Why Developers Don't Get Girls

Clever Programmer

So… I’m 25. Here’s my birthday gift to me 🎁…

My family, girlfriend, friends, and team asked me what I wanted on my birthday… I responded… “I want to produce an insane amount of work and I want your support to allow me to do it unapologetically”...

I wanted a day of insane amount of execution and a start of something beautiful… The Clever Programmer Podcast 🚀.

This is something I’ve wanted to produce for a long time and I thought what better day than today July 14th, my birthday, to grind... Work hard… And produce insane amount of content.

I’ve been working non-stop since 10 am with my entire team and we’ve been working on creating the best show for developers in the world.

That is both genuinely entertaining and educational… At least we hope it’s educational 😂.

Just in our first podcast we talk about the following things…

What’s in this first podcast…

- Girlfriends & Ex-girlfriends

- Talk about Brainfuck & Whitespace programming languages

- Why developers don’t get girls

- How do you get clients

- Talk about the 6 most important git commands you need to know to win

- What’s the difference between git and GitHub? (The thing no one can explain properly on the planet… We at least took a shot at it 😂)

- How to solve your girl problems

- How to build relationships and land programming jobs & clients

- Talk about a freelance developer that travels the world at $2,000/month and enjoys his life and how you can too

- Why most parent’s unrealistic expectations completely destroy most developer’s dreams

- Parent’s found out that my girlfriend was white and why they freaked out

- How developers create a deep level of intensity and focus in their life

We hope that this show brings you as much joy as it brought me creating it and that it brings you even more value.

This has been my passion project and the best gift you can give me is you just watching it, enjoying it, and getting massive amounts of value from this new show... The Clever Programmer Podcast 🔥.

Thank you for allowing this opportunity.

I appreciate each and every single one of you.

-Qazi