Episode 537: The Certainties of Life

Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

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Conventional wisdom says there are two certainties in life, death, and taxes.

Well, to the former, there is at least one more certainty: if you’re a reporter and you mess with Vladimir Putin, you’re gonna fall out a window. If you’re a mercenary, you’re gonna have your private jet shot out of the sky.

Oh, Yevgeny Prigozhin, you silly man… what were you thinking? That it would be safe to re-enter Russia after your march on Moscow? That your Wagner Group would protect you? Lol.

Another saying most people know is: A fool and his money are soon parted.

Well, in this case, it should be “a complete moron who shouldn’t have money in the first place…”

Fyre Festival 2.0 was announced, and they were able to sell 100 tickets at $500 a pop, and this without having (a) any acts lined up, (b) no location confirmed, and (c) no date set.

Jake and nathan discuss what should be done with people so stupid they’re buying tickets to Billy McFarland’s second attempt at disaster.

Also: Last week, the Idiots made fun of NTFs. Well, that sure made one commenter angry. Said comment is addressed, and mocked.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

Find Jake @jakevevera

Find nathan: https://nathantimmel.com/

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