A podcast about Jeff Goldblum...not involving Jeff Goldblum.
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A long con to talk to Jeff Goldblum cleverly disguised as a podcast. Join the elite upper echelon of podcast listeners by pledging your support. As Blumstars, you will gain access to bonus episodes and content, special prizes and of course our unrelenting admiration. Thank you, from the bottom of our hearts, thank you! https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support
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We are back! After a disappointingly short Season 3, your favorite podcast has returned with some new voices, but the same mission; get Jeff Goldblum on the podcast. Talking points: Casting the new Austin, Audio Erotica, Jeff's new cartoon, Nick Cage, Power Rangers. Outro music by the one and only Rory Lynch.…
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Talking Points: The plan to meet Jeff, Happy Birthday Jurassic Park, Land Before Time but live action with real dinosaurs, muppets for president, poorly aged 90's radio commercials, poorly explained could have been Jeff game, a moment of Jeff.
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Austin is back and boy is he domesticated. Talking Points: Zero sugar soda, Costco Food Court, Tyler apologizes to J.R.R. and the Tolkien franchise, musical guest Teal Chair, Kindernews, just let your dreams be dreams.
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Austin is missing in action, so who better to fill those shoes than the wonderful Lindsey Hastings? (EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING) - But also like....really sweet. Talking Points: Erotica for centaurs, Tyler bashes the Harry Potter franchise, Highlander...no wait...Outlander is so hot, Ms. Hastings writes an erotica novel/made for Netflix movie. Specia…
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This week we speak to musician, actor, puppeteer and all around great guy Rory Lynch. His debut album Sittin' On The Well is out now and well worth a listen: https://open.spotify.com/album/4dg9PE9PD1b4NJM8Odr7H8 Talking Points: Talking shit about kids, making it in the music biz, the flugelhorn, champagne showers and a mystery moccasin, puppet stuf…
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Season 3 Premiere! Talking Points: 30 episodes away from the big 100, Chet Gepette, Vibe of the World, Cocaine Bear, some St. Patty's day advice, Jeff died in 2009, The Juvenile Gazette, Gen Z Bible, The Goldblums Abridged.
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Talking Points: Marvel broke the code on Xmas music, Album Review: Sittin' On The Well by local artist Rory Lynch, USMNT: Congrats and/or nice try boys, The Tesla Fish, The McGold Card, Butthole Scientist. Check out Rory Lynch and his new album Sittin' On The Well. Available everywhere and also Spotify. Here...lets make this simple: https://open.sp…
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Honestly don't remember much from this one.... think talking points included... Celebrities we've lost, Vibe of the World, Christmas music, Paw Patrol? Maybe... anyway...without further ado... here is us chatting.
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The boys get Bean-Boozled, Vibe of the World, Batman likes boys, Meth - The Designer Drug, Jesus for Water District Supervisor, Muppet Trauma, A Moment of Jeff.
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Starbucks, sandwich talk, Bros, Old Disney, Robo-Trippin' Chicken, Fat Bear Week, most visited sites in the world, Tesla creates Skynet, A Moment of Jeff.
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The internet is beautiful, Blue Skadoo hits the big city, The Obamas and the Illuminati, The Money Quiz, A Moment of Jeff, a new venture.
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Talking points: HotD, master of the mundane, coffee mugs are where dicks belong, word play, Latin-based language lessons, we shoot our shot at getting new advertisers, analog vs. anal logs. Special thanks to our lovely guest Dijon and her friend Jeannine (Former member of FJG Podcast)
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It's the first time in a while it is just the boys in the studio and we had absolutely no plan. Lets do it to it.
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Talking Points: It's hot, Welcome to Wrexham, there is no bad cheese, Shreklover4lyfe is your one stop shop for outstanding compliments, the clown white life, The Feat. Jeff Goldblum Buttplug, It's Corn! With our outstanding and hilarious guest Kat (Armstrong). Feat. music by the wonderful Mattiel.
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L.A. Living: A City of Tops and Bottoms, boyfriend walking, lots of talk about Mexican food and penises, mattress ads, cartoon voice acting tryouts, coffee enemas. Special thanks to our guest Jason Boule and outro music by Gracen Reign (new ep out soon!)
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Vibe of the World, Austin's new lease on life, Tamale Ladies, Lindsey wrecks a whip at 10 years old, Kindernews. We have a new video podcast out! To see the "Now You See Us Edition" of this whole session and a special part two "A Lesson in Mixology" check us out on Youtube. https://youtu.be/gYbo4X81XGY I think we are supposed to say...be sure to su…
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The theme today is love and dating...as a ghost or poltergeist. Self love, foreskin gets a thumbs up, Austin's 5 tips for love, public transit mishaps, Testicle Festival is back, America's under the bridge hot guy, and why bananas are curved.
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Stray, our new sponsor Mint Mobile, Animal News, cockroach milk, eating things without the skin.
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Nut Bush record demolished, everyone needs Conan's haircut, Lord Birthday reviews Jurassic World Dominion, math tutor needs to move to Only Fans, man v. horse, we all done it, Jeannine and Austin go head to head in Poorly Explained Movie Plots Game.
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Jurassic World, bees are fish, the boy who eats waste baskets, burrito tape, doors, a moment of jeff. A quick apology to Whitney Houston, Kate Bush and Jewel... you guys are great and we sincerely like your music, sorry we used it for our stupid jokes. -Love, Feat. Jeff Goldblum
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A few words from Jeannine, Mad Libs, Pecker Panic of Singapore, Top Gun, A Moment of Jeff.
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We are back! Talking Points: Goodwill finds, animal news, the boys get a lesson on waxing, the 80's were a wild time for airlines, Barbie, a moment of Jeff. Thanks to Shahya for segment music and thanks to August for the get well fan art!
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Farmcasting, Kindernews, how and why to lie on your resume, Peter Buster breaks reality as we know it and creates a new being, celebrity run-ins and home movies. Featuring the lovely Ms. Lindsey Hastings and the incorrigible Peter Hastings. Music by Shahya from his new album: Milk The Universe check it out here: https://open.spotify.com/album/7d2iP…
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Disney Talk, You can suck your whole family with the Flobie, Austin's Urban Dictionary Word of the Day, Jeannine reviews Jackass Forever, Sadly Not the Onion and a very special musical guest.
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Skat App, Oscars Recap, Movies Redditors didn't think existed, a pill for the boys, Wild and Crazy Teens, a new outro.
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The gang reminisces about childhood toys and dangerous games, Vibe of the World, A moment of Jeff and for some reason we remember the sheep from Babe.
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Jeannine and Tyler did a little business trip to Las Vegas to make the elusive Jeff Goldblum aware of the podcast. Other talking points: The Batman, Kindernews, The Diamond of Hidden Valley Ranch and Poopy Putin.
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We recorded this on International Women's Day and Jeannine has a message for all our male listeners, Vibe of the World, Jeannine Reviews A Movie from 20+ years ago, Kindernews and a Moment of Jeff.
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A long time ago on Broadway (the street), Lindsay stumbled into a small theater and saw Mr. Jeff Goldblum and Billy Crudup perform a children's horror theater production entitled the Pillow Man. Today we do a table read of that production. **Warning** This script contains: foul language, violence, inappropriate offensive and non-inclusive terms and…
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Talking points: The Space Age, Titanic or every 90's girls sexual awakening, Cool Runnings 3?, Who's Your Daddy?...Quiz, the kid from Sleepless in Seattle should be behind bars.
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We are so happy to be back with possibly the longest episode we have ever done. Talking points: explicit art, Twilight, pooping in space, all kinds of news, The Magical Journey Debacle, Dictionary Corner, Austin plays with copyright law.
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The prestigious Goldblum Award Show where we award the greatest of 2021 with the coveted Goldblum. It has been a hell of a year and a hell of a season. We will see you in February for Season 2.
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Mr. Big vs. Big Fitness, a foreboding farewell, Santa-Con 2021, Jesus Mecha Christ, Kindernews, R.I.P. Anne Rice, Creature Feature, and yes, we are still trying to get Jeff Goldblum. We promise.
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Sesame Street Business School, Remembering the Holiday Christmas Night Train Thing, Austin parties with the influencers, Jeannine gets cut, finally... some gay Christmas movies, Eat your heart out Jesus... Chanukah has the best jams and of course... a moment with Jeff.
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A look back at Thanksgiving and a recap of gifts to come, Austin has our news recap (gasp), holiday movie reviews, Not The Onion, Austin & Jeannine scheme for romance, a new vocal app opens the door to possibility.
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It is our 40th episode...and it is a long one in case you need a break from the relatives on your Turkey Day. A lot has happened in our week off, so... a quick recap of the last two weeks, Kindernews, Thanksgiving Trivia, A Special Star Trek Expose, and bees.
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Daylight savings, the man in the attic, Happy Diwali, KIndernews hijacked, Austin has a Jekyll and Hyde thing with a Tennessean personality, The Culkin Dynasty, Tyler ain't never learnt how to talk right.
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As the spooky season wraps up and winter begins, our dear friend Lindsey joins us today to regale us with a tale of how she met Jeff after his breathtaking performance in a children's horror theater production, Austin gets shit on, Now That's What I Call Sims 45, Chatter Phones for broken adults, immaculate conception, Christmas wishlists.…
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Austin is replaced this week with a younger hotter model named Brickhouse, Jeff has been on this earth 69 years (Happy Birthday Jeff!), How to save money and influence people (theme park edition), Animal...stuff, The Metaverse, Dune (A review), Stories, they are not just for bedtime.
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The truth is out there, Poohsticks for sale, Spongebob and his effect on the youth of America, Squid Games, Sadly, Not The Onion, and several moments of Jeff.
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We finally have a guest that met Jeff Goldblum, Captain Kirk in space, Kindernews, nature is brutal, Corrections Corner - DC Edtion, Shia Lebouf V. 4 Chan, tidbits, and of course...A Moment of Jeff.
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Animal News, Blues Clues is Really Trending, The Little Lad Dance, New Dinosaur Alert!, Remember When Sinbad Was A Genie?, What Really is Natural Flavors? Brazilian Butt Lifts Is The Last Straw: Destroy The Patriarchy, #MomBods #BodyPostivity #WeAllLookLikeHobbits
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Deep Cover, Tiger King Is Back, The Fast Food Industry is Getting Deep in the Game, An Interview with the Glorious and Translucent Katharine Hepburn, A Moment of Jeff.
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Ever heard of the Hard Money Millionaires? You are about to...the boys get trolled by their self-proclaimed troll. Talking Points: Cum Rocket Stocks, Australian Carp Herpes, That Time Austin Peed On A Bar, Social Politics, Movie Reviews, and Corrections Corner.
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Happy No Recall California, Remembering Norm Macdonald, Vibe of the World, We All Learn a Little Something About Red Pandas, Tyler loves Aluminum Foil, Kindernews and Some New Show We All Have to See Called Toybox.
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Seriously, no editing went into this one. We skipped recording on Labor Day. It was a holiday... just putting this one out in the ether. Raw. Fresh. Happy 30 episodes everybody!
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Talking points: Why the hell can't we find The Tall Guy?, Dinosaur talk, Taco Bell's new CIO, Thomas Crapper, and the Lost Legend of the week: Angel Glow.
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Austin tries some segments, Only Fans bans explicit content, a look into credit scores, Unsolved Mysteries solves more mysteries than one would have thought, cute animal facts, Sadly, Not the Onion and the real Popeye the Sailor Man.
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Well... we couldn't find Austin so... Dave recounts his days in the sunny Florida islands, Jeopardy disappoints everyone, I scream when you try to give me that ice cream, the oldest Instagram influencers, Boy genius has a good idea and some dad jokes.
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Jeff's wife is an Olympic medalist, Barbie becomes a better role model, animals that don't fart, the world's tallest poop pandemic...buckle up there is a lot of fart and poop stuff in here...
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