S2E10 - The Soggy Sandwich

Stupid Fat Hobbits

Johnny has a bad day. A sad day. A soggy sandwich kinda day. Pat tries to help him fix his bleak attitude - this backfires. Breaking News From Florida makes absolutely no sense. It involves narcotics, a hungry man, Coldplay lyrics, family blackmail, pizza, and Nazis. Pat and Chris lead a tangent concerning the famous rapper, Juicebox. Johnny is not enthused. Pat reminisces about an old Welch's commercial. Laughter and joy are plentiful, so Johnny has to be a buzzkill and being up his soggy sandwich again. Chris brazenly challenges The Intellectual on the definition of ontology and takes him down a peg - really, everyone takes the L on this one. Chris confesses to loving High School Musical in Around the Table. After initially holding back his criticism with much applaum, Johnny launches at Chris like Sauron after Helm's Deep: his retribution swift, his wrath terrible, his verbal assault as powerful as an AC-130 Gunship. Johnny's Corner actually brings up a good point about doctors. Pat brings up a crucial LOTR question regarding the Tolkien Legendarium: Which character would you take home as a pet? Enraged and insecure about Chris' upcoming vacation, Pat and Johnny utilize The Cap of Mishap to make Chris' beach experience just a bit more memorable.