The Berlin Chronicles

Two Guys, One Lapdog

Host Matt and Host Ryan are back yet again. This week the listeners have spoken: Host Ryan will be spending the entire winter in shorts. TGOLD Nation, let's get some hashtag suggestions and get his suffering trending. The listener voicemails that sentenced Host Ryan to his fate wanted to give him an out in the form of leggings, but Host Ryan's integrity is too strong to accept and his bare skin will be exposed to the elements starting December 22. Also this week a new segment is introduced that is so cleverly named we may be filing a trademark: "Throw Back Thursdays" kicks off with the story of a land filled with beer, naptime, and Dwayne the Rock Johnson. The guys recount their story of homesickness, hospitalizations and helplessness as they endure an entire two weeks away from the comfort of cellular data and people who speak english. Will they make it back to the homeland ok? Will Host Ryan ever accept socks and sandals? And who was watching the one lapdog while the two guys were gone? Join us next week for a special holiday Spepisode and follow us @twoguysonelapdog on instagram to watch continuous updates of Host Ryan's freezing legs. Welcome back to the best podcast you've never heard of.