ICFTB Episode #25 - Santa With Muscles

It Came From the Bottom

It's out 25th episode so why not celebrate with another Christmas movie. Get it? Because Christmas is on the 25th of December. It must have been fate. Why else would we have to watch this movie? Why else would we ever have to sit down and watch this (some of us multiple times) to study every detail and intricacy in the film for your entertainment? Is this what makes you happy? It'd better because we consider our work a noble service, especially for those of you who have young lil' whippersnappers of your own because there'll be one holiday season in which you all sit down with your mildly-burned Tollhouse cookies and grocery store egg nog and your spawn will get excited at seeing a big muscly man dressed as Santa Claus saving an orphanage but you'll know better because you'll have hopefully heard our warning, first. You remember our warning and so you'll change the channel and spare you and your child thousands of dollars in therapy bills and rehab. You're welcome. Merry Christmas, asshole.