S08 Ep02 - IF I HAD A HAMMER! - The Utopia Project

The Utopia Project

This week the boys discuss Beavo's new online services, Find out which film had a lady with 3 breasts, Chunk has a surprise visitor and Jak things he has the perfect twisty thing! Let us know what you think in the comments!

Join the boys as they come to terms with all the new changes and get into the thick of it for the first show of 2025! Exploring who they think would be the best hangover helper as well as what's been getting them excited or grumpy over the festive period! All mixed in nicely with the usual Utopia Project chaos!

The Utopia Project is a comedy podcast involving 3 friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. Come on a journey with us as we chew the fat and lay the groundworks for The Utopia Project! New episode every Week! Get merch & Exclusive Content: https://www.tuppod.com/support Join our Patreon: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod

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