Brad Guzan defeated Messi and the bastards of Inter Miami. Lesson: Don't shove the Guzan! Plus, RBNY v NYCFC at CitiField, the SCHNITZEL SHOWDOWN!

We talk Bochum's new coach, Hoffenheim's old coach, and perhaps soon to be Dortmund's former coach? PLUS, German clubs are poor in Europe?!

We talk playoffs! And why is American goalkeeping so bad??

We talk BOCHUM and their misery, as well as who’s on the hot seat! MERCH! http://SchnitzelBoysMerch.Etsy.com

Both the NY Red Bulls and NYCFC travelled to Ohio to start their playoff journeys, to differing results! We discuss that, follow the RSL-Minnesota Utd penalties, and discuss a juicy rumor from the US Soccer circles. MERCH! http://SchnitzelBoysMerch.Etsy.com Featuring our new bucket hats!

We look over a disappointing week for the German clubs in Europe, and wonder if cracks are starting to show at Bayern. We also check in on an old friend, break down Bochum's fallout, and discuss the safety of Pellegrino and Nuri Sahin. MERCH! http://SchnitzelBoysMerch.Etsy.com

Inter Miami break the points record and the Messi effect is in full swing as it seemingly makes global news. But weathered MLS fans like Bjorn and Stefan know better than to overvalue a supporters shield. Also, FIFA SHENANIGANS!

Business as usual for all teams but one. BOCHUM! How do we fix Bochum? Also, how do we feel about Tuchel coaching the Three Lions?

USA - Panama review. MERCH! http://SchnitzelBoysMerch.Etsy.com Featuring our new bucket hats!

We talk Germany's recent nations league games, the tenure under Nagelsmann to this point, the FIFPro players strike, and the shocking Klopp news. MERCH! http://SchnitzelBoysMerch.Etsy.com Featuring our new bucket hats!

We talk about the very last round before playoffs. Plus we talk latest USMNT roster and the beginning of the Poch era.

We talk about the Bundesliga, and the upcoming Germany games. MERCH! http://SchnitzelBoysMerch.Etsy.com Featuring our new bucket hats!

The New York Red Bulls are GASLIGHTING us. MERCH! http://SchnitzelBoysMerch.Etsy.com Featuring our new bucket hats!

We discuss the latest happenings in the Bundesliga and look ahead to the UCL fixtures of the week! MERCH! http://SchnitzelBoysMerch.Etsy.com Featuring our new bucket hats!

We discuss the NYCFC - Miami game, it's tifo, and then Stefan Schnitzel has a rant about the "American soccer beast", a beast like no other. MERCH! http://SchnitzelBoysMerch.Etsy.com Featuring our new bucket hats!

We talk about which clubs are disappointing, and which clubs are so succeeding, and we review the new UCL format! MERCH! http://SchnitzelBoysMerch.Etsy.com Featuring our new bucket hats!

We are joined by Chicago Fire OG, and RBNY fan Pat Schnitzel as we discuss both the Fire and RBNY and if what they're doing is good enough! Plus, is San Diego FC doing enough?? MERCH! http://SchnitzelBoysMerch.Etsy.com Featuring our new bucket hats!

We do a deep dive on Borussia Dortmund this season with BVB super fan Matt Schnitzel. MERCH! http://SchnitzelBoysMerch.Etsy.com Featuring our new bucket hats!

#DFB #USSF #MLS We discuss the September international window where Germany is exciting and the US are worrying. What can Poch do with this mediocre group? MERCH! http://SchnitzelBoysMerch.Etsy.com Featuring our new bucket hats!

#MLS We talk MLS and the latest US Roster. MERCH! http://SchnitzelBoysMerch.Etsy.com Featuring our new bucket hats!

#Bundesliga #DFB We cover the action of week 2, touch on a new 2nd Bundesliga segment, and break down the latest national team roster. MERCH! http://SchnitzelBoysMerch.Etsy.com Featuring our new bucket hats!

We talk Columbus, and we translate and react to Sandro Schwarz's interview in Sport Bild. MERCH! http://SchnitzelBoysMerch.Etsy.com Featuring our new bucket hats!

The Bundesliga is back, and we review the opening weekend! Plus we check on our old friend Gerhard Struber, and we remember the great Cristoph Daum! MERCH! http://SchnitzelBoysMerch.Etsy.com Featuring our new bucket hats!

We Leagues Cup, MLS starting up, and emergency USMNT transfers. MERCH! http://SchnitzelBoysMerch.Etsy.com Featuring our new bucket hats!

Schnitzel boys do a full preview of every Bundesliga club going in to the 2024/2025 season. MERCH! http://SchnitzelBoysMerch.Etsy.com Featuring our new bucket hats!

Bjorn is back with a new stache! We talk the Olympics, FC Koeln's new coach, and Leagues Cup! MERCH! http://SchnitzelBoysMerch.Etsy.com Featuring our new bucket hats!

We talk 2. Bundesliga kicking off, some transfer stuff, and then the sad state of US Soccer, and then parse through the Pellegrino Matarazzo reports. MERCH! http://SchnitzelBoysMerch.Etsy.com Featuring our new bucket hats!

#mls #soccer #ussoccer Stefan Schnitzel breaks down past "Soccer Wars" in US History and how it relates to the current climate in US Soccer. Also, USMNT Head Coach RUMORS!! MERCH! http://SchnitzelBoysMerch.Etsy.com Featuring our new bucket hats!

We catch up with MLS, specifically with the NY teams, all the cool MLS transfers, as well as...should we be excited for the Olympics? Where does Gregg Berhalter rank among modern US Coaches? MERCH! http://SchnitzelBoysMerch.Etsy.com Featuring our new bucket hats!

The Boys do a thorough FULL RUNDOWN of all 33 candidates of the vacant US Men's Coaching job. The way only Germans can. MERCH! http://SchnitzelBoysMerch.Etsy.com Featuring our new bucket hats!

The Boys share their experiences attending the Euros and the Copa LIVE, and share their overall thoughts on the summer's tournaments and where Germany and the USA lie. MERCH! http://SchnitzelBoysMerch.Etsy.com Featuring our new bucket hats!

Bjorn calls in from Germany with that celebrated unreliable German internet everyone is raving about, and we talk the heartbreak of Germany bouncing out of the Euros.

Stefan Schnitzel reacts to the disappointing 1-0 loss by the USMNT. Gregg out?! #USMNT MERCH! http://SchnitzelBoysMerch.Etsy.com Featuring our new bucket hats!

Stefan Schnitzel goes solo as he REACTS to the Germany - Denmark round of 16 game, as well as previews the US- Uruguay 'do or die' game on Monday, and Germany's 'do or die' game against Spain on Friday! MERCH! http://SchnitzelBoysMerch.Etsy.com Featuring our new bucket hats!

The boys react to a disappointing 2-1 loss to Panama at the Copa America. Does Stefan call Bjorn a Eurosnob? Tune in to find out!

The boys react to a Schnitzel double header, with Germany v Switzerland followed by USA v Bolivia!

We REACT to the Germany v Hungary game.

Quickfire post game reaction to the Germany v Scotland EUROs opener!

We talk the talk about Manuel Neuer, should he be number 1? And then preview the upcoming Euros from the German perspective.

Stefan Schnitzel shares his thought on why he's finally done with Gregg Berhalter as coach of the USMNT, a sentiment seemingly echoed by the community at large.

In a special merger episode, we talk about both the UCL final and the happenings of the German soccer ecosystem, then we talk the CCC final and the happenings of the MLS ecosystem. TWO ECOSYSTEMS! ONE EP!

NYCFC are good?! And we talk "reasonable" takes on the US Soccer pool... MERCH! Http://SchnitzelBoysMerch.Etsy.com Featuring our new bucket hats!

We talk the CRAZY Bochum-Fortuna relegation playoff, and summarize Bayer 04's season ending as they win the domestic double! MERCH! Http://SchnitzelBoysMerch.Etsy.com Featuring our new bucket hats!

The boys talk the NY Derby! MERCH! Http://SchnitzelBoysMerch.Etsy.com Featuring our new bucket hats!

The boyz talk Bochum frustration, and all the wonderful things about German soccer this season. Plus all the remaining questions before the Euros! MERCH! Http://SchnitzelBoysMerch.Etsy.com Featuring our new bucket hats!

We talk tunnelgate between NYCFC and Toronto. We also talk about Messi and the new rules, plus is punching a player a punishable offense? Stefan gets it way wrong. MERCH! Http://SchnitzelBoysMerch.Etsy.com Featuring our new bucket hats!

We talk German teams in the UCL and UEL, as well as the relegation battle. Plus we listen to a German viral song sensation about Rhubarb pie. MERCH! Http://SchnitzelBoysMerch.Etsy.com Featuring our new bucket hats!

Stefan Schnitzel shares his experience going to see Messi and Inter Miami destroy his Red Bulls 6-2 LIVE in Miami. MERCH! Http://SchnitzelBoysMerch.Etsy.com Featuring our new bucket hats!

We talk GERMAN Basketball! But also the exciting relegation battle in the Bundesliga, and how our clubs are doing in Europe! MERCH! Http://SchnitzelBoysMerch.Etsy.com Featuring our new bucket hats!

We cover the latest MLS changes!