Corn Chip School Suspension, A Corpse Co-Signer, & An 1,100 Mile Ghosted Date

Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

High schoolers have been suspended for a variety of things from academics to pranks. What about eating corn chips? People have tried many ways to get money out of people. One woman tried using a dead guy. Love will make you do a lot of stupid things, like fly half-way across the country to meet someone who never shows up. And there's plenty more of that type of stupidity this week...

• End of an Era: Reclining Airplane Seats Are Being Phased Out;
• A Man Could Get 7 Years in Prison...for a Tirade Over a Pumpkin Donut;
• Elephant Roams Montana Streets After Escaping Circus;
• Drunk Priest Completely Ruins Couple's Wedding With 'Unforgettable' Ceremony;
• Memphis Man Tries to Rob Store With a 5-Ft. Snake;
• A Person Pretending to Be Aaron Rodgers Conned a Gullible Woman in OH;
• (It's Come To THIS)....Group Snatches Bear Cubs Out of Tree Just to Take Selfies With Them;
• A 16-y/o Student Suspended For Using "Illegal Alien" On An Assignment;
• Oops! Tim Hortons Told Thousands of People They Won a $40,000 Boat;
• Squirrel Named 'Furry Boi' Elected to UC Berkeley Student Government;
• Louisiana Woman Arrested for Breaking Into Home Seeking Threesome;
• A Man Broke a World Record by Ordering a Drink at 120 Bars in 24 Hours;
• Jason Kelce Is Strongly Against Underwear: It's 'Problematic to the Freedom My Boys Like to Enjoy';
• These Florida Monkeys Could Give You Herpes;
• PA Middle Schooler Accused of Attacking Fellow Student with Stanley Cup at School;
• (Priorities)...FL Man Didn't Want to Waste a Drop of Beer While Being Held At Gunpoint;
• Man Suffers Shocking Double Penis Fracture From Rolling While Sleeping;
• Court Fines Man $44 for Claiming a Stranger's Handshake 'Shrunk His Penis'.

Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions like, “Help! – A Customer Over-Tipped Me & Now Wants His Money Back" & “Help! – My Server Snatched The Cash I Put On The Table & Called It His Tip?"

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