The Waffle Episode - Extrasode February 2021

No Time To Grind

Welcome to the fortnightly catch-up, where the rules are made up and the points don't matter. In fact, this description is more like a director's commentary where I type while I re-listen.

Matt sure does love survival games, check that out at twitch.tv/megamattex seriously it's good. Just so you know, our minecraft server was a huge success, we had an infinite iron farm, an enormous villager trading post, blocks of netherite, and defeated the ender dragon. So we stopped playing Minecraft and started playing Raft.

Between Smite and League of Legends, No Time To Grind is become its own battle arena. Adrian played Ratchet and Clank. Good for him. Michael's PC was met with a terrible fate, but I won't spoil that for you here, let's just say it was shocking! It was solved, thanks Michael's Father in Law! Michael also revisited the land of Skyrim, a decade of Nords fighting Imperials. Good stuff. Remember when Bethesda was good? Fallout 3, New Vegas, 4, TES: Morrowind, Oblivion. We get into our theory for Elder Scrolls 6 and Michael thinks everybody faces north at all times. I should have just used "generations" to describe the time gaps in Elder Scrolls, but I'll let you figure that out.

Matt is a dirty little episode tease because he has no script and wants to talk about League of Legends. Since we recorded, we have played 1 match of pvp LoL and have a 100% win rate, here's the stats: Matt - Riven - 1/10/2 (maximum oof), Michael - Ekko - 4/2/8 (nice!), Adrian - Kayn - 21/3/4 god damn 3 Quadra Kills and MVP. Bloody Adrian over here being scared to match with smurf accounts and he's repping this 8+ KDA. We get into the ideas of matchmaking in LoL and compare it to Smite's, which is the only other MOBA we play. Adrian knows his Smite, that's for sure.

How many people be queuing in multiplayer games? Well in League, against bots, people make their own bots. How dumb is that? God Matt is smart. and handsome. rate this podcast 5 stars. or share. or go to facebook.com/notimetogrindpodcast or all 3? you should do that. do it now. If you do not share this podcast and my stream with your friends you will be in ELO hell for your next 10 games. Oh snap, Smite Valentines Memes?! Bacchus is life, Bacchus is love. PlayStation 5 is never coming out. If you live in Perth, you got that Adventure World ref.

Extrasode February 2021

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