Episode 16: Nobody Will Care in a Week

Almost Never Podcast

We're back with part two of our first two parter, and we're starting off with 6ix9ine and Kodak Black linking up — and Kodak don't care if a rat is making him cheese. Is YNW Melly the Oj Simpson of this generation? The glove don't fit, so Melly gets a mistrial. The lads pretend they know something about the court system, and Josh gets out of jury duty because he doesn't trust cops. Drake gets awkward in bed with Bobbi Althoff, and we give Drake his flowers. Kendrick has a finsta, and he's extra with it.
Is Dojaa Cat okay, or is she just trolling? Nas and Greta Van Fleet drop new albums, and the homie Stay Chill Bill drops a new shirt. Denmark ultra-nationals burn the Quran in front of the Iraqi embassy, and Iraq is not having any of it. Now they're beefing. Josh educates the crew on foreign affairs, Sean gives the real name if baklava, and we question the cultural appropriation of trying to annunciate foreign languages correctly. Nords had dreads because they were dirty, melanated hair is repressed, and white people are stealing all the hair styles. Treyngo goes unchained, and anime characters are modeled off of cats. Megan Fox's thumbs are modeled off of cats too and Jennifer Love-Hewitt. Josh goes magic mike and invents a new sex position — the cowboy — and bends it like Beckham. The present is not conducive to monogamy, open relationships let us figure it out, and we might be going full sodom and gomorrah. Jonah Hill steps out of line, and maybe you shouldn't be famous.
00:00 6ix9ine and Kodak Black making cheese
03:25 YNW Melly gets a mistrial
08:06 No jury duty for Josh, he doesn't trust cops
09:38 Bobbi Althoff interviews Drake in bed
11:40 What version of Drake are you?
13:29 Kendrick has a finsta
16:35 Greta Van Fleet has never listened to Led Zeppelin
19:00 Iraq and Denmark are throwing fists
21:12 Is it racist to try and pronounce foreign language correctly
30:00 Don't trust white people with dreads and nords were dirty
35:00 All anime characters are cats
39:38 We love Jennifer Love-Hewitt
42:00 Josh invents a sex position
46:35 Open relationships work?
48:40 Jonah Hill slips up