On this episode I talk about the Army ruining camping for me, what it's like being stuck in the woods with your ex for a month, the new definition of a friend, women needing to earn men's attention just as much as men need to earn their attention, fake lesbians, chandelier titty tattoos, and breaking down what nipple piercings actually are…

On this episode I talk about a flooded parking lot, my food poisoning, Cinco de Mayo being St. Patrick's Day for hispanics, Eli Manning's friend hating my Patriots hoodie, why aren't Mexican's in the Tour de France, and my brother joins me to discuss spending money, accidental pooping, farting during an orgasm, Bengay on balls, and falling in love …

On this episode I talk about growing hair, flying United Airlines, wardrobe changes for spring, managing anger, how to plant a bomb in my head, women being the ultimate game masters, Aaron Rodgers dumping Olivia Munn, women who are controlling, and including your significant other in your life more to keep the peace…