HULK FOR PREZ

The Greatest Podcast in the History of Our Sport

Anyone who lives with the intrusion of disruptive thoughts knows that scary hypotheticals are only half of the horror; the other half is the wondering how feasible your waking nightmare actually was, and also, if it’s already happened. With that framing in mind, Hulk Hogan ran for president in 1999. He didn’t run very hard and returned to wrestling very quickly, mind, but what’s that Simpsons joke about nobody being given a Nobel Prize for Attempted Chemistry? The threat existed, even if it barely happened, much like the Michelangelo Virus or Pepsi Blue. So now, we have to analyze the hypotheticals. Well, I mean we don’t have to, but we are, because this podcasting shit chose us. Tonight, on what will surely go down as the Greatest Podcast in the History of Our Sport, we look at the role of legendary Jewish mobster Meyer Lansky in dismantling the Nazis’ American ally organization, the German-American FUNB.