I'd Be So Much Cooler If I Was A Dick

Number One Sons

“Pop punk as rebellious as Jesus, since 2001.” If that isn’t the best band bio ever offered unto the internet, we don’t know what is. That rascally brand of irreverence is fully evident in Number One Sons’ latest track “I’d Be So Much Cooler If I Was A Dick” - a tongue-in-cheek perspective on selfish individualism and at-any-cost ambition that totally rocks our socks off. You couldn’t find a more perfect combo of arch yet truthful, bold, and, above all, outstandingly fun writing, complete with all the hallmarks of early skate punk, on any Tony Hawk Pro Skater soundtrack.