We talk about Episode 8, The Last Jedi! And then we talk some MORE about The Last Jedi. And then, even more. For almost an hour. Full Spoiler review!

We're talking dick pics! You want 'em? We don't! Laxatives! What makes you poop? Church has found something new! And Bad Mom Advice - what's the worst advice your mom has ever given you? Plus lots, lots, lots, more. [Okay maybe like two other topics.]

Mercy wants to talk about 'THE BURBS! How long of a discussion can our intrepid and easily distractible hosts have before they wander on to other topics? The answer is - about as long as Tom Hanks's shorts. Also on our list - is Santa Claus hot, or not? And do you think Paul Simon would like me?

Technically, the difficulty is us, because we're drunk. Church continues to pour gin in to Mercy's glass. Mercy completely forgets the concept of the TV show "Mr. Ed". There's a LOT of background noise, gulping, swallowing, coughing, choking, cats meowing, bottles opening, and carbonated liquid being poured. If you have Misophonia, please do not li…

Who's listening this week? Church pulls a muscle doing some naughty things! Mercy is confused about the Game of Thrones season finale. Plus, we talk about the 1981 Disney movie "Condorman", starring Michael Crawford.

A whole lot of madness about nothing in particular. Who's the sexiest member of Hanson? Why is our cat such an asshole? Are children a type of of soup? Why do we have a framed photo of Paul Rudd on our wall?

Summer madness! We talk about our weird food phases, summer holidays, and Church's talent for creating copious amounts of male fluids. We also argue about the movie Grown Ups 2, which is ridiculous, because nobody's ever watched it.

We return from our summer hiatus with a great episode. We discuss various slang for underpants, celebrity sex dreams, and monthly subscription services. Church narrowly avoids an embarrassing misunderstanding at the pharmacy, and Mercy comes up with a plan to dip everything in wax.

Episode 22 was so bad, we had to make two apology episodes. This is the last one. We promise.

Why are we apologizing? Why is this episode under 5 minutes in length? What Spice Girl did Mercy have to be for her 9th grade Drama class recital? We answer ALL those questions, and maybe, like, two more, in this episode.

We discuss, AT LENGTH, the mid-80s television smash hit starring Michael Landon, Highway To Heaven. As well as love languages, sex dungeon, and so many other ridiculous things that well, you just wouldn't believe it.

It's SUMMER TIME, baby! We're talking about sex in hammocks! Our favourite movie rentals from childhood! At one point, we veer off and go totally out in to left field with a bit we call "Hey, how are ya doing?!", then we head back to movies, erotic dreams about TJ Miller, and the ever popular topic, "raccoon testicles". THIS EPISODE IS NOT TO BE MI…

Church and Mercy take a trip back in time to the mall, circa 1986, then jump straight in to discussing their favourite villains. They also review the horror movie Lights Out, and wax poetic about James Bond movie opening scenes and theme songs. Big shout out to @DougMellard, who wrote a beautiful tweet about his dog vomiting!…

Come along with us on a hamburger roadtrip! We talk about local eateries we love, children's violin recitals, and differing tastes in porn. Seven stories at once - it's a little bite of everything in a 25 minute episode!

Can Mercy accurately be described as a "Discount knock off Zoey Deschanel"? Also, is that considered a compliment - or not? We talk about board game rules and how inadequately most people teach others how to play them. Adding to the madness is a house in shambles due to an upcoming garage sale, and Good Cat decides to horn in on the podcast process…

Mercy starts the episode off "right" by serenading the listeners with the Flash Gordon theme song - badly. Then Church and Mercy discuss things they are thankful for, from easy, pain-free pooping, to beautiful hair. Plus, dinosaurs!

We're talking about PERKY NIPPLES! Church encounters French Maids in the wild! We also delve in to one of the less often discussed aspects of a popular 80s movie, Harry and the Henderson - namely, where DOES a sasquatch poop?

Episode 15 starts off promising with the exciting futuristic sound of LASER BEAMS and a discussion about what people in the past thought the future [today] might look like. Very quickly the conversation degenerates in to random madness as we start talking about The Jetsons, old cartoons, and bad movies. Church has a list of things he'd like to read…

Bracketed by two classic Legend of Zelda commercials, Church and Mercy talk about new cars, inline skates, Guardians of the Galaxy, and more. Buying lube - joyless adult buzzkill or important part of healthy sexual hygiene? You decide!

A mini-episode jam packed with all sorts of madness. Mercy talks about her early art career drawing furry vore porn, Church waxes poet about body brushing and his moisturization routine. Plus, how much is a jetski worth? And much, much more.

Church and Mercy start this episode off right by discussing the psychologically traumatic body horror elements of the 1987 G.I.Joe animated movie. Things quickly degenerate in to the standard ramble when Mercy gets sidetracked by her sexual fetish for Cobra Commander. Also, do you enjoy breakfast, and how do you feel about canoeing?…

Recorded immediately after Episode 10, Church and Mercy drink more awful wine and become delightfully incoherent. Mercy shouts several expletives directed towards the wine bottle. Church discovers a mode on the Casio keyboard that makes helicopter noises. Mercy rambles on about basements of her childhood, plus, Church does a surprisingly accurate P…

An action packed hour long special where we get drunk on an awful bottle of wine and talk about Alfred Molina, ghosts VS trains, and about 450 other topics. We have a candid discussion about the first time we had sex, also, what do you do with your balls when you pee?

Mercy wants to get famous for artisanal hula hooping. Does Church look like Jeff Goldblum, or just sound like him? BBQ mop! Plus, we discuss fantasy casting for our fictional movie hero, Two Hour Max, and argue about whether or not you can play Jenga on a carpet.

Church has a run in with a rather handsy woman at the pet store. Mercy misunderstands simple concepts. We talk about our thought processes, and how bad we are at finishing stories. Would James Franco make a good Joker? Plus, the ongoing saga of Church VS the Clogged Bathroom Drain. Thrilling stuff.

How many tissues are in your pockets, right now? Church and Mercy discuss their teenage fashion styles. Costco pants and mystery shirts. Mercy remembers the time she bought $75 worth of candle holders at the Dollar Store. Also, spoilers for the movie X-Men: Apocalypse.

The McDuck burger! Sensory deprivation tanks and coffin hotels. Mercy is great at poker - but she doesn't know how to play it, because she never remembers the rules of card games. Also, do we really just mumble the words "Chewy Wheels" softly for 15 minutes? You'll have to listen to find out!

Witches! Curses! Shapeshifters! And Murphy Brown! Church talks about his love of Ace of Base, plus, Mercy buys hardcore lesbian erotica for her mother.

Church and Mercy discuss movies that shaped their sexuality! Which actors give good hugs? Plus, Church "pushes it to the limit", and we talk about the movie Beethoven and Charles Grodin's illustrious career, as well as talk about Mr. Roper's penis. Yes, that's right, Mr. Roper, the landlord from Three's Company. You don't want to miss this one!…

We survived our trip to Star Wars Celebration Orlando 2017. A brief recap of our convention experiences as well as a general trip recap of our time in Orlando. We wandered on to a rollercoaster by accident! Feral cats abound at our resort! And Mercy shows off her pajamas to 10,000 people at the Orange County Convention Center!…

Mercy and Church discuss who is the sexiest Transformer. Can you be attracted to a robot? Plus, walking in on your spouse masturbating, Eugene Levy, and, pudding pops. Are all of these things related? We'll find out.

Just absolutely terrible! The cat steals Mercy's underpants and ruins everything. We talk about the dirtiest sex we've ever had, as well as skinny dipping stories from our teenage years. Plus, how many cookies can you eat in one sitting?

Mercy breaks her toe. Church pees on things. Plus, shitty gardening stories and bad movie reviews.

The introductory episode! Who are we? What do we do? Why are we naked in a hot tub? Some of these questions may be answered. Many more will be asked. Honestly, it's an emotional rollercoaster.