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Ask your favorite podcast what their favorite podcast is. They'll tell you it's Men Seeking Tomahawks. When we're not featuring funny guests in studio or listening to the latest independent music hits, we sometimes even talk about cool things ourselves. So what do you have to lose? Remember to subscribe on your favorite podcast listening app, and your least favorite... and don't forget to download every episode on both! We hope you're having a nice day.
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"PROBABLY WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT HOGS IS THE FREEDOM. YOU KNOW, YOU BUY A LOT LESS GAS WITH A HOG. AND, UNLIKE AN AUTOMOBILE, SOMETIMES A HOG WILL HELP YOU FIND TRUFFLES!" - GRUFF JULEP If you've ever mounted a big boy and felt the rumble between your legs, you're Jack. If you've never experienced the sensation but are intrigued, you're Dan. That i…
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"I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THE ANCIENT ANCESTOR OF THE MODERN CHINCHILLA WAS A PURE KILLING MACHINE, AND GREW TO BE AS BIG AS TWO, SOMETIMES THREE CHINCHILLAS!" - Persimmon Ranger We've all have them: icons of our youth, heroes of our generation, role models whose models we role. They glow in the light and often provide a path that we follow, or at l…
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"YOU SEE A CREAMPUFF IN A DIFFERENT COLORED JERSEY? YA PUNCH EM! OTHER TEAM BRINGS A MARCHING BAND? YA PUNCH EM! YOU SEE THE OTHER TEAM’S MASCOT? PUNCH EM!" - JOE D’LAURA-PALMER It's been a minute, but only because things are heating up this summer for the boys who seek the hawks of a tom. In this return from break, Jack regales us with tales of hi…
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"THIS BABY PACKS A WALLOP. USING COLD WAR-ERA SURPLUS NORTH KOREAN ELECTROFUSION AND NUCLEAR ISOTOPE POWERED TECHNOLOGY, THIS LIGHT, TWENTY-SEVEN POUND HANDHELD TOOTHBRUSH REMOVES PLAQUE, GINGIVITIS, TEETH, PAINT, TONSILS, RUST, PADLOCKS, AND THE OFT GUARANTEED “MORE”!" - MARTY RAZZAMATAZZ When all else fails, go back to the basics: talk about some…
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"WELL I’VE ALWAYS FOUND THAT STROLLING IN A CEMETERY IS A LOT LIKE ALPHABETIZING YOUR BRIC A BRAC AND STORING IT IN AN AIR FRYER, YOU FOLLOW ME?" - Tom Proceeds It's not Halloween, and we're no Pantera, but we still spent the week hanging inside the cemetery gates Jack is on a mission, and this mission takes him to one of the oldest graveyards in a…
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"THAT VIAL CONTAINS THE MYSTICALLY HARVESTED ESSENCE OF ONE OF THE STRONGEST TITANS TO HAVE EVER WALKED THE EARTH! JUST A SNIFF FROM THIS VIAL WILL AT LEAST DOUBLE A MAN’S STRENGTH, VIRILITY, AND INTELLIGENCE!" - ORIN POUGHKEEPSIE Have you missed us? We promise we were not performing a disappearing act... although Dan HAS been spending his free tim…
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Set list. SUNNY DAY STUDIO - NIGHT SKY KRYVOIR - YUKO SOLAARISS - UP UNTIL RECENTLY DOMM - MONSTERS IN MY CLOSET TORIN! - ONE MORE HIGH BIZAVELI - OK COOL NO GOOD BABIES - END OF THE WORLD JACK COLE - LOOKING BACK STRAYS - PARALLAX PINEBOX SERENADE - FINGER OF GOD PHILLEANN & DEBRA BUESKING - THE OLD GRAVEL ROAD STEVEN LANE - GASOLINE TOM PROCEEDS …
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On the program, a host of this very show just got back from a fairly big bit of travel. We'll reveal which of the lads it was, where it was they went, and what they unknowingly brought back. PLUS, we have two amazing artists who break up the voices with their dulcet tones: RIVAL TAG (feat. JAMES TROTT) - BURN IT ALL CODY LEENDERS - I CAN’T FIX MY P…
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Let's face it: life is hard. And sometimes, you need a helping hand. Consider this episode that hand. Today, the boys bring you all kinds of life hacks, otherwise known as Life Pro Tips. On top of that, we have two amazing artists who break up the voices with their dulcet tones: JACK COLE - LOOKING BACK SOLAARISS - UP UNTIL RECENTLY And as always, …
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As the great folks once said, this is a special 'un, because we regale you with some clips from MST past, and from one of our favorite guests of all time. Tom Proceeds is the preeminent Tom Waits tribute act in ALL the tri-county area, and his visits won't soon be forgotten. But if you did forget them, or missed them entirely, then this is the epis…
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What a treat we have for you today! We play great music every week, and every once in a while discover an artist so fascinating that we decide to dedicate a whole episode to them. Introducing: BrotherSnare BrotherSnare is a London-based Jamaican/Chinese photographer and musician who has a whole lot more going on, and we interview him on the show. C…
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We lost a big dinner a few weeks ago when it came out that Meat Loaf passed on from the great plain known as Earth. Fun fact: Mr. Loaf walked the same university halls as Jack and Dan did at THE University of North Texas! So that got the boys thinking: who else of note share an alma mater with the courage boys? Well, the answer might surprise you! …
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Has it been a year already? Well, it IS still January, so we guess it's appropriate to still do a new year's show. We talk resolutions, we talk predictions, and we welcome you to join us for an overall swell time. And we hope you're not afraid of ghosts because one joins us LIVE in-studio for what is definitely not a bit. It's not a bit. On top of …
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Why this episode is not automatic It's not systematic It's not hydromatic Why it's electric vehicle talk on MST! Forget the overhead lifters and the four barrel quads Oh no (Stop talking whoa stop talking) No more fuel injection cutoff and no chrome plated rods oh no (I'll spend the money I'll kill to spend the money) With a charger on the floor we…
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It's time to hang the mistletoe, deck the halls, and get ready to open the biggest and best present that you'll get this holiday season. Welcome to the first annual, inaugural, Men Seeking Tomahawks Christmas Spectacular! You're in for a treat, as we've got special appearances by a Christmas Caroler, live musical performances by the preeminent Tom …
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"I’VE FOUND THAT MECH-A-NICKIN’ IS REALLY ALL ABOUT THE CUSTOMER. YOU HAVE TO LOVE SERVICING PEOPLE. AND GOD, DO I LOVE SERVICING PEOPLE" - RODDY BOVINE Have you ever talked to a mechanic about your car so much that it makes you cry? Have you ever needed so many car repairs you can't sleep at night? Have you ever tried to ask them questions but the…
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"TELEPHONE? NO, I DON’T OWN A PHONE. I NEVER BOUGHT INTO ANY OF THAT TELEPHONY COCKAMAMEY." - Tom Proceeds Strap it on, boys and girls, because this week we take you on a wild ride through the town of our youth, Denton. Because it's the first annual inaugural Denonpalooza, and we saved you a front-row seat. Justin "Webb" Webb joins us to give us th…
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" I’LL NEVER FORGET EVERYONE CHEERING FOR DANNY WHEN HE SHOWED US THAT HE STOLE NANCY PELOSI’S 'HANG IN THERE' CAT POSTER FROM OUT OF HER OFFICE! THIS MAN IS A TRUE PATRIOT!" - Cody Cayden We're back, and it sounds like Dan has found a new twang in his voice. Perhaps it's because he just spent the week in Music City, Nashville, USA. Dan takes us th…
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"IT’S A LITTLE LIKE THE FEELING YOU GET WHEN YOU’RE WASHING THE DISHES WITH A PLATYPUS MADE OUT OF LEMON MERINGUE."- Tom Proceeds Just when you thought it was safe to head outside, Men Seeking Tomahawks returns. Well, there goes the neighborhood! But before you blame us on the downfall of the human neighborhood, hear us out. Because Jack and Dan ha…
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Set List. DEATH KITTY DISCO - DEEP CONNOR LEE - HEATSTROKE SPRINGWORKS - CRICKET COYOTE THOMAS POSEN - FLATLINE THE OPINION INDUSTRY - THEY’RE RECORDING THIS SAVESTATE CORRUPTED - CHAMELEON 1MS0DUNN (I’M SO DONE)- THE BASS SPEAKS UPHXRIA - TEARS PLUMPOOH - Y@KON (APOCALYPTIC REMIX) THE JEEBS - BE TRUE TONY FERRERO - CROCODILE IN THE SKY THE TERROR …
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"ONE TIME DOWN IN TALLADEGA, I MATERIALIZED AS ONE OF THOSE SPOOKY LITTLE JAPANESE GIRL GHOSTS THAT ARE SO FASHIONABLE THESE DAYS..." - Mr. Spirit There's no time to boo-hoo because it's the MST Halloween Spooktacular! Dan brings us the tale of the history of one of the sweetest treats we know...and it takes a wild turn when the boys discover that …
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Today, we use the audio medium to discuss the video medium that we all know and love. No, not that smut you need to use incognito mode for.... we're talking about good old-fashioned television! Dan lulls us to sleep by recommending three basic TV shows that you've probably already seen. But Jack saves the day when he digs deep into his sack of ecle…
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"NOW, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THIS NEW FANDANGLED CONCEPT, 'THE INTERNET OF THINGS'?" - Marty Razzamataz It's a new week, and you know what that means: a new episode of the award-nominated Men Seeking Tomahawks podcast! We kick things off with a fascinating look at design features in things we encounter every day that we probably don’t even recogniz…
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Set list. THE LOOSE FITS - IF I WERE HOLLOW COLD CITY KINGS - HOLIDAY DESTIN STONE - STAY A WHILE JACK COLE - DREAMING OF HOME CMPT - I MISS THAT TAP DADDY - MOONLIGHT ESCAPE OB - KING OF THE WORLD PLUMPHOOH - JUNKY’S NIGHTMARE JULIUS PAUL - I LIKE PIZZA W/E - GURL YOU'RE ON THE FASTEST AVAILABLE ROUTE - TAKE THE FIRST EXIT OPTOMYSTIKVIBEZ - VITAM …
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"EVERYONE WILL GIVE ME THE MONIES, AND EVERYONE WILL GET INJECTED WITH CHEETAH PARTS!" - DOWNY TIDE It's a time of changes and new beginnings, as Jack Drastic has turned in the wrestling tights and boots for coach's pants and a whistle. The Goldfish are on the hunt! And then a surprise guest calls in, and it's the last person a coach wants to hear …
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Dan touched the button again, and what a crazy adventure it sent us on. First a visit from Officer Barney Pullman, who heads up the podcast division at the local police department. He wanted to make sure our show checked out. Then, a wild turn of events takes Dan to a magical mystical island where bears rule the land and dragons must be slain. Can …
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Come on y'all let's take a ride, don't you say anything just get inside, it's time to take your ass on another kind of trip, 'cause you can't have the hop if you don't have the hip! In other words, come along and ride on a fantastic voyage, as we navigate the topic of what the future holds for work. Sometimes it's fun, sometimes it's scary, but ain…
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It was a hot and windy Saturday when we hit the road to visit our dear friends, the Cleburne Railroaders, in sunny Cleburne, Texas. We talk with coaches, broadcasters, social media managers, and interns! Whether you like baseball, or just like fun hijinx, this is the episode for you. On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the vo…
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This week we do something a little different: we dedicate a whole show to one topic, as Jack and Dan deep dive all things Woodstock '99. This music festival celebrated the 30th anniversary of the legendary Woodstock rock festival from the 60's, but it was far from the peaceful love fest that the original was purported to be. We discuss the wild lin…
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This week we've got a little bit of everything: reviews, previews, and a eulogy. We start things off by talking about the big Podcast Movement event that Dan just wrapped up. How did it go? You decide. Then, we get your headspace ready for the big remote broadcast that will take place live from a real big-league ballpark. The time is almost upon us…
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Set list. LATE GUEST AT THE PARTY - THIS IS FINE ARTISTIC MISTAKE - WET ESCAPE BINARY LION - HELLO FEATURING A.M.A.N.D.L.A. HUGO MONSTER - CARRY ON EVOLVE & CHEF MIKE - GOURMET DUST ALEXANDER CROWLEY - PRESSURE DANIEL MARKHAM - NIGHT LIGHT MAX OAKLAND - GOT TIME NICK SEIDER - MOJAVE BLUES ZANDER YATES - THE SINGULARITY F#CKED ON MATE - ANTISOCIAL A…
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Well here we are. Having reviewed the tape of this week's episode, I am sad to announce that the episode we THOUGHT we recorded is not what came out the other end. Dan poured his heart into this one folks, but the sad truth is that he also pressed the button. Never press the button. Dan pressed the button. But our promise to you was to put out an e…
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Don't think that just because a musician has passed on, their music has to stop. In fact, Jack loves dead musician music releases so much, he's dedicated an entire episode to them! And don't worry, we know Dan's a musical doofus, so we brought along a very special analyst who knows more about music than anyone else we know: the great Tony Ferraro. …
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In the heart of this episode, Dan brings us an array of tips from industry insiders (from all kinds of industries) that will really help improve your life. Some will make you laugh, some will make you cry, and some will simply make you scratch your head and say, "huh?" But let's not bury the lede: Jack and Dan will be doing their first roadshow in …
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Fear not, brave tomahawk seekers. It's time to remove those earmuffs and put on your Beats By Dre ™ , for this, the first edition of MST: The Music. WTF is MST: The Music? Consider it this generation's "Now That's What I Call Music", without the infomercial. So with that, let's get on with the episode. And make sure to thank your favorite artists a…
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"DID I EVER TELL YOU BOYS ABOUT THE TIME I GAVE A RORSCHACH TEST TO D'BRICKASHAW FERGUSON?" - Trevor Rendezvous The gang stops down for a little seriousness in this week's episode. While the fun and games will never end, it's also very important to take a step back and take the pulse of yourself and of those around you. Mental health is a serious s…
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Don't overthink things; the entire episode really is about potholes. But don't change the channel so quickly, because it's way more exciting than it sounds! In fact, this episode involves pizza, penises, and even Russians. So when I said exciting, I meant it. And if that were not enough, we get a visit from a new friend who has quite a relationship…
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Don't let the title fool you; this episode is both decorative and inspirational. Dan puts on his paint-stained pants to bring us the first annual installment of the year's top 7 design trends going OUT of style and the top 7 design trends coming IN to style. And just before that, we need to talk about those wild wood signs that you see all over you…
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"I AM ONLY ABLE TO SEE THE FUTURE OF MEN SEEKING TOMAHAWKS. IT’S ALMOST ENTIRELY USELESS, AND ONLY SOMETIMES ENTERTAINING." - The Ghost of MST Future Believe it or not, sometimes we're wrong. And in nearly 100 episodes of Men Seeking Tomahawks, it was bound to happen at least a few times. So with that, we're headed to reconciliation. Sports? We wer…
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"DID I EVER TELL YOU BOYS ABOUT THE TIME THAT LEONARDO DICAPRICORN FOLLOWED ME TO LEARN ABOUT INVESTING FOR HIS BIG ROLE IN THAT INVESTING MOVIE, TITANIC?" - SHALLOW HECKIN’ VALUE It's treat time because you're in for a treat of the financial variety. It's investment day, but we're not talking about that boring kind of investment advice. No, this i…
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"MOST RECENTLY, I USED A BIT OF ARTFUL DUPLICITY WHEN I SENT ELECTRONIC MAILS TO MY WOULD-BE PREY, TELLING THEM I WAS THEIR NIGERIAN UNCLE, THRICE REMOVED, AND THAT I HAD A COPIOUS FORTUNE AWAITING THEM AT MY ESTATE!" - ARCHDUKE CHESTER LEVISHAY If this episode doesn't trap you, I don't know what will. And that's because the whole episode is about …
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"DID I EVER TELL YOU BOYS ABOUT THE TIME THAT LIZA MINELLI AND I CO HOSTED A GARAGE SALE EXCLUSIVELY FOR CATS?" - Trevor Rendezvous We're skipping around the neighborhood this week with the courage boys, because it's time to go shopping! We visit the neighborhood store, AKA the garage sales, to see what our friends next door have to offer. And boy …
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I had been sitting in the driveway for 20 minutes. I had no idea how I was going to tell her. There was one more swig in the flask. I tilted it skyward and made the trek to the front door. As I entered the house, I could tell she had been sitting in the recliner that overlooked the drive for some time. She had been watching. She already knew. Just …
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"SO WHO WILL LIGHT THE FIREWORKS? SIMPLE! THE FIRST 500 KIDS 5 AND UNDER RECEIVE A COMPLIMENTARY CIGARETTE LIGHTER, COURTESY OF CRYSTAL PEPSI!" - E.L. Dastardly Woah Nelly (Cruz), is Jack in some sort of mood! He's had it up to here with major league baseball! You won't want to miss what he thinks about his hometown Texas Rangers. Jack is so upset …
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"I THINK SHE MIGHT HAVE USED THE COFFEE CUP AS THE CATCHER!" - No-Longer Drunk Adam Oh buddy, do we have a doozie for our friends this week. It's what everyone has ever wanted: MOVIE REVIEWS! That's right, four episodes in and we're headed to that well. But what if we told you it was a classic....ly terrible feature film? Tiptoes is a very bizarrel…
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"DID I EVER TELL YOU BOYS ABOUT THE TIME I FOUND TRUE LOVE AT THE MALL?" - Feivel Duchovny We've all explored things during the madness that has been the last 12 months of life. In the first two episodes we discussed what WE have been exploring, but this week we discuss what a select few others from around the world have found a knack for exploring…
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"SO YOUR DAD MARCHES RIGHT UP TO THAT KOALA ON LIVE TV AND TRIES TO SNATCH WHAT HE THINKS IS A MASK OFF HIS LITTLE HEAD." - Fernsby Chitteringshire Jack confronts Dan on a subject that is as close to Dan as possible...and you won't believe what happens next! Jack claims that Dan's father is not a musical sensation, and Dan takes great offense. Only…
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"DID I EVER TELL YOU BOYS ABOUT THE TIME I WAS DETAINED IN A WALMART FOR 17 HOURS?" - Trevor Rendezvous In this, the triumphant return of the men who seek tomahawks, Jack and Dan return from a five year hibernation for what surely will be their most podcast venture yet. Speaking of new ventures, Dan reveals how failed his latest has been, while Jac…
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Is this just some ordinary phone call to the neighborhood pizza parlor, a preview of our dystopian future, a weird alternate reality, or none of the above? The only way to accurately fill out your scantron is to listen to this episode. Stick around until the end, as it might be only the beginning. Keep up to date, and plot your own course, at www.M…
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