riding with us another se…
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Bald Billionaire v Kryptonian AI: Who Wins? The Two Nerdy Idiots have finally reached the halfway mark with Smallville! Milton Fine, a.k.a. Brainiac, has come to collect his master Zod's vessel: Lex. Clark continues to have the worst year ever, Lana is somehow still the most terrible person, Martha is becoming senile and Jor-El is starting to be Su…
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The Tale of Lex Luthor, the Virus Collector This season's penultimate episode is here and it's wild to say the least. Ghost Jon tells Clark to kill Lionel Luthor...yes sir? Lex is collecting the world's deadliest viruses for Dr. Fine and has no idea why...dope? Lana and Lois have a nice day together...cute? Oh, and it's Clark's birthday...SURPRISE?…
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Clark Kent v Graham Cracker: Who wins? Our end of season Meteor Freak of the Week episode arrives when Clark just happens to save the wrong person in Metropolis, and his name is Graham Garrett. After befriending Clark to repay him, Graham finds the perfect way to win CK over: kill Lex Luthor. Chloe gets the details and finds out Graham is one of th…
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A Smallville Love Story: Foil Man's Games This week we get the show's version of "Do you want to play a game?" when a mysterious, foil-masked figure appears to Lionel with a personal vendetta. The Foil Man tests Lionel with life or death challenges, even going as far as involving Martha into the game. When both of them go missing, Clark and Lex dec…
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Orphan/Glass/Betrayal Another orphaned child, another Clark Kent ready to be their dad. This week a little girl named Maddie Van Horn is taken to the Kent house after a freak accident killed her foster mother and Martha's chief of staff. Clark finds out Maddie has the ability to control all things glass, something that her biological father passed …
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Flatliners: The Smallville Edition We've got a Lana Lang special this week! The topic? Overdose into the afterlife. Lana isn't taking the break-up too well and gets addicted to a Kryptonite drug that lets her visit her dead parents. As Lana slowly becomes a junkie for death, everyone around her gets involved in order to find the ones supplying the …
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Ever heard of the game "Simone Says"? Things take a magical turn this week after a new girl named Simone gets hired to hypnotize Clark with her gigantic blue necklace. You know what that means...break up with Lana! As Clark is being controlled, Chloe and Lois try to figure out anything to help break him out this spell. Meanwhile, Lex manages to str…
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A Smallville Love Story: Victor & Katherine After a few weird weeks The Two Nerdy idiots are back with a classic DC character, Cyborg, and his super awesome girlfriend that Lana is obsessed with. A young Victor Stone finds himself resurrected with bionic upgrades after a freak accident "killed" him. As Victor's on the run, Lana hears about his girl…
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Andrea Rojas is back...with more Spanish! The fans asked for it (no they didn't) and we were happy to provide (no we weren't)! The Two Nerdy Idiots bring you another bonus episode this season to review the return of EVERYONE'S FAVORITE "HERO": Andrea Rojas, a.k.a. Angel of Vengeance a.k.a. Acrata a.k.a. The Jack Sparrow of Metropolis. Andrea return…
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*VIEWER/LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED* Discussions contain topics such as sexual assault, suicide and self-harm. This episode review is NSFW! -Little Mikey Smallville returns with an old trend: Freak of the Week. This time with a little twist: the freak is already dead! Chloe is on the verge of being institutionalized after cutting herself from be…
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It's Rojas...Andrea Rojas, comprende? A new vigilante enters Metropolis and saves Martha from being murdered. Although she looks like a hero she seems to have her own personal agenda for revenge. This "Angel of Vengeance" catches the attention of Clark and Chloe, so Clark decides to team up with her in order to avoid the grief of losing his father.…
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"The tide of fate is impossible to stop." The Two Nerdy Idiots gotta do it big this week for Smallville's 100th episode, so we decided to give you full frontal (video)! Clark makes the biggest leap ever by proposing to Lana right after revealing his secret to her at the Fortress of Solitude. Jon and Lex's state senate race comes to a close. A tragi…
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A Smallville Love Story: Lex's Panic Room Nothing brings secret lovers closer together than a terrible hostile takeover. Two cops bent on revenge against Lex take him hostage at his mansion for information on the crashed Kryptonian ship. Little do they know is that Lex has a really lame panic room and his best partner-in-crime, Lana Lang. Before Cl…
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Kent v. The Bald White Knights What's more Halloween than celebrating with a NSFW review of the most epic campaign rally Smallville has ever seen? Jon gets further into his senate race against Lex and makes a bold strategy change: nominates Lois as his campaign manager. While Jon makes his moves, so does Martha...with Lionel. On Lex's side, Samanth…
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Power. Money. POWER! 'Tis the season for another holiday-themed episode, but this time? It's Christmas in Smallville and Lex gets the best gift of all: two bullets to the spine. As Lex lays in a coma, awaiting surgery, the ghost of his mother comes to show him his future where he made all the "right choices". While Lex is immersed in his vision, Ch…
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Never threaten the life of Martha Kent. This week Martha Kent comes down with some type of Kryptonian illness that is causing her to lose her life, slowly. Clark, now worried, goes to Dr. Fine in order to find a cure. Unfortunately, Dr. Fine starts to show his true colors after giving Clark strange advice... James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slaye…
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Smallville 101: What happens when a Kryptonian gets a splinter from a meteor rock? Welcome to our 100th episode! After a surprise visit to Lana at Met U leads to cutting his finger on silver kryptonite, Clark begins to suffer from hallucinations and paranoia. He proceeds to wreck the truck for the fourth time (lol), distrust everyone around him exc…
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A Good 'Ol Boy Story: Politics & Strippers New week, new murder. After a dancer gets killed outside a private gentlemen's club Chloe, Lois and Clark investigate in order to find the killer. Concurrently, Senator Jack Jennings comes into town to visit his best friend, Jon, in order to get some help with his new campaign race against Lex Luthor. But …
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The Tri-Psi Sucker Sisters Megan, a.k.a. The Nurse, makes a comeback as our special guest host once again! We finally get our first Halloween episode, so you know what that means? BRING US THE VAMPIRES! This week Lana decides to pull a fast one on Clark by enrolling into Met U and one of its well-known sororities: Tri-Psi. Little does Lana know is …
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TIME TO GET WET AND READY, BRO! This week we become environmental heroes, bro. You know why? Because THE Arthur Curry, a.k.a. Aquaman, makes his first-live action appearance as the Florida native who beats Clark to Lois' rescue at Crater Lake. After trying to trash Arthur due to his distrust of him, Clark finds out that Lex is behind a military exp…
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After Dark Special, Pt. II: The A.C. The Two Nerdy Idiots are back for a special bonus episode review of the failed Aquaman pilot from 2006, created by the Smallville showrunners, starring Justin Hartley (This is Us, Smallville) as Arthur "Orin" Curry. Join us in this deep dive of A.C.'s life in Mercy Reef, his Atlantis origins and how The Bermuda …
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The Smallville Missile Crisis! We go nuclear this week after a "decommissioned" missile silo bunker gets activated for launch by Smallville high graduate, Gabriel Duncan. With previous ties to The Torch, Gabriel warns Chloe of the town's inevitable destruction. With his powers still gone and fresh off a bang bang sesh with Lana, Clark teams up with…
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Two albinos and a junkie walk into a barn... After a breakout at Belle Reve, three convicts head down to Smallville in order find Clark who is their way to get all the Kryptonite juice they could ever need. Unfortunately, Clark doesn't have his powers and will need to do this the old fashioned way: with a brain (Chloe). While this is happening, Lex…
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OMFG, FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE!!! The original season premiere special guest host, Sebastian, joins the Two Nerdy Idiots once again to bring in season five of Smallville. In the aftermath of the second meteor shower Clark finds himself in his new fortress with Chloe, a new test from Jor-El and two brand new Kryptonian warriors ready to wreck Smallville…
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The Award Show, Pt. IV The Two Nerdy Idiots are back once again to host round four of the season awards! We've got a couple new categories and plenty of nominations, some obvious and some quite shocking. Thank you to all the fans who have continued to participate with us each season. You have made our arguments even better. Now come and enjoy the s…
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SCHOOL'S.OUT.FOREVER!!! Bringing back the original finale guest hosts, The Kieslich Bros, to end our season off just right! Graduation day is finally here and you know what that means: METEOR SHOWER TIME! When a second meteor shower starts to head towards Smallville the military come in to evacuate the city. The cause? Lana killed Genevieve Teague …
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Mr. Bukkake's School of Wax Nothing like an unexplained freak of the week for season four's penultimate episode! Brendan Nash, fellow senior student, is introduced as one of the school's "Most Likely To..." who has built his own version of Smallville High in order to keep the high school vibes going forever and ever. After kidnapping a few students…
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Smallville's 4/20 Special Event: Rapid-Aging Exploding Murder Baby! Clark and Lana play foster parents this week when they find an abandoned baby in the middle of a crater in a field, with no parents to be found. Within the next 12 hours the baby starts to rapidly age out of control, even causing explosions when it occurs. Clark and Lana take the c…
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Dude, Where's My Clark? Amnesia + Clark Kent? Not a good combo. A new "freak of the week", Kevin Grady, is introduced after robbing The Talon in plain sight. When Clark goes to stop him Kevin wipes out all of his memories on accident. With the help of Lois and Chloe, Clark sets out to find Kevin in order to reverse the effect, but it looks like Kev…
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Dawn Stiles, the Unfriendly gHOEst Brand new special guest host Megan, a.k.a The Nurse, gets into the Smallville spirit with us for our weekly review! Fellow senior, Dawn, makes her introduction as the popular and bossy prom queen candidate who becomes upset that Chloe has been nominated by most of the student body. After getting dumped right befor…
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A Smallville 4th of July special: The Lexes LuthorCorp and meteor rocks are back at it again when Lex and Dr. Sinclair (Scare) accidentally create black Kryptonite during a trial run in their experiment. The event causes an explosion and Lex to split into two of himself, with the evil Lex taking the upper hand and causing harm to everyone around hi…
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I (We) Love (Hate) Lucy: The Smallville Edition Another member of the Lane family is thrown into the mix as original DC Comics character Lucy Lane, Lois Lane's sister, makes her first Smallville appearance. Under the disguise of a "I miss you" visit, Lucy abruptly comes to Smallville after getting into financial trouble with a Swiss loan shark. Mea…
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The Chronicles of China: Legend of the Horse Smallville gives the fans a game show of deciding who the better couple is this week: Lex & Jason OR Lana & Clark. After Jason lies to Lana about what he's doing in China she decides to take the map Lionel gives her and flies out there herself with Clark, who is on his own mission for the stone after rec…
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Air Bud: The Smallville Edition Smallville lets the dogs out this week after we get introduced to two brothers, Zack and Josh, that use kryptonite-injected canines for their money heists. After Lois accidentally stumbles upon one of the super-powered dogs she takes it back to the Kent farm where we find out LuthorCorp has been conducting more exper…
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Geoff "The Teflon Stun Gun" Johns Brand new special guest host, Michael, joins us on this week's episode review to give us his hot take! Smallville has everyone completely forget about Alicia Baker as we slide right back into Clark's stupid college football dream. Geoff Johns, Met U's all-star running back and town native, comes in to help recruit …
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The fans asked for it and we delivered! Welcome to the two-part, special episode event for Alicia Baker's unforgettable return to Smallville. After being cured of her mental illness, Alicia Baker is released from Belle Reve and immediately reconnects with Clark to apologize. The two slowly fall in love with each other, but things start to get wild.…
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