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Dane Swan is talking footy and irrelevant life issues. Mainly the latter. Host "Racetrack" Ralphy Horowitz is joined by Samantha Riches as Dane’s two regular friends talking irregular gibberish and generally just ripping the piss. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Thankfully, despite there being no footy on the men's calendar, the stars of the show still front up to give us nonsense to talk about! All the hot topics in footy news annd our mate Dan gets back in the mentions, wrapped up with some listener questions. You're welcome! Support us elsewhere: @swannyandfriends @danes84 @rtralphy @samanthariches Supp…
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With Racing season upon us we thought we'd get in one of the Aussie jockey's that has done/seen/been/ridden them all. Fresh of his ride in Singapore where he crossed paths with our very own dane, unsurprisingly in the wee hours, Daniel Moor joins us to chat what life is like as a professional fast horse rider. The racing podcast if you're not into …
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At time of recording the "absolutely disgraceful skit" from the GWS boys was not yet uncovered...though unsurprisingly it would seem our opinioins would likely remain the same. Some draft chat some hypotheticals, Some fab listener questions as per, and nothing like a throw away line about how Mums and Dads have equal freedom to get Samantha's feath…
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With no footy games in the mens there is still plenty of players going out for coffee with other clubs and journos rubbing their hands about it! Enjoy a little banter filling time between guests. Oh and of course, thank you for your listener questions, they really do make the show! Support us elsewhere: @swannyandfriends @danes84 @rtralphy @samanth…
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Straight off the bat we talked about an issue close to Brett Ratten's heart - A walk for epilepsy. We then took a trip down memory lane, and with as many years, wearing as many different coloured hats as this man has, it was an enjoyable tale. Hear how the noise on the wood of the old Heatley stand used to bring with is a surge of lift from the boy…
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Not your regular Brownlow break down, it's Swanny's version plus Some great insight on role players and some even better listener questions before we look ahead to the big dance! Support us elsewhere: @swannyandfriends @danes84 @rtralphy @samanthariches Gamblers Hotline: 1800 262 376 Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny…
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50% of the room were Collingwood Premiership players today when a surprisingly funny, humble yet self aware, Nathan Murphy joined us. We talked living with Ginny to rooming with De Goey, his covid bubble holiday to a sober Mad Monday and how he won a footy B&F for a comp that didn’t exist! An enjoyable chat with a cracker of a bloke who’s s honesty…
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The games are starting to dwindle, we may have to start a Women's Maths Science at this point as imagining the next 6 months with our AFLM is not a reality we are ready to face. However the amount of shit we have to talk is still flowing thick and fast. Enjoy another week of our nonsense where we talk everything from Dusty to Docos Follow and suppo…
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We've been trying to get this notch on our belt for over a year now but we're sure as hell pleased he finally agreed to join us this week when his beloved Hawks are flying into the Semi finals! One of Australia's finest Broadcasters, journos and football callers, Stephen Quartermain (Quarters) joins the Swanny and friends crew for a trip down memor…
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From Claremont to Kalgoorlie, Dane told us of his work travels over the past week. Thanks to our listener questions there was a bit of chat about the Blues' Blues & some Melbourne leadership updates and Samantha apologises to the Doggies fans. We snuck Maths Science on the end Samantha is still living in a previous season, she's a bit tired and we …
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You asked, we delivered! No seriously, one listener request has lead to all of our enjoyment when Dane's fellow North Melbourne Member and Ralphy's old colleague, Trevor Marmalade joins us for a candid trip down memory lane. Enjoy bar stories from the best job in the world when the Footy show was in its prime right through to a great tale of how He…
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With the bye round looming we didn’t want you to go with out so we stayed back to answer listener questions just for you, the people. Nice of Caro to give some content for our show too, classic Caro. Support us elsewhere: @swannyandfriends @danes84 @rtralphy @samanthariches Guest Friend: @dhannebery Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump…
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Dan and Dane walked in to a bar in Berlin... the rest makes for good podcast content! Two greats on field banter about how they weren’t too different off field. Hannebery joins us for a great chat about his time at Sydney with some of the games greats, how he is fitter now not playing footy, than he was during his time at StKilda and how he wished …
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Just the one this week...to make you want us more...Not really we just thought we'd pop it all in one nice succinct episode where you can get your shit talk and game break down in the same spot. So we start with Dane putting together a lovely little recipe for a Petracca pie trade, we unpack some Mick Malthouse thoughts and get to some listener que…
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Sorry, you caught us mid conversation where Dane was busy on a certain weekend but when Samantha said ther would be a fee involved he was just checking if he could be come available ... its what we've come to expect of our dear Dane. The rest of the show is no different! As we have a stellar guest in this week we got our shit. talking out of the wa…
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Surprise! Guest episode dropping first to keep you on your toes! We must be doing something right because this absolute legend keeps coming back! Jobe Watson joined us to talk all things Essendon, Melbourne and well the state of the game in general. Enjoy Support us elsewhere: @swannyandfriends @danes84 @rtralphy @samanthariches Support this show h…
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Topic of the week was the retirement of arguably the best there has ever been to play the game and Dane told us how their love story really began. We thought we'd workshop some possible career paths forward for him which naturally lead to a review of Beauty and The Beast, the musical...Spoiler alert...Dane gives away the ending! Gosh you really do …
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Apologies and soliloquies, this episode, not just Maths and Science, we sprinkled a bit of opinion on hot topics too...purely because thats what came out, we don't plan to be this way, its just the way we are. Enjoy our take on the round that was and whats to come in this years topsy turvy season. Support us elsewhere: @swannyandfriends @danes84 @r…
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This week we were joined by Saint Kilda tough nut Steven Baker who brought not only some fab yarns about some of the greats like Lingy & Lenny Hayes but had some incredible messages around mental resilience. He spoke candidly about his friendship with best mate Warney and life after losing someone who was such a large part of your life and told us …
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In a year where it seems no one wants to win it (Probably because its an olympic year so it doesn’t really count) Ralphy reaffirms his support to Flagmantle. We unpack the round that is upon us but not before getting to some listener questions & Dane proposes some Olympic sports that should probably get a run! Send your suggestions in for next week…
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We are online as Dane is still over West but we couldn’t leave you hanging, there was just far too much happening in he world of football that everyone else covered so we didn’t ...instead we picked one or two and just got to the important stuff...your questions! So! Today, Dane weighs in on Jack Ginnivan and the Hawk selfies and well lets just say…
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"Degenerates assemble!" As we unpack Round 20 of the AFL Premiership season. With Swanny being away giving back to the people of WA we are online again. He is still awaiting an official invite to the Western Derby if anyone knows anyone... This (being online) also means there are cameos from the children. Sorry. Really. No bag of treats could keep …
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Dane fancies himself the next Lara Bingle and no were not referring to his hungover footy skills over the weekend. He calls in from his bed in Perth to join the rest of the community in unpacking the wildcard round possibility and you wont believe it, theres some low brow gags in here. Standard show really where we discuss everything from Botox to …
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Dane is a team player and the team he plays for is you the people so this week he has called in from Perth, yes he got up early, to get this episode of his and Ralphy's musings about round 19, to your earholes. The rambling, we saved for part 2. You're welcome Support us elsewhere: @swannyandfriends @danes84 @rtralphy @samanthariches Gamblers Hotli…
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Well back from his work trip with his 6 other mates, Ralphy explains how his time in Vegas was slightly different to Dane's many visits. It is usually Dane that has Samantha on edge about inappropriateness but Ralphy came out firing today! Some listener questions led into us unpacking the upcoming round of the AFL premiership season Samantha's face…
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Ralphy is away....but you usually cant hear him anyway. Samantha and Dane weren't going to let you down just because Ralphy wanted to take his kids to Vegas so they jumped on line and put down thoughts on every thing from why other peoples farts smell worse than your own through to some great insight on who the best player in the league is right no…
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It was our 5 year anniversary of being cancelled today and it was like Dane was trying to take us to the edge once again... Samantha's first show back maybe her last. Special guest Harley reveals he is a boob guy and wasn't waiting for nothing so yes, Samantha's mic does get turned off as we are not an ASMR podcast. Ralphy's doesn't, he just still …
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If you're new here, in this episode we talk some nonsense, address some important questions sent in by our listeners before breaking down each game of round 16 of the AFL premiership season, with some analysis and opinions...This is Part 2 of our weekly recording session, but really, listen in any order. @swannyandfriends @danes84 @rtralphy @samant…
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Samantha has been managed for yet another week, purely to make way for one of the biggest guests, we have had on. We would like to think it has been our constant campaigning that has led us to this moment ... and by us, we mean Dane. Dane has finally made it in to the Hall of Fame and we couldn’t be prouder (of our campaigning). In his own words th…
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Well! Incase you missed it on the Telly, (he's quite funny isn't he!) here is part one with how it all unfolded. As usual we get to your listener questions and we unpack round 15 of the AFL premiership season @swannyandfriends @danes84 @rtralphy @samanthariches Gamblers Hotline: 1800 262 376 Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-wit…
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As the title suggests Marko Allen joined us once again to lift our standards amidst rumours Samantha is returning next week. We will believe that when we hear it! So enjoy another rogue episode before Mum returns to crack the whip. Oh and we chat about a little known footballer from Castlemaine. Follow us on the socials @swannyandfriends @danes84 @…
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Dane tells Ralphy who he really is, we unpack some listener questions and get to talking about round 14. Ralphy gives his best and no its not an elaborate joke! Follow and support us elsewhere Podcast : @swannyandfriends Dane: @danes84 Samantha @samanthariches Ralphy: racetrackralphy.com.au Support us in the Merch store: Shop here :) Gambling hotli…
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Dane's Top 19 Players of the Top 20 Players of the Past 20 years, Guest Friend ABC's Ben Cameron, and Dane talks Hotel Buffets on the road
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Aaaand we're back. Guest friend this week is Ben Cameron from the ABC. Ben works on ABC radio each week with Mick Malthouse and has a theory to put to Dane, that Mick loves ratbags. And we hear more about Mick's 'jam' passion. We talk about Ralphy's slightly misleading Bucks headline about Dane not wanting Bucks to coach, the longer version is that…
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Dane has come in croaky AF today. Self inflicted? Maybe in part. Swan FC have had another win and Ralphy wants to know what has caused this turn around in form. We run through some listener questions, most good, one in particular far too personal. Bucks has responded to Dane's comments last week on him coaching, and Ralphy wants to know what it wou…
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We fear he may never show, traffic in Melbourne, is diabolical, as we know. However, he is a great man, with great stories and happens to be supporting a great cause (Fight MND) so a few minutes in, we were finally graced with the presence of Robbo, one of the Dees greatest boots. Follow us, share the pod with a mate, and support us if you feel the…
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Sam believes that being up all night chest feeding and still wearing nappies herself is good enough reason to not turn up again. Who knows when she will save us from our selves. So, it is just us unpacking the week that is ahead of us, Round 12...while we wait for our guest who also didn't turn up last week and seems to be stuck in traffic, this. W…
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Well this has gone pear-shaped. A guest has been a no show, what a mess. Can Dane and Ralphy recover? Only one way to find out. But the pod gets off to a rough start, Dane is feeling flat following Glen McFarlane's list of the Top 10 Pies of all time, which criminally left him off. It's a dreadful oversight and Dane and Ralphy treat it with the dis…
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Guest friend this week is the legendary David Rhys-Jones, always a good chinwag. Aside from a catchup telling old footy stories, David is raising awareness of Prader-Willi Syndrome, David's son lives with PWS. You can find out more here, and for just 15 bucks buy a ticket in the PWS raffle, major prize a luxury trip to Bali. David talks us through …
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Dane Gets Turned On Watching Baby Reindeer & Maths Science: 'Playing the Tigers is Like a Bye'
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Big show today with some Maths Science to crunch shortly. But first things first. We get an update on the Tom Brady roast, which both Dane and Ralphy have now seen. Plenty of thoughts including repeating an explicit (yet typical roast) joke about Gisele Bündchen, Toms ex-wife. Dane has now seen Baby Reindeer and thought it was okay, and episode 4 w…
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Guest friend today is Jason Richardson and after Ralphy's horror last week at watching episode 4 of Baby Reindeer, as you'd expect on a footy focused podcast we kick off with Ralphy asking Richo about Baby Reindeer. He hasn't seen it, and Ralphy recommends against it. But what Richo is planning to see, and Dane has, is the Tom Brady roast. We kick …
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Dane: 'If the Dogs Don't Beat Richmond, Bevo Won't Make it to Monday'. And Round 9 Maths Science.
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With Sam having had her beautiful baby, but being a lazy-arse and not coming back yet, we've roped in Jason Richardson to help us with a bit of Maths Science today. Before we get to that though, we bang on about a bit of shit for a while. Dane reckons that Bucks definitely put him up as trade bait at some point. And Dane doubles down and says despi…
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Big show today. Dane and Ralphy chat extra time in the AFL. Should it come in or not? There is vigorous disagreement and one of the boys calls the other a 'liar'. Trouble in paradise. Swan FC update, 3-1 so far this year, in good form, and Dane explains his warm-up routine....which involves pretty much no warm-up, but plenty of something else befor…
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Back with some more Maths Science to pick the lines and some of the boys best bets of the week, but before we get to that, Ralphy has read a Robbo article that he wants Dane's opinion on. Giving Brayshaw and BT a bit of a whack...always fun. Is Dane going to the Carlton v Collingwood game this week, and can he tip with his head or his heart on this…
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Guest Friend Dr Peter Larkins. Dane: 'I Played Footy as a Kid, Cos Online Porn Didn't Exist'
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A cracking guest friend today, the highly respect Dr Peter Larkins joins us and we find out how he got his start in the media, and the extraordinary scenario he found himself in with The Duck at Waverley Park in his very first game! The Doc tells us a couple of the most significant injuries he's ever seen. He tells us about getting chewed out by Ge…
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AFL Maths Science is back this week for Round 7, and before we get to it Dane expresses his displeasure with Josh Rachele 'fucking' his multi last week. And he reckons everyone needs to calm the farm on Harley Reid saying that while he may well be a great player, he's not even in the Top 5 of the West Coast 2024 Best and Fairest count yet. We have …
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Guest Friend: Kate McCarthy; Swanny says 'There's No Way Mick Malthouse Could Coach Today'
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Kate McCarthy, former AFLW player and current Triple M Footy commentator is our guest friend today, and Swanny wants to know what the hell he has to do to get a gig with Triple M as he reckons everyone except him has one. He explains Swan FC to Kate. She is suitably impressed (or is she?) and suggests a slogan - Swan FC, Any Where, Any Time, Any Pr…
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Round 6 of the AFL Season and Swanny & Ralphy are guessing lines, giving tips, ripping the piss and generally being unprofessional. Swanny talks about Nathan Murphy's loss for the Pies, and explains how the AFLPA payment system works for players who are forced to retire due to injury, how much do they get? Swanny runs through it. In the line guessi…
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Swanny: 'Essendon Are Such a Low Team' & Guest Friend Corbin Middlemas: "What the AFL have gotten wrong"
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A great pod today, with guest friend Corbin Middlemas, ABC radio superstar. But first we get the rundown from Dane on the big boxing match, what did he think of Daisy's performance? The phrase 'not much chop' may have been used. Corbin reveals what Mick Malthouse loves to do every time he is in Adelaide, and what Mick is really like. Hard arse or g…
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Round 5 of the AFL Season and this week Swanny and Ralphy guess the lines, give their tips, and generally talk shit. They each give their best tip of the round. Swanny also makes the bold claim that for the right price there is nobody on the planet he wouldn't take on in the boxing ring. And Ralphy gives some top notch racing tips. Follow us, share…
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Online this week as Dane continues giving back around the ....Well, in Adelaide as thats where Gather Round is and he can sniff out an envelope or 6 when they are up for the grabbing! He is also fighting Dale, incase you've been under a rock!k We talk about his diet, fight prep and strategy and then get in to the Round 4 Maths Science incase thats …
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