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Join Jayme and Beth (long time friends and proud geriatric millennials) as they dive into a tapestry of topics. From nostalgic interludes that will transport you back to the ‘80s and ‘90s to laugh-out-loud cringe-inducing tales to the day to day realities of entering your mid life. This podcast is your personal soundtrack for the everyday mundane, carefully designed to add a touch of joy to your routine. Whether you're powering through workouts, commuting, or simply taking a well-deserved br ...
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Episode 173. This week, Jayme and Beth dive headfirst into the world of gen z and alpha slang, putting Jayme's knowledge to the test in a fun and fast-paced game of "Does Jayme Know This Slang?" From deciphering the meaning of "fell off" to the chaotic vibes of "chicken jockey," they explore the linguistic landscape that’s ever evolving with each g…
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Episode 172. How far would you go for an instant pot? This week, Beth and Jayme come to terms with a hilarious and slightly haunting truth—they are slowly but surely turning into their moms. From the overflowing spice cabinets to the inability to toss a “perfectly good” box, the signs are everywhere… and they’re embracing it (mostly). There’s laugh…
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Episode 171. This week, Jayme and Beth are pulling back the curtain on something we all do but rarely admit—quietly judging the world around us. They’re talking dog owner drama, spitting in public (why is this a thing?!), restroom awkwardness, and the lingering presence of frosty lip gloss from 2003. Nothing’s off-limits—and everything is up for ge…
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Episode 170. This week, Jayme and Beth air out their grown-woman grievances in an episode dedicated to all the things they simply cannot be bothered with anymore. From errand fashion and perfect pony tails to customer service rudeness and the ongoing war against chores, nothing is safe from their list of modern adulting annoyances. If you've ever m…
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Episode 169. This week, Beth and Jayme are celebrating the essence of being a "girl's girl"! They dive into what it means to uplift, support, and empower one another, contrasting this with the often toxic "pick me" mentality. From the importance of grace to the joy of celebrating both big and small wins, they explore how being a girl's girl can tra…
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Episode 168. This week, Beth and Jayme are serving up a fresh batch of favorite things—from the practical to the wonderfully random. It's part spring refresh, part “you need to try this,” and all real-life recs that are actually making our days a little easier (or at least more fun). We’re diving into what’s helping us feel like semi-functional adu…
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Episode 167. This week, Beth and Jayme are diving headfirst into a game of absurd and hilarious what-ifs—because why wouldn’t we talk about matching tramp stamps and which superpower would actually make adulting easier? From swapping lives for a day to revisiting our worst impulse buys (seriously, what were we thinking?), this episode is all about …
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Before we had the internet in our pockets, life was… different. This week, Beth and Jayme take a nostalgic look back at the last analog generation—when we had to memorize phone numbers, and use actual maps to get places. From encyclopedias to card catalogs to calling businesses to ask basic questions, they revisit the weird and sometimes wonderful …
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This week, Beth and Jayme have a bestie catch up session, covering everything from mammograms to restaurant fails. But it’s not all grievances and mishaps. They also dive into the simple joys of pajama parties, the struggle of bouncing back after being sick, and the dream of finding the perfect brunch spot. Whether you’re here for the relatable fru…
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Some things in life are minor inconveniences—others feel like personal attacks. This week, Beth and Jayme are diving into the everyday annoyances that test their patience, from the mysterious case of the disappearing phone chargers to the ongoing chaos of gender reveal parties. But not all gripes are created equal. Some are just funny, some are wil…
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From beauty splurges to comforting hobbies, this week we're sharing all the little joys getting us through March! Beth and Jayme dive into their latest obsessions—whether it’s skincare wins, DIY hair color, favorite snacks, or unexpected finds. Join in for a fun, lighthearted catch-up on what’s bringing us joy this month—and maybe find a new favori…
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Why are we still getting embarrassed over completely normal things? This week, Beth and Jayme dive into the most ridiculous everyday moments that somehow make us want to disappear. From the horror of picking up a prescription in a crowded pharmacy to the eternal struggle of panty lines, we’re unpacking it all. It’s cringe, it’s hilarious, and hones…
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It’s time for The Great Purge! This week, Beth and Jayme dive into the deeply satisfying (and slightly overwhelming) process of decluttering everything—from overflowing closets to the emotional baggage we didn’t even realize we were carrying. From sentimental keepsakes to the 10,000+ unread emails haunting our phones, we’re talking about what it re…
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Get ready to dive into the melodious memories of young love in this episode of The Geriatric Millennials! Beth and Jayme reminisce about teenage crushes, dramatic middle school heartbreaks, and the iconic songs that defined those oh-so-awkward moments. From heartfelt confessions to the perfect mixtape anthems, this episode is packed with laughter, …
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Buckle up—it’s 1996, and Beth and Jayme are taking a nostalgic joyride through the year that defined their teenage dreams! From the thrill (and terror) of getting their driver’s licenses to the soundtrack of their youth (hello, Fugees!), this episode is packed with iconic pop culture memories and all the magical moments of being a teen in the '90s.…
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Ever had a pet with a secret life? In this episode, Jayme and Beth share the hilarious and chaotic story of Jayme’s cat, Mittens, who pulled off the ultimate disappearing act. After months of heartbreak and searching, Mittens turned up... living her best life with the neighbors! From the ups and downs of outdoor cat parenting to the surprisingly em…
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In this episode, Jayme and Beth share the things they're excited to try in 2025, from outdoor adventures like cross-country skiing and pickleball to perfecting pancake recipes and tackling their reading lists. They chat about embracing new experiences, letting go of what doesn’t spark joy, and finding balance with social media. Join them for a fun,…
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Welcome to 2025 with us, your favorite Geriatric Millennials! In this episode, we’re diving into the realities of turning 45, navigating post-holiday life, and embracing the chaos of a new year. We’ll share our thoughts on setting intentions, finding balance, and making small changes that bring a bit more joy and ease to everyday life. Join us for …
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Join Beth and Jayme as they reminisce about the best of 2024! From AeroGardens to pickleball, 2024 was a year of surprises for Beth and Jayme! Join them as they share their best moments and unexpected joys. Best of 2024 TV: Agatha All Along (2024) The Serpent Queen (2022) Marry My Husband (2024) Never Have I Ever (2020) Music: LoFi Hip Hop Cali Reg…
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Hey friends, we’re wrapping up 2024 with a look back at the things we absolutely loved this year! Join us as we dive into the movies, books, and beauty products that made the year unforgettable. We’re talking about everything from the dreamy romance of Irish Wish to the jaw-dropping twists in The Silent Patient. And if you’re into beauty, we’re spi…
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Join Jayme and Beth for a festive stroll down Christmas movie memory lane! In this episode, they try to match iconic holiday movie quotes to their films. Whether you're a Christmas movie superfan or just love a good seasonal vibe, this episode will add a dash of holiday cheer to your day! __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagr…
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Jayme and Beth are back, diving into the holiday icks that make this season both magical and maddening. From awkward hugs with germy kids to cringe-worthy early decorations, they’re calling it all out with humor and honesty. Join the ladies as they tackle holiday music pitfalls, public gift-giving clout, Hallmark clichés, and over-the-top Elf on th…
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Beth and Jayme are diving into Gen Z slang to brighten your holiday season! Just in time for those cringy but hilarious interactions with the youngsters at all your holiday gatherings. From "standing on business" to "making it out of the group chat," they’re breaking it all down! __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @theg…
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Join Jayme and Beth as they take a nostalgic trip back to 1992! Listen in as they gush over heartthrobs like Luke Perry and Christian Slater, reminisce on classic Nickelodeon shows, revisit iconic songs, and try their best to remember the plot of Wayne's World! On this episode >> Kriss Kross >> troll dolls >> California Dreaming __________ Join the…
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Join Beth and Jayme as they celebrate a milestone in this heartwarming episode of The Geriatric Millennials. With three years of podcasting under their belts, they reminisce about the journey, sharing laughter and stories sparked by a special gift of custom cookies from Marla's Cookie Company. From the nostalgia of being '80s babies and '90s kids t…
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Beth and Jayme are diving deep into the emotional landscape of grief in this heartfelt episode. Sharing their personal experiences of losing a parent, they explore the complex feelings and life changes that accompany such a profound loss. From the unexpected moments of sorrow to the bittersweet memories that linger, they open up about being members…
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Beth and Jayme are diving into the ultimate wish list in this playful episode. From luxe spa retreats to dream wardrobe upgrades, they’re spilling what’s at the top of their lists—both practical and a little out there. Whether it’s an all-inclusive escape, a chic blazer refresh, or the perfect pair of dance shoes, get ready for serious inspiration …
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Join Beth and Jayme as they embrace the festive spirit and explore creative party ideas to make this holiday season unforgettable! From book exchanges to vintage recipe gatherings, they're sharing their excitement for bringing people together in unique and meaningful ways! On this episode >> all I wanna do is dance>> holiday costume extravaganza >>…
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Join Beth and Jayme as they dive into the cringe-worthy world of yuck sensations and personal pet peeves. From the unpleasant feeling of crumbs underfoot to the social discomfort of a joke falling flat, they’re sharing their most peculiar—and surprisingly relatable—irritations. Tune in for a lighthearted look at the quirky little things that make u…
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Join Beth and Jayme as they dive into the little things that bring them joy in this heartwarming episode of The Geriatric Millennials. From the unexpected delight of a perfect bite of food to the soothing presence of indoor plants, these small joys remind us all to appreciate the everyday magic around us. On this episode >> caramel apple love >> tw…
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Join Beth and Jayme as they take a nostalgic trip back to 1987! Listen in as they talk iconic toys and films to the heartthrobs and movies that defined the era. If you love the magic of the '80s, this episode is a must-listen! On the episode >> Jem is truly outrageous >> Golden Girls >> Madonna love Mentions: Jem and the Holograms Sylvanian Familie…
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Join Beth and Jayme as they embrace the cozy vibes of spooky season! From spicy scents to nostalgic movies like Practical Magic, the duo explores autumn traditions that warm the heart and home. Whether you're a fan of haunted houses or just want to curl up with a good book, this episode is a delightful celebration of all things fall. Grab your swea…
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Join Jayme and Beth as they delve into the fascinating (and sometimes hilarious) world of what's in their purses! From practical essentials to quirky must-haves, the ladies reveal the items they can't live without and the stories behind them. Whether you're a minimalist or a bag-stuffer, this episode will have you nodding along and maybe even rethi…
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Join Beth and Jayme as they dive into the lost art of basic social etiquette! From vanishing concert manners to everyday public nuisances, this episode is a lighthearted yet sincere call to bring back common courtesy. With their signature humor and insight, they tackle the little things that make a big difference in how we interact. Tune in for a f…
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Join Beth and Jayme as they dive into the hilariously cringeworthy moments of their past! From embarrassing social media posts to awkward youth ministry experiences and unexpected public gas, this episode is a rollercoaster of secondhand embarrassment and genuine laughter. Whether you're a cringe connoisseur or just need a good laugh, this episode …
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Join Jayme and Beth as they dive into the complex world of friendship red flags. From the frustration of one-sided relationships to the irritation of friends who spill your secrets, this episode is a candid exploration of the warning signs that can make or break a friendship. On this episode >> hello, it's me >> not your story to tell >> convo boga…
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Join Jayme and Beth as they navigate the highs and lows of this back-to-school season! From the joy of new school supplies and adorable first-day photos to the woes of routine disruptions and the dreaded back-to-school illnesses, this episode is a relatable rollercoaster for parents and non-parents alike! On this episode >> book fair drama >> first…
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Join Jayme and Beth as they dive into the petty annoyances that drive them up the wall! From the frustration of finding the perfect song for a short drive to the infuriating habit of people pulling through parking spaces, this episode is a hilarious vent session about the little things that just get under your skin. On this episode >> Spotify shuff…
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Join Jayme and Beth as they dive into their latest obsessions, from spicy book worlds to must-have beauty products. This episode is a treasure trove of recommendations that will have you adding to your reading list, beauty routine, and maybe even your Netflix queue! On this episode >> spicy fae >> aspirational real estate >> everyday I’m shuffling …
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Join Jayme and Beth as they take a chilling trip down memory lane, discussing the movies that left a lasting mark on their childhoods and beyond. From obscure Canadian films to classic Stephen King horrors, they share the stories (and scenes) that scarred them for life! From the eerie to the unsettling, this episode is packed with nostalgic terror …
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Join Jayme and Beth as they dive into the graveyard of hobbies they've abandoned over the years! From crochet projects left unfinished to the art of quilting, they explore the reasons behind why certain pastimes fall by the wayside and the joy of potentially picking them back up! On this episode >> yarn stash >> space puzzles >> let’s dance _______…
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In this exciting episode, Beth takes the lead to share the latest trends and songs filling her FYP! Dive into the hottest tracks that will be your summer soundtrack, creators you have to see, and discover the new Gen Alpha slang that's taking over. On this episode >> just say no to shopping >> aura points >> putting more root in your toot Mentions:…
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Join Jayme and Beth as they dive into the five must-haves for women over 35. From self-care routines and wardrobe staples to wellness practices, we're sharing the essentials that make life richer, more fulfilling and fun! Tune in for practical advice, personal stories, and a few laughs as we explore what every woman needs to thrive in her midlife y…
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Join Jayme and Beth for another cringe purge, where they dig up even more of their embarrassing moments. From awkward encounters with neighbors to mortifying mishaps, their sharing stories that will make you laugh, cringe, and maybe feel a little better about your own blunders! On this episode >> early guests >> tech woes >> cookie shame __________…
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Join Jayme and Beth as they delve into the world of awkward, anxiety-inducing adult peer pressure. On this episode >> lane changes >> aggressive TSA agents >> small grocery carts __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost ___…
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We're chatting about all the yummy books on our to be read lists! __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect …
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Join Jayme and Beth as they journey back to the iconic year of 1999! In this nostalgic episode, we're trying to remember all the memorable moments, cultural milestones, and personal anecdotes from the final year of the millennium. From Y2K fears to unforgettable pop culture phenomena, tune in for a fun and heartwarming trip down memory lane. On thi…
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From viral TikTok challenges to catchy audio clips and trending topics, we're sharing what’s capturing our attention and keeping us entertained. On this episode >> anything for a like >> bad dogs >> shuffle buddies __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials…
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Join Jayme and Beth as they dive into their June 2024 favorites! In this episode, they're sharing their current obsessions, from must-read books and delicious snacks to the latest beauty products and more! On this episode >> diy lash perms >> burrito love >> spicy books __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmi…
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In this unique found footage episode, Jayme and Beth open up about their everyday gripes and annoyances. From minor pet peeves to those little frustrations that we all encounter, no gripe is too small or too random. Join us for an unfiltered and candid conversation filled with relatable rants, spontaneous laughter, and the comforting realization th…
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