Gonarch's Lair episode 44: Tacon, Lettuce, and Bomato

The Gonarch's Lair and Off-Planet podcasts

The year has sprung spring, and witnessing a refreshing return to the season of rebirth has galvanised our enigmatic entertainers, who have endeavoured to qualify this questionable concoction as an Easter special for each and every elegant Eggcrab. We implore you to impetuously immerse yourselves in the inane incantation of three rabid rogues, for the initial part of this naturally nebulous episode as they discuss Jedi: Fallen Order, World War Z, Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice, Days Gone, WarioWare, Borderlands 3, and Google’s Stadia; we debate archaic infrastructure delaying technological advancements, rue the increasing difficulty of modern video games, and we reveal who dominated in Dumb Ways to Die for this month’s Community Challenge. Our unholy trinity also talk about Off Menu Podcast, Aladdin, Apple TV+, The Kid Who Would Be King, Disney+, Captain Marvel, Now TV, The Mandalorian, Werner Herzog, You vs. Wild, Greg Sestero, Our Planet, and the controversial porn passes; we recognise the common theme of pop music remixes featuring in movie trailers, accuse a disgraced footballer of causing the recent Notre-Dame catastrophe, and Ross provides a progress update on The Talented Few in a thrilling Sensi Soaks segment. Acrostic poems include Ross defragmenting, Thom dropping his machete and Simon reclaiming his sovereignty.