Inquisitor Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau The Emperor Forgets: A Warhammer 40K podcast

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James, Mike and Tom indulge in Emperor's Children codex reveals, bring Vladimir Putin to the tabletop, introduce a new dice to 40k, find something nice to say about every faction in the game (sort of), and end with some Oscar Award winning puns for the pun god.

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The Emperor Forgets: A Warhammer 40K Podcast

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The Emperor Forgets: A Warhammer 40K Podcast

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The Emperor Forgets: A Warhammer 40K Podcast

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The Emperor Forgets: A Warhammer 40K Podcast

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The Emperor Forgets: A Warhammer 40K Podcast

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The Emperor Forgets: A Warhammer 40K Podcast

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The Emperor Forgets: A Warhammer 40K Podcast

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The Emperor Forgets: A Warhammer 40K Podcast

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The Emperor Forgets: A Warhammer 40K Podcast

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The Emperor Forgets: A Warhammer 40K Podcast

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