"THE FUTURE SUCKS, but Jim, Jason and Joseph intend to change that!"---Each week these three brave pop culture agents (the Crispy Coated Robots) receive orders from the home office in the far radioactive future requesting they submit individual Top 5 lists on various predetermined mundane topics about the late 20th and early 21st centuries.
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Send us a text This episode may give you pink eye. Jim, Jason, and Joseph salute some of their favorite fictional, cinematic Commander in Chiefs. Check out "The Girls" on Cinemax. Gentlemen, you can't fight in (the War Room)! It's a toupee of sorts. Delivering speeches to the House of Representin' We can only dream of what it would have been like t…
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Send us a text This is the episode that ruins the podcast. Jason, Jim, and Joseph are excited to talk about some of the sexiest space outfits in television and movies. Joseph is ridicule mercilessly for joining the show late again. Disco outfits make the best space gear. You know the production is in trouble when the Dorito Guy is one of the leads.…
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Send us a text This episode comes with Poopourri. Jason, Jim, and Joseph treat the listeners with some of the best live action dog performances in television and movies. Jim tries to get one of his selections on the list by declaring that his dog is the only one that is still alive. Jason is a friend to all animals... except Collies. You can't trus…
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Send us a text Joseph may show up for this episode. Jason, Jim, and Joseph take a trip to revisit some of their favorite road movies. 10 minutes later... It's all about the nest egg. A diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper to go. We got the Munchkins paid. Jason inexplicably loves Mad Max: Fury Road and Jim inexplicably loves the sequel without having s…
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Send us a text This episode is on an album that can be carried to school. Jim, Jason, and Joseph list some of the best albums from the 80s that shaped their lives. Ray Gun is a highlight of the Olympics for the boys. Jim's PTSD is triggered by Jim and Jason's selections. Jason admits his brother was the owner of several iron-on t-shirts. Knock, kno…
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Send us a text It's back to school time! That's why on this episode of the Crispy Coated Robots, we are giving oral report on the best school movies of all time! So pack your lunch, jump on the bus and head to class (or to wherever you listen to podcasts) because on this episode you'll learn... Why 27 year-olds make the best singing high school stu…
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Send us a text Oui! Oui! You got it! Hawe, Hawe, Hawe... On this episode, the 'bots honor movies with French elements. To be clear, there will be no discussion of French classics like "The 400 Blows," "Day For Night" or "Jules and Jim." On this show you'll get... Jim's very detailed breakdown of the French escape scene from the much-maligned Jerry …
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Send us a text Yep由Jim Kovacik - Jason Meeker - Joseph Johnson
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Send us a text Hey you! Yeah you! Don't be a Bozo! Check out the Crispy Coated Robots episode on Best Clowns in Movies and TV! You'll find out... Which clown Richie Cunningham saw naked... Why Jason prefers clowns that smoke... Which magician's clown name was also slang for urination... Why Joseph chose to nominate a controversial Doork... Why Jim …
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Send us a text This episode should have been called the Gene Hackman episode. Jim, Jason, and Joseph attempt one more episode about movies focused on doing one last job. Jim confesses to the life-long guilt of cutting in line to see Beverly Hills Cop. Look at me. Are you looking at me? Joseph can't remember movies he's watched, but he definitely re…
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Send us a text This episode is sexy and nothing but trouble. Jim, Jason, and Joseph fall for some of the best femme fatales in movies. Newman was never the same again. Jason's Henny Youngman impression will not be ignored. Be careful of the sexy androids. A bullwhip, meow! Jason secures his position as the number one Madame Webb fan. Jim and Joseph…
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Send us a text This episode is the most 70s episode ever made. Jason, Jim, and Joseph roll out the best skating scenes in movies and television. Hell Toupee, the best supergroup that never was. GFD - a bad idea fully realized. Nearly 45 years later and rollerball is closer to being an Olympic event than roller skating. 10 minutes for 10 bucks. Roll…
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Send us a text This episode has some fatherly advice! Jason, Jim, and Joseph celebrate some of the greatest dads in TV history. Joseph's Dad still has great advice to share and memorable quotes that Jim can't forget. Jim's Tom Bosley impression is pure Hollywood magic. Jason hedges his bets again to make sure his favorite sitcom gets on the list. D…
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Send us a text This episode is a little lonely and bitter. Jason, Jim, and Joseph reminisce about movies featuring old people. Jason sells out and goes corporate rock. Joseph is mocked yet again for his predilection of foreign films. Jim still hasn't seen more than one Star Trek movie. F.U. is not always a bad way to leave a message Joseph and Jim …
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Send us a text This episode nearly bares it all. Jason, Jim, and Joseph strip down the lists to the top five best underwear scenes. In space no one can hear you scream in your low-cut space panties. The physics of hiding a gun in panties is just not possible. The memorable moment of seeing pink polka dot panties for the first time. Jason tries to c…
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Send us a text This episode has a nice swoop. Jason, Jim, and Joseph comb over some the most impactful hairstyles in tv and movies. Jewfro When the updo goes down Jim goes up. Jim and Joseph reminisce on simpler times when your mom could cut your hair with a bowl. The man-boy haircut. Jason admits to looking like Jerry Garcia at one time, if Jerry …
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Send us a text This episode has been replaced by AI Jason, Jim, and Joseph put on their shades to lay out the best summer-themed movies. You old poop! Jason gets a warning for being inappropriate with AI. Jim's Henry Fonda impression sounds very similar to his Jimmy Stuart impression. I betta call my muther! Joseph suffers PTSD from working with fa…
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Send us a text An introduction to Crispy Coated Robots: The only podcast that matters! That’s right, many podcasts are funny and engaging as they entertain, interview interesting guests, discuss vital current events, and ponder deep intellectual subjects… what none of them appear to care enough to do is SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE NUCLEAR WAR TO COME! …
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Send us a text This episode is served best with a nice chianti. Jason, Jim, and Joseph give props to the baddies who got away with it in the end. Joseph is shocked when he realizes the mob isn't the good guys. Jim warns everyone that his Morgan Freeman impression has the upper hand. Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, "What's in the box"? Let's not bring race…
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Send us a text This episode's guy want to say bye to your guy. Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay respects to the master of deadpan, Charles Grodin. Chicken pepperoni and pecan pie. Jason hedges his odds with a bold strategy. Joseph reminisce his college days of dressing up like one of his favorite Grodin characters. The turn the show into a PSA for watchi…
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Send us a text This episode has bush! Jason, Jim, and Joseph expose some of the best hard "R" rated movies. Chilled white Burgundy, a little caviar, and grass. Forget bareback riding. It is all about riding topless. Before Charles was in charge and Bibleman was preaching, they were two horny teenagers having fun. Joseph learns a lot from Porky's. J…
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Send us a text This is a Whopper of an episode. Jason, Jim, and Joseph crown the best kings ever. Fleetwood Macrame! Whore! Norman Trollop! Jim reminisces on his first nip slip. Jim is forced to vote for Joseph’s top entry because his mother may be listening. It’s all about the onion rings. Which is Jason’s biggest disgrace: being kicked out of a C…
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Send us a text This episode eclipses all the others. Jason, Jim, and Joseph lament over the worst movies they watched all the way through. DEA! Jim astonishes everyone with his knowledge of eclipse themed songs. The start of the show surprises Jason (again). Jim recalls the movie that took the joy out of sex for him. Jason makes a plea for getting …
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Send us a text 1. Why does Joseph like butter? 2. Why hasn't Jason tried to eat eggs like a real man yet? 3. Why doesn't it get any more romantic than watching dogs eat according to Jim and Joseph? Those questions and more are answered in Episode 216 when the Crispy Coated Robots talk about The Best Food On Film!…
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Send us a text This episode may cause trauma and require counseling. Jason, Jim, and Joseph break out of the bubble to talk about classic made-for-TV movies. One word: Buttafuco! Ah, the 70s! When date rape and incest were considered family entertainment. Jason makes a case for the hotter Amy Fisher. South Carolina is destroyed without anyone notic…
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Send us a text This episode is done without wearing a shirt. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best movies about musicians. Jim praises Jason's rendition of "So Bad" being so good. Joseph Johnson: A fair bigot. Jason 4th pick is great! Too bad Joseph won't let him talk about it. Bologna and boners. Jim admits that he does not like factoids in…
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Send us a text This episode has flesh wounds, hamsters, and elderberries. Jason, Jim and Joseph launch some of the best medieval weapons scenes in movies. Joseph Johnson – Car Destroyed The boys perform a hat trick by offending the French, historians, and moviegoers. Jim offers a connection theory between medieval weapons and sodomy. Captain Picard…
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Send us a text This episode should have been about Sexy Space Ladies. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list the best movie scenes from other planets. By Grabthar’s hammer, what a savings. In space, no one looked at what teenage Jim was doing while watching Sigourney Weaver. Carbon-freezing old friends goes well with the smoothness of Colt 45. Jim: The Last A…
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Send us a text Jason, Jim, and Joseph dream of a better world when the Academy awarded the right Oscar nominations. Can you believe Brando lost to a mediocre performance by Bogart? "Stella!" How is Alvy Singer preferable to C3PO? Who is sleeping Au Buffo? Why is Jason is mad as hell and he’s not going to take it anymore? Which actor should have won…
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Send us a text This episode has booty sweat! Jason, Jim, and Joseph introduce the best opening scenes in a movie. Buckle up! You’re in for a surprise! Joseph surprises Jim and Jason with Valentine’s gifts! Jim describes his first experience with porn at a school’s book fair. Jason pleads a case for the ethics of criminality. Inca-Dinka -Do. I’m an …
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Send us a text This episode wants a lollipop. Jason, Jim, and Joseph prescribe the best TV series to watch while recovering. It's not fair! There was time now. Time to do another Burgess Meredith impression. Don't make Jason laugh. He may throw out his back. Baby, you got a stew going. Nothing puts you to sleep faster than Ice T complaining about m…
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Send us a text This episode allows you yo go to the movies... by yourself. Jason, Jim, and Joseph take solace in offer the list of best comfort movies. The NFL angers Jason, makes Joseph cry, and allows Jim to do more impressions. Nothing brings Jason more comfort than Christopher Walken and Russion Roulette. Julius Erving, a great athlete, but eve…
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Send us a text This episode has music that goes well with salad dressing. Jason, Jim, and Joseph offer the best movie soundtracks ever assembled. Bow, bow, bow , bow bow... Joseph insults strippers with Purple Rain. So many songs about running. No one puts Jason in the corner. Why is the Coal Minor's Daughter singing R&B? Why don't cowboys sing Swa…
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Send us a text It’s Episode 206! Best Winter Scenes in Movies and TV! BRRRRRRR! It takes 57 hours to listen to “The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich” on Audible. How far is Joseph into this historical saga? Why isn’t cannibalism funny anymore? Jim answers the most important question, “Is Patrick Schwarzenegger a good actor?” Can Jason do a William …
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Send us a text This episode has a lucky frame! Jason, Jim and Joseph roll out some of the best bowling scenes in movies and TV. Jason raves over the amazing Klingon choir. Grease 2 - a great film, but not good enough for the two screens at the Humble Theater. Jim talks about his favorite things in life: bowling, milkshakes, and Daniel Day Lewis. Jo…
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Send us a text The episode that will slap those teeth straight. Jason, Jim, and Joseph the best TV series of the year. Wookie porn for family entertainment. Joseph discovers Mario Bothers wasn't based on a true story. Jason laments about his beloved Jets. Jim announces his upcoming Tunnels Tour in Houston. Why can't Jim get past the first episode o…
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Send us a text The episode about a powerful force unleashed upon the world. Jason, Jim, and Joseph gush over the best films of 2023. Joseph admits to abusing his friends with texts of movie reviews. The ‘pro sex” films reign supreme in 2023. Jason let’s out his inner Cage. Dutch Ovens and Umpaloompas. Jason turns Jim and Joseph into Swifties. The b…
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Send us a text The episode with “Zee Breakdancing”. Jason, Jim, and Joseph rattle off things they are looking forward to in the new year. Jim is shunned by Joseph for not remembering his birthday. Jason and Joseph nerd out over calendars, eclipses, and jingoistic sporting events. Jim and Jason are possessed by the ghost of Maurice Chevalier. Dune 2…
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Send us a text The episode with a "rock n roll attitude". Jason, Jim, and Joseph take on the task of listing the best holiday scenes in movies and television. Joseph reveals the real reason he is obsessed with watching It's a Wonderful Life multiple times each year. Jim describes the week in college he and Joseph lived in Bizarro World. Jason admit…
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Send us a text Episode 200: “Prepare to be pelted!” Jim, Joseph, and George debate the Top 5 Romantic Comedies and they nostalgically weigh in on toys from the past. · What does Joseph consider the most dangerous toy he ever owned? · How does Sandra Bullock identify Peter Gallagher when he’s in a coma? · What was the first movie that Jim went on a …
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Send us a text Episode 199: “So it all started when I ran over a Happy Meal toy in my car…” Jim, Joseph, and George offer the best musical duos and their Top 5 Personal Holiday Traditions. · A Hall & Oates bass player sighting by the Stu. Co. · Is George a Closet Eggnog-ist? · Why did Henry Kissinger hat The Captain and Tennille? · What is Joaquin …
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Send us a text Episode 198: “I had all my hate ready to pour onto this movie.” Jim, Joseph, and George reveal their Top 4 movies of 2023 + one stinker. In a year that boasted the release of 180 full-length movies, which will make the cut · Did DC Comics finally crack the code for their feature films? · A sequel to Napoleon Dynamite? · Intermission …
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Send us a text Episode 197: “It’s like a wax museum with a pulse.” Jim, Joseph, and George tackle the Top 5 Guitar Solos of all-time while contemplating the best fictional restaurants in movies. · Kerri Russell turns pie into a Broadway play. · Why did Prince call Journey’s keyboardist? · Shenanigans’ floor plan and making desserts · The 3 versions…
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Send us a text Episode 196: Guilty Pleasures IV: The Guiltiest! Another installment of Jim, Joseph, and George baring their souls and revealing their guilty pleasure movies.由Jim Kovacik - George Wright Padgett - Joseph Johnson
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Send us a text Episode 195: “More blood, more nudity, more CGI-enhanced penises” For this episode the guys ‘battle it out’ in the debate arena for what is the Top 5 Gladiator stories in film and TV. Also considered is the best use of eyewear in film. · Michael Caine breaks out his old glasses from 1965. · Jim’s humiliating incident with John Lennon…
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Send us a text Episode 194: “Wow! They have a hit song and they’re a cartoon!” Jim, Joseph, and George discuss songs with food in the title and the Top 5 appearances of motorcycles in film. · Grunge piano and cornflakes · At age 26, who was the first person to win an Oscar for a musical score? · Which quirky pop song inspired John Lennon to return …
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Send us a text Episode 193: “Life is too short to spend time crushing graham cracker crusts.” Jim, Joseph, and George debate the Top 5 Movies directed by Ridley Scott. Also discussed are the best chocolate-centric foods. · What was the first ice cream flavor? · What chocolate dessert did French painter Toulouse Lautrec create/invent? · Russell Crow…
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Send us a text Episode 192: “Once a beanbag chair is punctured, you just have to move away and burn the house down to the ground.” For this episode the boys discuss spy characters (that are NOT James Bond) and best chairs. · Actor/comedian Steve Martin writes an intense terrorist/spy flick that’s not a comedy. · Richard Chamberlain or Matt Damon? ·…
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Send us a text Episode 191: “The Essence of Pickles” Jim, Joseph, and George debate pop songs ‘hijacked’ by the movies they were featured in. Also discussed is the worst use/misuse of condiments on foods. · Why is Jon Heder so sweaty? · Was Ned Ryerson behind GROUNDHOG DAY all along? · “I’ve created with my own mouth breadsticks.” · Jim’s first “Fo…
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Send us a text Episode 190: “The Burst Episode… Where’s the Tylenol?” In this show, the boys compare their Top 5 Movie Outbursts and the best Starburst flavors. · Fay Dunaway for mother of the year? · How did actor Gene Wilder startle Joseph and Jim? · “This is no longer a vacation—this is a quest… a quest for fun!” · Can you roast marshmallows wit…
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