It’s Halloween, so we cover the rest of the Goosebumps series, all the stuff we didn’t get to. Plus, stick around for a bonus review that…WORMED its way in because I’m stupid and counted wrong.由Helpful Snowman

Some choice reviews. As in I chose them. Not as in having high quality.由Helpful Snowman

Micro books from the Goosebumps Haunted Library Thrillogy. Hey, they’re not THAT micro. They’re a good size.由Helpful Snowman

We finally get a scary grandma in this Goosebumps version of a Choose From Many Ways to Die Adventure.由Helpful Snowman

The Bone Chillers series, the only books guaranteed to change the temperature of your skeleton, leaving the rest of your body unaffected. Many resources were put towards verifying this claim. Don’t argue. It’s sciencetific.由Helpful Snowman

A ghost writer ghostwrites the scariest book of all time. Unfortunately, we don’t get to read that book.由Helpful Snowman

The Spinetinglers series, the books meant to tingle a certain part of your anatomy. Less dirty than it sounds.由Helpful Snowman

The Are You Afraid of the Dark books series asks us if we’re afraid of the Canadian darkness.由Helpful Snowman

Some little jerk gets some comeuppance in this tale of why working sucks.由Helpful Snowman

This book features a rap delivered from atop a toilet. This is where this show peaks.由Helpful Snowman

A contest ask What Gives YOU Goosebumps?!由Helpful Snowman

Bee book? More like a B+ book!由Helpful Snowman

Next stop: Horrorland. Followed by DumbLand.由Helpful Snowman

We head to Pitts Landing, home of the famous Dolphins Baseball Squadron!由Helpful Snowman

It’s merch time, baby! Commence the commerce!由Helpful Snowman

The snowman covers RL Stine’s The Snowman.由Helpful Snowman

It Watches in the Dark by Jeff Strand brings us the most likely successor to the Goosebumps throne. And hopefully the treasure room that I assume goes along with it. I’m pulling for you, Jeffy. Or Strandy. Whatever you prefer.由Helpful Snowman

All of the books in the series of Bonechillers, books meant to affect the temperature of your bones. This was a serious medical problem in the 90s.由Helpful Snowman

This one is called Blowtorch@psycho.com. I mean, that’s just nuts.由Helpful Snowman

A girl cries monster, and Pete unearths a deep, dark memory of Goosebumps past…由Helpful Snowman

Be careful what you wish for…especially if you wish for a novelization of a TV show based on a novel.由Helpful Snowman

All the Deadtime Stories. All the dead, all the time, all the stories.由Helpful Snowman

Tiny Town Terror is our first Deadtime Story, and it features a hobo/killer doll with the power to create life. Yep. This children’s novel addresses homelessness and slaps god right in the face.由Helpful Snowman

Graveyard School is a Bumpoff series that DEMANDS further exploration. This MAY be the origin of people eating your pets and that whole thing. I mean, it isn’t, let’s be real, but as far a trying to boost the presence of this show in algorithms, IT MAY BE.由Helpful Snowman

Slime Lake is possibly the slimiest lake of all time, but nothing compares to the sliminess of a corporate takeover of Slime Lake!由Helpful Snowman

Goosebumps return with Monster Blood! The slime that is apparently what pumps in the veins of monsters.由Helpful Snowman

Stay out of the basement. Please. I’m begging you. I’m being smothered in this family. I need my space. Just stay out of this godforsaken basement!由Helpful Snowman

A further exploration of the entire Strange Matter series.由Helpful Snowman

We deviate from the main Goosebumped path and into Strange Matter: Bad Circuits. Killer robot versus fear bomb. Plus, the greatest villain, Frank Dunk.由Helpful Snowman

The deadest of dead houses greets us In Goosebumps 1, Welcome to the Dead House! It’s dead!由Helpful Snowman

Here we are, another Podoween, and it’s time for the big reveal! Oh, wait, I already revealed this is Goosebumps year like ten times? Well, okay. This is the OFFICIAL reveal, you pedants.由Helpful Snowman

Two new Mayor of America rules have been handed down.由Helpful Snowman

The Snowlywed Game! Like that other game but, you know, copyright-safe?由Helpful Snowman

Gambling, smoking, gun shootering, and maybe a little naughty kaiju? It’s Helpful Snowman’s Bachelor Party!由Helpful Snowman

We talk books. MY books.由Helpful Snowman

Travel hackery.由Helpful Snowman

Snowbros, minor annoyances, being the rudest person in the room.由Helpful Snowman

All my troubles are behind me now.由Helpful Snowman

Bunny time.由Helpful Snowman

In which I realized I blew it and did a boring podcast on accident instead of doing a boring podcast on purpose. I followed the money, made sure to go the other direction, and now we’re here.由Helpful Snowman

More boring than the average podcast.由Helpful Snowman

Product placement champs.由Helpful Snowman

A self-interview with shocking results. Well, not shocking. And not really results.由Helpful Snowman

The water of life, the pee of life. This is a very urine-soaked episode, everyone.由Helpful Snowman

The Americanest of Malls由Helpful Snowman

The most para of social relationships.由Helpful Snowman

We choose some of our OWN adventures, and luckily we get one over on those stupid little dumbasses who have never seen Empire Strikes Back.由Helpful Snowman

#JusticeForDio由Helpful Snowman

eBay travails and a story about pathetic book marketing.由Helpful Snowman

Some advice for dentists. GOOD advice that you JUST CANNOT TAKE.由Helpful Snowman