Tim released a book on amazon. Check it out here: http://amzn.to/2nUAhg7. What is it? Here is a short description: Many of us have looked at someone successful and thought, "Man, I wish I could put in the work to be successful!" Unfortunately, our dream for success usually dies immediately after it enters our conscious minds. Being successful takes…

The crew jumps right into made up movie roulette on this, the last episode of Unpitchable. We can't even begin to explain the plots to the 50+ movies we bring on this episode, so just sit back, relax, and enjoy some of the best and worst movies ever conceived. And as this is the last episode, let us say, thank you for all your support and for liste…

The gang discusses the path of dead celebrities 2016 left in its wake and we make our predictions the inevitable casualties we'll see in 2017. Nick brings a film about an island on the Mississippi and the terrors that await a group of overweight camp-goers. Tim pitches 5-6 movies of varying quality about a man with a mallet and his melons, a couple…

A device gives us a peak at the alternate universe versions of the podcast and we get a grim look at what could have been had Unpitchable never been born. We experience the beautiful failure that is our romance advice podcast, we make a few lists about things, talk about grandmas, and rank them, and we help some poor startups whip their business id…

Happy Holiday's from the Unpitchable crew! We start off our holiday by sitting back, sipping some warm hot chocolate, and creating our very own demented reindeer. Nick pitches a movie about a hunt for the perfect gift that gets just a little paranormal. Tim does his best to ruin as many Christmas movies as possible and brings: an invasion of reinde…

The crew discusses their ideas on the most important last four words in the history of television and then we unintentionally do an all Fast and Furious episode. David brings a flick about a time traveler and his assistant bending time to keep a crew of racers from killing themselves. Nick gets curious about one mans love for his monkey and the eve…

The crew discusses Kevin Jamesgate and the killing machine he has become. We also play a game of Hollywood Frankenstein. Nick gets festive in a film about the real-life coal deficiency that pushes Kris Kringle to his breaking point. David pitches a flick that reveals the magic behind politics and we take a look at our grim VapePunk future. Tim brin…

The crew talks Disney World and the amazing new rides that capture the feeling of grown-up torture that is the happiest place on earth. David explains away the mystery of the presidential election and details the rituals of self-impeachment. Tim pitches a film about a certain California governor's death and his terrifying and violent weightlifting …

Happy Turkey Day from the Unpitchable crew! While we are out on holiday break, come relive the best of the worst moments of episodes 11 through 15: David and Tim lose it over bread puns, David reveals his murderous side through a weird app, Joe-Face is born, we discuss The Rock's very rare blood type, we explore Kanye West's true martial arts poten…

The crew discusses the startling and unlikely results of the election. We also play a fun game of generator roulette and come up with some seriously bad movies. David brings a movie about traveling through space and living your life 6 seconds at a time. Tim tells the tale of a young boy trapped in a man's questionable movie roles.…

The crew talks 5th party candidates and which fictional president candidate they hope can become our commander-in-chief. We also discuss battling sausage, Dr. Strange, and cool science videos. Nick pitches a movie about the fastest man meeting the most furious men in an attempt to stop a terrorist plot. Tim plays wingman in a story about a red hair…

The crew learns about the eerie NFL Indianapolis Occults. Nick brings a movie about a mudblood looking to help his son discover his true archaeology potential. David predicts a series of McFlurry related murders through the misuse of some poor Precogs. Tim pitches a film about a quick and angry group of stunt drivers learning to deal with their ang…

The crew gets in the holiday mood by talking like vampires and discussing their favorite horror movies. Nick scares us all with a film about three monsters fighting it out to be top loaf in a max-security prison. David brings a flick about camp councilors negligence and the clown who just wants his pasty, red-nosed revenge. Tim brings some spooky f…

The crew discusses the merits of David as a monster slayer and the potential murderers who are listening to this episode AS WE SPEAK. Nick brings a film about maternal time-travelers and the sacrifices they make for our safety. David pitches a disaster flick about sentient lava with a goofy smile and things get a bit silly. Tim spins a tale about a…

The crew tells the tale of Clown Moses, talks clown commandments, and does their best to uphold the good name of clowning. Nick brings an actor back from the dead only to kill him again for the worlds funniest heist. David rocks us like a hurricane with his movie about a nightmare jester-storm. Tim pitches a film of a president in danger and only o…

The crew talks about the importance of close toed shoes at night, how fun parkouring zombies can be, a hero so fast David still hasn’t seen him, and how rolling tiny dice isn’t as frustrating as it sounds. David brings a prehistoric supernatural film that answers the age-old question: Are there ghost dinosaurs? Nick tells a tale straight out of a c…

The crew talks football, we discover our spirit animals, and we discuss our healthy and perfectly normal fear of clowns. Nick kicks us off with a film about a toy who pays the ultimate price for selling on the wrong street corner and-- hold on, Imma let you finish but David has one of the best movies of all time about a theme park created by a cele…

The crew learns from Master Nicholas Cage about using 'verbal judo' on naked, leather jacket stealing, Fudgesicle eating home intruders. David pitches his film straight off a cliff and we talk about a band of misfits versus a band of puppets. Tim takes us on an exploration of the prison that is the human body and the criminals who will stop at noth…

The crew talks Stranger Things and the strangest thing - a craigslist friendship. David brings a movie about a boxing murderer- um, I mean a movie about a boxer versus a murderer- er, well actually a movie about a fat serial killer? Nick spins a tale of a vagabond who must surgically augment himself with whatever is in his bindle in order to protec…

The crew is up late recording and somehow discusses the best salad dressing to pair with your illicit substances. Nick tells the tale of a rapper whose only crime is wanting to pimp out his jail cell. Tim brings us on a heist for the ultimate frozen beverage. David tells a whale of a tale about a young boy learning to deal with death.…

The crew tries to raise funds to buy the holiest of artifacts: Jesus' motorcycle. Nick blows us away with a film about a man who braves hell to see his fiance and also there are tornadoes. David gets us lost on an island where the quickest and the angriest must race for their lives. Tim tells us the totally true, definitely not made up story about …

The crew gets word from the International Podcast Commission that they need to take podcasting more seriously. Nick has a divine revelation for us about gods punching each other. David pitches a film about a mechanical son and the dad who didn't know when to stop pushing his buttons. Tim brings a war hero out of retirement the protect the second mo…

The crew talk about DC's take on Oceans Eleven, Tim tries a questionable soda, and David ponders the vastness of space. Nick brings a movie that will put a song in your heart and a pillow under your head. David imbues a popular sitcom cast with secret assassin martial arts skills, and Tim tells a heavy tale about forgotten celebrities and their jou…

The crew forces David to record, on this, the day of his birth, and they talk about Stranger Things. David pitches a film about an 8-bit cop taking down a pill-popping, maze-crazed criminal. Tim brings a movie about the importance of attentive driving and finding friendship in the electoral forest. Nick narrowly threads the politically correct need…

The crew is spiritually visited by a very special guest with a deep voice and a deeper propensity for sick stunts! Nick brings a bite-sized martial arts flick about facing your enemies on your own turf. Tim tells a story of ghosts who make pottery of the human variety and a baskteball star who can see beyond the veil. David uses every tool in his a…

The gang put together a special episode this week, mainly because we couldn't be bothered to leave our Yachts to go record. Come relive some of our favorite moments, goofs, and hilarious mistakes. Nick eats an Oreo during a live recording to the chagrin of the entire cast. David coins possibly the greatest presidential campaign slogan in history. T…

The crew gets some actual exercise because of a stupid phone game. David pits a boy with a knack for improvised weaponry against two full grown men on a night that only comes around once a year. Tim pitches a film about perfect pitch and calls men who were once boys out of retirement to bust a drug ring. Nick gets scared straight in his film involv…

The crew talks about a dark fast-food ritual even Cthulhu can't condone, their shared favorite podcast, the magic of GTA 5, and you won't believe their other topic: listen to find out. Nick brings a movie that appeals to at least half of all people; David re-imagines a Bible story with jerky, dinosaur drugs, and muscle oil; and Tim injects high-oct…

The crew discusses mystical Cheeto dusted fast food. Tim takes us on a walk to an underworld dog racing league. Nick throws a Hail Mary in this film about kids stepping on the gridiron and probably not stepping off of it. David takes a bite out of your childhood in a movie about zombie deer, zombie men, and tainted corn.…

The crew tries desperately to define #Brexit with little success. David pitches a film about a zoo, a keeper, and a rappers efforts to hotbox a gorilla to save lives. Tim concludes (for real this time) the Matt Damon/Damon Wayans saga in a film about two men, bound by fate (and surgery) surviving the zombie apocalypse. Nick casts a spell about a sc…

We talk bad candy, how we plan for each other to die, and that dads come in all shapes and sizes in this Dadisode! Nick pitches a film about poor planning by a rich man to teach his rich son how to be poor. David forges from steel a film about robots made of junk playing a friendly game of putt-putt. Tim drops a film about a round man, a skeleton m…

The crew talks living in a taco-state and making chalupas great again, in-opportune seizures, and a neat podcast. Nick pitches a sweet film, but doesn't candy coat the deaths in this morality play. Tim stears us into deep water with a film about a solid boat and a not-so-solid timeline. David brings us to the origin of methanjellomine and the lengt…

The crew talks throat punching demons, the surprising effectiveness of chicken hats, and the healing powers of Wizard Soda and Chris Pratt's voice. As you may have guessed from the title, this episode is all about the man, the myth, the mall cop: Paul Blart. That's right, it's a Blartisode. David segue's into a few Blart flicks that will break your…

The crew is joined by friend of the show, Josh Catania. We discuss bands with names too concise, apps to play when you're sick, and a book that is pretty metal. Nick navigates the slippery slope of fighting for your life in post-Olympic death gauntlet. Tim tells us about a deserted wasteland where two idiots enter, one idiot leaves. David brings cu…

The crew discusses a Disney run governemnt, Suicde Squad pants troubles, and Kevin James' new TV show. David brings a movie about automotive anger that will drive you to school bus related murder. Tim tells a tale of a giant man who suplexes his way into a childs heart. Nick pitches a heart-warming film about finding faith and using your butt-kicki…

The guys share their thoughts on a fearful gallery of rogues, nocturnal meetings on the fence, and expressive eyebrows. Tim delivers a powerful story of one man, his water, and the power it possesses. Nick pitches a plot that really gets to the heart of psychic gambling and what's right and wrong. David spins a tale of two men just trying to stop o…

The crew talks about the church of the Denny's and the spiritual breakfast that binds us all together as a species, a clock that flexes you directly out of bed, and supernatural children's shows. Nick brings a well-rounded film about the very real threat of time travel obesity. David picks out a listener suggested film that will slam dunk the demon…

The crew talks about why grandparents are scary, how to correctly address a bear, and why David is disappointed in his mummy. Nick creates a reality-tv virus that threatens to move the def-con alert to Spray-Tan Orange. David pitches a movie that teaches us that heroes come in all shapes and sizes… And Iron Man suits do in fact come in XXL. Tim ima…

The crew is legally obligated to mention our guest, Shane Murphy. We discuss the attractiveness of hay, Jedi chakras and the clothing decisions of the force-inclined. Our legally required guest host, Shane, brings a movie about equality in a time of violence and destruction. David pitches a film about two unlikely forces of good coming together in …

The crew discusses their theories about the marvel universe, teen movies and Tim tries to sell a bone-breaking business idea. Nick brings a flick about two friends, seemingly (and physically) conjoined by their love of fast cars and weightlifting. David swims upstream in a riverboat casino heist. Tim recovers an artifact even top men couldn't keep …

The guys get into a heated discussion about "Joe-Face" and how he came to be while Tim lets us in on some farming secrets. David invites you back into a Disney Channel Original movie with some SOUL but adds some Hate into the mix for good measure, Tim completes (maybe?) a tragic saga while reminding us that "Dude Looks Like A Lady" is classic, and …

The crew explores the secret world of the Miitomo murders and gives a play-by-play of a slap fight between the world's two greatest heroes. David plays a classic gag and releases a rodent onto a school campus for his amusement, Tim learns that true love wears many, many, terrifying masks. Nick tells us about three elements of unbridled power in an …

The crew talks Daredevil and has a life changing experience with a magical form of rock 'n roll. David asks our politicians hard political questions about fiscal responsibility. Tim tells us about the greatest wizard of all. Nick sends a love letter with a dark twist.由Unpitchable Podcast

The crew talks Gilmore Girls depression, finding a new room under your house, and they pitch the films that started this train wreck. David talks about the very angry elephant in the room. Tim gives two starving actors starring roles in a dark karaoke bar. Nick puts a spiritual twist on a larger-than-life film.…

The crew discusses the secret ancient art of soccer with cars and plays a quote game. Nick fights for his right to party and pitches a user-submitted movie about a certain Disney princess learning to deal with her in-laws. David ruins a childhood comic for the sake of comedy. Tim tells a spooky story about a wife, some kids, and the tormented soul …

The crew finds an interesting(?) internet theory and talks about that tense moment before betrayal in The Division. Nick talks about extraterrestrial assimilation and waxes philosophically about batman getting old. David brings two movies together to discover a dark secret underneath your favorite mouse's theme park. Tim asks how strong the bonds o…

The crew discusses some movie theories that stretch the imagination and develop some undeniably good business plans. Tim reveals a presidential prophesy that is a punch to the gut. Nick pitches a well-rounded film idea with a grizzly ending. David's movie has a few thrills, some peaks and valleys, but still falls a little short.…

The crew has all the details you'll ever need about the Quesalupa. David bends the calendar to his will for a pitch and shows up late for the apeisode. Nick is super judgmental about a certain robotic movie franchise. Tim pitches a two-faced tale and his fear of babies and lords combine.由Unpitchable Podcast

Our microphone finally called us back and we patched things up, so our sound quality is back to normal. Nick pitches a movie about math problems and transcendence. Tim imagines an epic battle between horrible space monsters and invisible hunters. David tries to create a new extreme sport.由Unpitchable Podcast

Recorded on a tin can and some string for your listening pleasure! David haunts a TV show cast for his own entertainment. Nick embraces a new life as a fighter with arms wide open. Tim takes down an an evil clown drug lord with his four-legged friend. Links for Episode 4: http://coldcasecameron.com/ (we're sorry we did this too you)…