Riff Session 17

The Comedian Next Door

Sound Bites

"Sometimes people die and they don't tell you."
"I think the best way to go would be on top of an asteroid detonating a nuclear device."
"Do you gather everybody together under the pretenses of something else?"
"Let's get the parasites."
"Are you gonna stop eating red dyed food now because you know that it's coming from a bug?"
"Cereal, the reason that they color food is because the natural color of things after it's been processed is usually like gray or brown."
"I don't think I'm chewing on enough copper"
"Hehehehehe"
"I eat a slice of Wonder Bread and I'm good to go"