Your Burrito & You, Hyper-Sexual "Zombie Cicadas", & A Chipotle Worker Shot Over Guac

Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

Did you know your personality can be summed up by the way you wrap your burrito? STD-infected zombie cicadas are coming out of the ground & they're horny! A Chipotle employee found out that guac can get him shot by an irate customer....

• A Man Claims a Hotel's Staff Used His Toothbrush to Clean the Bathroom;
• Dan Orlovsky Goes Viral for Another Unfortunate Fart Moment;
• A Man Was Arrested for Shooting a Gun in the Air...to Celebrate a Divorce;
• Is Your Car Your Baby? 51% Say Their Vehicle Is A Family Member;
• Couple With 3 Kids Discover After 10 Years of Marriage…They're Cousins;
• A Guy Named Batman Was Arrested for DUI;
• A Man Pulled a Gun Because Burger King Was Running a Deal;
• Woman's Dying Wish...Have the Grim Reaper Show Up at Her Funeral;
• NY Inmates Sue to Watch The Solar Eclipse;
• Woman Goes Nuts as She's Dragged Off Spirit Airlines Flight in Cartoonish Meltdown;
• A Porch Pirate Was Caught Stealing a Package...Dressed as a Trash Bag;
• Toast Is Healthier Than Bread–So Says A Doctor In The UK;
• Most of the Elite Are Okay With Cheating to Win Elections;
• PA Guy Was Getting a Vasectomy When the East Coast Earthquake Hit;
• Hikers Protest New 'Beetlejuice'-Like Sculptures In An AR State Park;
• Arkansas Mom Allegedly Made 7-y/o Son Walk 8 Miles To School;
• PA Man Steals $200 In A Swear Jar From Minor League Baseball Team;
• A "Toilet Rat" Landed a Man in Intensive Care.

Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – A Nursery School Should Help Parents Potty-Train Their Kids!" & “Help! – My Tinder Date Wanted A Background Check!"

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