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It's Beth's birthday month, and we're celebrating in style! Join us for a special episode dedicated to our fabulous co-host, Beth. 🎈🎉 Get to know the amazing, hilarious, and incredible geriatric millennial herself! From her quirks to her favorite things, we're diving deep into what makes Beth so unique and lovable. 🌟💖 On this episode >> 4am wake up…

Feeling overwhelmed by the holiday chaos? Join Beth and Jayme as they dive into tips and strategies for safeguarding your peace during this festive but sometimes stressful time. From setting boundaries to self-care practices, they're sharing insights and advice to help you navigate the season with calm and joy. Tune in and prioritize your well-bein…

Can you believe it's been two incredible years since we started this podcast journey together? We're beyond excited to share this special milestone with all of you! 🌟🎧 Join us in celebrating our 2nd anniversary episode filled with laughter, heartfelt moments, and a look back at some of our favorite podcast memories. 🎉 Thank you for being a part of …

Are you tired of those cringe-worthy social media habits? Beth and Jayme spill the tea on the most annoying behaviors you see online! On this episode >> restocking videos >> where's the tripod >> authentic laughs __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials T…

Get ready to dazzle your guests this holiday season with expert party tips and advice from Beth and Jayme! In this festive episode, your favorite geriatric millennials will share their secrets for throwing the best parties and get-togethers. From decor hacks to party themes, you'll have all the tools you need to become the ultimate holiday hostess …

TW: 00's body trends Join Beth and Jayme for a trip down memory lane as they reminisce about the cringe-worthy fashion and detrimental body trends from the late '90s to early '00s. From low-rise jeans to frosted tips, they'll explore how these trends shaped a generation and left us cringing in the rearview mirror(and talking to our therapists). On …

It's time once again to clear our souls of awkward and embarrassing memories! Get ready for the cringe! On this episode >> moonwalkers >> eavesdropping >> Valentine's Day __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ …

Join Beth and Jayme for a cozy blend of chill vibes and best friend banter. In this special fall episode, your favorite geriatric millennials curate a mixtape of their favorite tunes to set the mood for the season. From soul-soothing melodies to foot-tapping classics, their song selections are designed to be the backdrop to your fall moments. Liste…

Get ready for an epic catch-up session with Jayme and Beth (your favorite geriatric millennials)! Beth shares her journey through a bout with COVID-19, while Jayme takes us on a wild ride through her dance congress weekend! These two friends are back together, sharing stories, laughter, and their unique perspectives on life. On this episode >> pool…

Get ready as we unpack the fascinating and often controversial world of Sister Wives! From polygamy to family dynamics, we're breaking down all the juicy details and sharing our candid thoughts on this reality show phenomenon. Whether you're a longtime fan or just curious about the buzz, this episode is a must-listen! On this episode >> super fando…

Fall is (finally) here and we're talking about all of our favorite autumn things! On this episode >> pumpkin spice everything >> sweater weather >> dated fashion __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect w…

Join in as we look back to prepping for back to school in the 80s! On this episode >> scratch 'n sniff >> golden gum >> pencil wars __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofa…

Well hello again! We're back sharing our cringiest stories with a special guest! On this episode >> fresh cut fruit >> student films >> Nemo's babies __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: In…

Join in as we talk all things Barbie movie! On this episode >> movie theatre anxiety >> Birkenstock or pump >> favorite childhood Barbies TW: sexual harassment由The Geriatric Millennials

Join in as we share books on our to read list! On this episode >> Libby >> Twihards >> library zeal __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper …

We’ve entered our de-influencer era! On this episode >> knee tweaks >> good bad books >> to cook or not to cook Mentions: Orange Theory The Starless Sea by Erin Morgenstern Year of Wonders by Geraldine Brooks Kids (1995) It’s-It Mint Ice Cream Sandwich Avatara Foam-O Foaming Face Mask I Care A Lot (2020) __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Co…

Jayme is a summer lover, Beth is not! Listen in as we share what's getting us through the hottest bits of the summer season! __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Insta…

We came to party! Join in as we share our epic summer mixtape picks! Listen to playlist here!! On this episode >> dancing queen >> cruising clearwater >> cookout vibes __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Con…

TW: Natural Body Functions We’re back with some of our most intense cringe stories yet! Featuring our very first special guest!! On the episode >> General Tao’s chicken >> tide pools >> giant nipples __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by…

We're sharing our favorite summer crushes (old & new)! On this episode >> teen bop magazine >> sneaking popcorn >> love notes __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Inst…

We’re sharing more of our experiences in dealing with the ramifications of 90’s and early 2000’s purity culture! Oh to be told your body is a vessel for sin! On this episode >> spaghetti straps >> butt cheeks >> pluck your eye out __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeri…

As a belated birthday celebration, we are talking all things Jayme. Get to know this amazing geriatric millennial a little better! On this episode >> low German >> water sports >> 90 Day Fiancé __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The F…

Are you still getting jiggly with it? Do you have the 411 on all things 90’s? Then this is the episode for you! We’re taking a stroll back into one of the most crunk eras! Booyah! On this episode >> cringy jello shot miming >> beeper drama >> I know you are (but what am I) Mentions: Gettin' Jiggy wit It (1998) Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985) Good Wi…

We're sharing some of our favorite summer reads! Jayme’s Picks The Maid by Nita Prose The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo by Taylor Jenkins Reid Where the Crawdads Sing by Delia Owens Lessons in Chemistry by Bonnie Garmus The Rosie Project by Graeme Simsion Beth’s Picks Harry Potter Series - Book #3: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Like Wate…

We're sharing more of our cringe worthy stories! Get ready to purge the ick! __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.c…

Get your tube tops and margaritas ready! We're sharing some of of favorite summer must do activities! On this episode >> pool potties >> face plopping >> clotheshorse __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Conn…

How did your relationships with friends and family fare during a very turbulent couple of years? We're processing through and figuring out where we stand. On this episode >> wild social media posts >> DK Rocky >> when family goes feral __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/Th…

Beth is breaking down all things Vanderpump to Jayme, who is totally out of the Bravo universe pop culture loop! On this episode >> Vanderpump Rules >> BravoCon >> Scandoval __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost ________…

May is mental health awareness month and were diving into a conversation about how depression and anxiety has impacted Beth's day to day life. Mental Health Resources: Therapy for Black Girls National Queer and Trans Therapists of Color Network Center for Disease Control and Prevention - Mental Health Resources if you or someone you know is struggl…

We're continuing our walk down 80's memory lane by looking back at some of the slang we totally used! __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ pape…

We're taking a little trip down movie memory lane! __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect with Jayme: Ins…

We're chatting about our approaches to the clutter, piles, and disorganization that can feel overwhelming at times! The perfect episode to jump start your spring cleaning projects! On this episode >> microwave disaster >> brain dump >> just throw it away Mentions: Doxie Portable Scanner __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram…

We're sharing what's currently getting us through the day! From podcasts to tv shows, books and beauty; listen in and get inspired! On this episode >> vanderpump rules >> influenced by instagram >> becoming an athlete __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillenni…

We’re spring cleaning our souls! It’s time again to share cringy moments that give us the icks! On this episode >> road trip snacks >> bootcut jeans >> vat of salsa __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connec…

We love the 90’s! This week we’re taking a lovely stroll down our teenage memory lane, sharing some of the things we miss from the 1990’s! On this episode >> just take your glasses off >> fashion desert >> land lines __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennia…

As midlife crisis March comes to an end we’re sharing our icks and annoyances! On this episode >> tailgating or someone riding your tail >> ruined sushi >> pillows __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect…

We're continuing our celebration of mid-life crisis March with a look at friendship in your middle years. On this episode >> circles of friendship >> talking smack >> ghosting __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost ______…

We're celebrating mid-life crisis March with a deep dive into current slang. Join in the fun as Beth quizzes Jayme on terms we should know to remain somewhat cool. On this episode >> groovy >> pick me behaviors >> what is ASMR Mentions: What the Kids are Saying Zach Choi ASMR Chalk ASMR __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram…

We're celebrating midlife crisis March! Join in the fun and we talk about the joys of entering the realm of the middle years. On this episode >> hair sparkles >> frownies >> readers __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost …

We're closing out the month of love by talking about one of the best bits of life....pets! On this episode >> cat conventions >> Fratelli the cat >> what happened to the horse? Mentions: Cathy Comic Strip International Cat Show - Portland My Cat From Hell Fratelli's Instagram __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeria…

Jayme and Beth are sharing more of their favorite small businesses in Kennewick and Richland Washington! On this episode >> saturday adventures >> manual transmissions >> vintage finds Mentions: Novel The Teal Box Leyte Asian Market Layered Cake Artistry Threads __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennial…

We're talking about the awfulness that can be dating in your 40's! On this episode >> dating your husband >> SINK Life >> meet cutes __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransof…

We're celebrating the month of love by revisiting the trauma inducing, church driven, purity youth cultural revival that was 90's & early 2000's. On this episode >> purity balls >> courting >> just say no to orgasms TW: frank talk about sex and the church Mentioned: Pure: Inside the Evangelical Movement That Shamed a Generation of Young Women and H…

We’re sharing our tips & tricks on getting through the darkest days of winter. On this episode >> blinding LED headlights >> gift card hoarder >> stay hydrated Mentions: Honest Beauty Mascara Egyptian Magic Drunk Elephant Sunshine Drops Stila Stay All Day Smudge Stick Waterproof Eye Liner由The Geriatric Millennials

It’s that time again….get ready to feel the cringe! We're purging humuliating moments and loving every minute of it! On this episode >> Bennie and the Jets >> girl code >> can I speak to the manager __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by …

Listen in as we share our top picks from the year! From movies to books, podcasts to beauty products; we have opinions on it all! See more of our favorites at thegeriatricmillennials.com On this episode >> inappropriate meme songs >> life changing color analysis >> super special surprise Mentioned in the episode: Movies: Where the Crawdads Sing (Ne…

Listen in as we share our top picks from the year! From movies to books, podcasts to beauty products; we have opinions on it all! See more of our favorites at thegeriatricmillennials.com On this episode >> reading books with your ears >> must consume podcasts >> an embarrassing amount of Sister Wives Books: The Duke and I (Bridgertons, #1) The Invi…

On this episode >> intentions for 2023 >> adjusting goals >> staying alive __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com…

We're going back in time to revisit Christmas wish lists of yesteryears. Join in for a lovely trip down memory lane! On this episode >> only happy memories >> Care Bears on fire >> 80's toys Mentions: Son in Law (1993) Airborne (1993) __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/The…

We're taking a stroll down Christmas memory lane. On this episode >> gift cards galore >> Christmas couple's cake >> snooping __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Inst…